Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, April 12, 2015

I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Rectangular Belt Buckle

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Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Coffee Mugs

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In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Postage Stamp

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No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) Round Wallclocks

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Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Coasters

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Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Wristwatch

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If you love to think about the origin of wine, you'll enjoy telling time with this watch featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the saying "Defining The Origin Of Wine". Great geek attitude gift for any wine enthusiast!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Laptop Messenger Bag

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No need to be a philosopher or psychologist or biologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a neuron / synapse along with the truism saying "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Memorable laptop bag gift for any thinker!

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Nikola Tesla Needle In Haystack Theory Calculation Belt Buckle

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Showcase your Tesla side with any of these gifts featuring a quote by wireless genius and Serbian-American electrical engineer and physicist Nikola Tesla: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. . . . I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Gifts for all those who love scientific theory!

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Mug

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No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Clocks

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Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Skin For iPad 3

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If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice Wristwatches

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Showcase your probabilistic attitude with a dose of educational, scientific fun with this graph showing the "Probability Mass Function Of Sum Of Two Dice". Memorable watch for any mathematician, statistician, or gamer who loves to play with dice!

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Antiquated Code (International Morse Code) Wristwatches

tagged with: code, words and unwords, morse code, international morse code, antiquated code, samuel morse, cryptographer, geek, humor

Let your wry cryptographic attitude shine the next time you wear this watch featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) of International Morse Code along with the saying that says it all: "Antiquated Code".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Clocks

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Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: live life, physics, quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, moment to moment, magnets, words and unwords, magnetism, geek humor, scientific saying

Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Case For The iPad Mini

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If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In Thought Behind It Pullover Sweatshirt

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Avid chess players who enjoy the beauty of a chess move will enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following thought: "The Beauty Of A Chess Move Lies In The Thought Behind It".

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Baby Pacifiers

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Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these motivational gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take at what you're describing with a dose of scientific humor today!

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Bridge Players Do It With Finesse Four Card Suits Bag

Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today!

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da Vinci Studies Of The Arm Movements By Biceps Cake Pick

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If you flex your biceps or rub elbows with other people, you'll enjoy any of these classical Renaissance gifts featuring a drawing made by polymath and Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci of "Studies Of The Arm Showing Movements Made By Biceps". Make others do a double-take on human anatomy with any of these anatomical gifts!

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Economists Do It In A Linear Manner (Regression) Yubo Lunch Box

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Let your social scientific geek humor side shine the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox featuring linear regression along with the saying "Economists Do It In A Linear Manner". Great tongue-in-cheek attitude lunchbox gift for any economist!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Ceramic Tile

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What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption -- visible on select items -- includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Mental Congestion Up Ahead (Sign Humor) Tee Shirts

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Is it hard for you to think at times? Do you experience mental congestion now and then? Showcase with a wry dose of transportation humor any of these gifts featuring a warning for vehicle congestion sign along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Mental Congestion Up Ahead". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for intellectuals, thinkers, and all who follow the rules of the road but experience congestion at times! Alert others to your thought patterns with any of these gifts!

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Saturday, April 11, 2015

Nine Bug Droids (Android Multiple Colors Humor) iPad Mini Case

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Do you think about nothing but Android day and night? Show your wry Android developer sense of humor with this gift featuring nine bug droids of multiple colors the next time you surf the web! Make others do a double-take on what you think about all day!

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Tshirt

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No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Powered By Organic Chemistry (Krebs Cycle) Deck Of Cards

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Showcase your wry organic chemistry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "Powered By Organic Chemistry".

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Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life (Nephron) iPhone 5C Covers

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Showcase your wry nephritic sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take: "Nephrologists Live A Nephritic Life". Memorable anatomical attitude gifts for any nephrologist or kidney fan!

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Photosynthesis Necessary For Life Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

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Showcase your educational and scientific side with a dose of biological and chemical attitude with any of these cases featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the saying "Photosynthesis Necessary For Life". Make others do a double-take about what truly is necessary for life the next time you surf the web!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole Time Travel Commuter Bag

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Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of space-time that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through space-time. Make others do a double-take on time travel with any of these colorful open source geek gifts for anyone who loves the future!

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I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Note Book

Statistical Outlier Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a statistician or statistical outlier to enjoy any of these wry statistical humor gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the call-out "I Am Here" and the saying "Statistical Outlier Inside". Make others do a double-take on how truly exceptional you are from a statistical point of view today with these educational geek humor stats attitude gifts!

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Olive Oil For Longer Life (Molecule) Kitchen Towel

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Showcase your chemical molecule nature with a dose of wry geek olive oil goodness with any of these gifts featuring the structure molecule for olive oil along with the saying "Olive Oil For Longer Life". Memorable gift for any olive oil health advocate!

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Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside Wrist Watch

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Let your astronomical geek side show the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a cut-out view of our Sun along with the following saying: "Warning! Extreme Temperatures Found Inside". No need to be an astronomer to enjoy!

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Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots T Shirts

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Showcase your wry earth scientific sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the postulated hot spots around the world, along with the saying that will surely make others around you shake their heads and wondering what you mean: "Earth Scientists Think About Postulated Hot Spots All The Time". Tongue-in-cheek suggestive scientific humor for all those who think about plate tectonics and the breaks in the Earth's mantle all the time!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Hand Towels

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Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Watches

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Chemists and chemistry majors will enjoy this geek humor watch featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism saying that applies to all thinkers: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". Do a double-take with a dose of scientific flair the next time you tell time with this watch!

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Defining The Origin Of Wine (Wine Grape Berry) Wall Clocks

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Showcase your botanical knowledge with any of these anatomical geek attitude gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy along with the caption "Defining The Origin Of Wine". No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy!

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Shush! Silencing RNA Inside Card Decks

tagged with: biology, rna, sirna, molecular, shush, geek, humor, attitude, silencing, words and unwords, quiet, inside, funny, pathways, science, educational

No need to be a molecular biologist to showcase your silencing RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring small interfering RNA. Small interfering RNA (siRNA), sometimes known as short interfering RNA or silencing RNA, is a class of double-stranded RNA molecules, 20-25 nucleotides in length, that play a variety of roles in biology -- most notably, involvement in the RNA interference (RNAi) pathway, where it interferes with the expression of a specific gene. Molecular biology advice humor with any of these "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside" gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Wellington New Zealand Aprons

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No need to have been to or to have lived in New Zealand to enjoy satellite photo imagery featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Wellington, New Zealand. Includes instructions on how to view in 3-D. Make others do a double-take with any of these Picture Earth visual science gifts!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Puzzle

This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) Tiles

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Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter Wristwatch

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Do you like doing research -- i.e., triangulating your sources? No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to enjoy this wry math and geometry humor watch featuring an isosceles triangle, along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at what you are trying to mean: "Stop Triangulating Get To The Root Of The Matter". Memorable tongue-in-cheek Euclidean humor geometry watch!

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