Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, April 15, 2015

We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Customized Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Wonderland The Time Has Come The Walrus Said Quote Wallclocks

tagged with: wonderland, time has come, walrus, carpenter, john tenniel, lewis carroll, through the looking glass, what alice found there, nonsense, words and unwords, poem, geek, humor, attitude, illogical, shoes ships sealing wax, whether pigs have wings, quote, quotation

Showcase your Wonderland side with this classic quote from Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" as illustrated by John Tenniel, with both Walrus and Carpenter with oysters looking on. Make everyone do a double-take about "The Time Has Come" with Wonderland nonsense attitude today!

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Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment (Bee) Bags For Laptop

tagged with: beekeeping, bee outline, bee, words and unwords, bee in the moment, apiarists, beekeepers, humor, bee geek, know how to bee

Existential beekeeping humor is alive and well on this laptop bag featuring a stylized outline of a bee along with the saying "Beekeepers Know How To Bee In The Moment". Word play double-entendre laptop bag gift for any apiarist or beekeeper who loves to be/bee in the moment!

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Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt

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Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!

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Leonardo da Vinci Three Classes Of People Quote Wallclock

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Renaissance artist, scientist, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci was perhaps best known for his visualization of ideas. Showcase da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom with this quote on the three types of people that one may encounter: "There are three classes of people: Those who see. Those who see when they are shown. Those who do not see." Which class of people do you fall under? Be part of those who see and make others do a double-take on the visualization of ideas with any of these inspirational da Vinci self-portrait quotation gifts!

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Warning! Recession Ahead (Yellow Diamond Sign) Wristwatches

tagged with: warning, recession ahead, yellow diamond sign, sign, signage, econ, economics, recession, words and unwords, economist, funny, humor, geek, social scientist, economy, political economy

Did you know that economists have called the 11 of the last 3 recessions? Economics humor is alive and well on this watch featuring the yellow diamond warning sign with a graph featuring a downward trend line and the saying "Warning! Recession Ahead". Make everyone do a double-take on the direction of the economy with a dose of econ attitude the next time you tell time! No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy!

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Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? Optical Illusion Dartboards

tagged with: emergence, do you see a dalmatian, dalmation, black and white, psyche, psychology, illusion, gestalt, words and unwords, optical illusion, science

No need to be a dalmatian fan to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of a dalmatian appearing from the background of black and white splotches. Includes the following caption that will make others do a double-take on the psychological phenomenon known as emergence: "Do You See A Dalmatian?"

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Tshirt

tagged with: boat sign, sign, signage, boat, rudderless, graduation, thought, philosophy, advice, philosopher, entrepreneur, saying, truism, transportation, humor, attitude, graduate, focused, directed, success, be the boat, do not be rudderless, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, committed, motivational, sarcasm, direction

Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter T Shirts

tagged with: higgs boson, words and unwords, quantum mechanics, physicist, quantum physics, higgs field, is no small matter, physics, geek, proof of the higgs boson

Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Tiles

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Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

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Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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We All Regress To The Mean Eventually (Statistics) Mug

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Showcase your wry linear regression side with any of these gifts featuring linear regression along with the stats truism saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Make others do a double-take about exactly what you mean when you talk about the concept of "regression to the mean" with a dose of statistics attitude today!

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Open Source Dude (Duke Java Thumbs Up) iPad Mini Cover

tagged with: open source, open source dude, saying, programmer, software developer, software programmer, java, duke, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, thumbs up, software engineer, software engineering

Surf the web with a dose of open source attitude with any of these cases featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke giving a thumbs up, along with the saying "Open Source Dude". Make others do a double-take about open source with a dose of geek humor today!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Shirt

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Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Round Wallclocks

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take a Nap Neuron Synapse Round Wall Clock

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Showcase your wry neuronal sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the following sound advice: "Give Your Neurons A Rest - Take A Nap".

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To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries Wrist Watches

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy this watch featuring the anatomical parts of a wine grape berry -- all key labels included. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying: "To Know Your Wine Know Your Wine Grape Berries". Impress the wine lover within you or others the next time you tell time with a dose of fruit-filled fun!

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Tesla Our Machinery Driven Power Obtainable At Any Business Card Templates

tagged with: words and unwords, nikola tesla, power obtainable at any point, universe, electrical engineer, wireless, physicist, geek, power, our machinery will be driven

Introduce yourself with a dose of wireless attitude with any of these business cards featuring a timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" inventor, scientist, and electrical engineer, Nikola Tesla, who once noted the following: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe."

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Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Coffee Mug

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Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns, exons, and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific biological attitude today!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Card Deck

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Do you think about pi whenever you eat some pie? Are you crazy for some pi? Showcase wry math geek humor with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi, along with the saying "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Make others do a double-take about exactly what it is that you are crazy about - whether it be pi, pie, or pi on a pie! Word play gifts on the word pi / pie that will make others think carefully about what you mean!

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This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Laptop Bag

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No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy wry geek attitude with this laptop bag gift featuring the chemical structure of adrenaline along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Dry Erase Boards

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion with any of these gifts featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Round Wallclocks

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Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Trilobite Frequently Mistaken To Be Just A Fossil Covers For iPhone 4

tagged with: trilobite, paleontology, paleontologist, scientist, funny, geek, humor, itude, fossil, if i don't pay attention, saying, words and unwords, evolution, evolve, lifestyle

Are you dismissed as a fossil from time to time? Show your paleontological sense of humor with any of these featuring the following wry scientific saying: "If I don't pay ention, note that I'm frequently mistaken to be just a fossil." Comes with a picture of a fossilized trilobite. Memorable cases for anyone who surfs the web and does not pay attention to the outside world while doing so!

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Wanted Normal Hearbeat (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Dartboards

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Showcase your wry electrocardiogram attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG (electrocardiogram) along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". No need to have a heart murmur or heart trouble to enjoy tongue-in-cheek medical humor!

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Wallclock

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No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Dermal Layers) iPad Mini Covers

tagged with: words and unwords, warning, i get under people's skin, skin, dermatology, medicine, medical, dermal layers, dermatologist, advice, psyche, anatomy, anatomical

Do you frequently get under people's skin -- figurative speaking? Or do you work in the medical field -- for example, dermatology -- and frequently get under people's skin through medical means? Showcase your wry anatomical skin layer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Comes with the advice that will let others do a double-take the next time they come near you: "Warning I Get Under People's Skin". Science humor gifts for anyone with skin!

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter Bicycle Playing Cards

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Warning! Dust Devil Inside (Meteorology) Samsung Galaxy S4 Cases

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Psychology and meteorology come together with any of these gifts featuring a picture of a dust devil. Show your wry educational, scientific side with these memorable gifts with the saying "Warning! Dust Devil Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies inside of you with a dose of extreme weather today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Postage

Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Laptop Bag

tagged with: brain, brainy, anatomy, medical, anatomical, never mind, geek, psyche, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor)".

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Open Source Martians Inside (Duke Rover) iPhone 5C Cases

tagged with: software developer, rover, open source martians inside, software engineer, words and unwords, open source, programmer, martian, geek humor, mars rover

No need to be on Mars to promote wry open source geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke riding Rover, along with the saying "Open Source Martians Inside"! Make others do a double-take at what Martian exploration is all about!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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Live Large Love Chemistry Periodic Table Elements Rectangular Belt Buckle

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major -- although it may certainly help -- to enjoy any of these wry Period Table of Elements gifts featuring the following saying in Love Letters font: "Live Large Love Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, scientific fun for all with any of these Periodic Table saying gifts today!

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Postage Stamps

Showcase your wry botanical side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring different types of buds along with the caption that will make others do a double-take: "Budding Inside". Classic biological attitude stamp for all who love to be budding during the Spring!

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Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected (Neuron) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: neuron, chance favors the intuitively connected, words and unwords, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, geek, chance, intuition, intuitively connected

Showcase your synaptic attitude with this laptop bag gift featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse / neurotransmitter along with the saying "Chance Favors The Intuitively Connected". Educational, anatomical, scientific gift for all who are intuitive!

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Nikola Tesla Scientific Man Does Not Aim Immediate Mugs

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Showcase wireless genius Nikola Tesla's intellectual and scientific style with this timeless quote on the aspirations of scientific man on any of these gifts: "The scientific man does not aim at an immediate result. He does not expect that his advanced ideas will be readily taken up. His work is like that of the planter — for the future. His duty is to lay the foundation for those who are to come, and point the way. He lives and labors and hopes." No need to be a scientist to be inspired by the original "Wizard Of Wireless"!

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Life Is Nothing More Than A Spliced Event (RNA) Coffee Mug

tagged with: rna splicing, rna, mature rna, splicing, introns, exons, molecular biology, words and unwords, life is nothing more than, a spliced event, biotechnology, life saying, geek humor, geek attitude, educational, scientific, molecular biologist, biologist

Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring the formation of mature RNA along with the saying "Life Is Nothing More Than A Spliced Event". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of educational, scientific fun! Memorable science humor saying gifts -- not just for molecular biologists only!

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Wall Clock

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, words and unwords, math geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pi, geek, humor, pi day humor, mathematician, irrational number

This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline (Molecule) Messenger Bag

Showcase your wry scientific side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the adrenaline molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Adrenaline".

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