Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, March 16, 2015

Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) Commuter Bags

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key anatomical parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Great gift for any dermatologist or anyone into skin!

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Barely There iPhone 6 Plus Case

tagged with: physics, moment to moment, quadrupole moment, geek, humor, magnets, magnetism, time, physics teacher, words and unwords, funny, attitude, double-entendre, science, truism, saying, magnetic, advice, truisms, physicist, definition

No need to be a physicist to enjoy this iPhone6 plus case featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific saying: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry magnetic attitude today with this case!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Dartboards

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, doctor of the future, future, medicine, doctor, instruct his patient, patient, quote, words and unwords, futurist, quotation, medical, healthcare, motivational, inspirational, words of wisdom, scientist, idealist, attitude, advice, saying, vision, wisdom

Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Challenge Yourself Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Business Cards

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If you're an avid chess player, you'll enjoy introducing yourself to others with this business card design featuring a reflective chess set "Challenge Yourself Play Chess". Make others do a double-take about what they can do to get out of their natural comfort zone with a dose of chess attitude today!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Economists Do It With Models (Supply Demand Curve) Pendants

tagged with: economics, econ, economist, econometrics, mathematician, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, economists do it with models, words and unwords, math, saying, truism, funny, attitude, graph

Wry suggestive economics humor gifts for all those who work with models in the world of econometrics! Comes with the supply-and-demand curve along with the following saying: "Economists Do It With Models".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Mugs

tagged with: optical illusion,emergence,psyche,psychology,complex pattern formation,from simpler rules,words and unwords,gestalt phenomenon,psychologist,gestalt

Are you into the gestalt phenomenon in psychology? Showcase your wry optical illusion sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the classic emergence example of a dalmatian arising from various black and white dots. Comes with the following saying: "Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". No need to be a psychologist or optical illusion fan to enjoy!

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Sunday, March 15, 2015

Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter T Shirts

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Showcase your wry quantum mechanics attitude with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the following truism saying: "Proof Of The Higgs Boson Is No Small Matter".

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Larsen B Ice Shelf Collapse (Picture Earth) T-shirts

tagged with: larsen b ice shelf, collapse, satellite, photo, imagery, picture earth, larsen b ice shelf collapse, antarctica, global warming, environmentalist, climate change, science, scientist, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, ice shelf, ice continent, geology, geologist, earth science, earth scientist, geography, educational resources

Global warming is and has been happening for quite some time. Showcase your scientific side with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of the Larsen B Ice Shelf collapse. Vivid imagery gifts that will surely get others talking about the consequences of global warming. Perfect educational science gift for all fans and advocates of the existence of Antarctica, the ice continent!

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My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Coffee Mug

tagged with: my energy, a never-ending cycle, biochemistry, krebs cycle, energy, energy cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, geek, humor, scientist, educational, biochemist, funny, attitude, saying, truism, lifestyle

No need to be a biochemist or biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle. Comes with the scientific truism saying: "My Energy A Never-Ending Cycle". Make others do a double-take on where you get your energy from with a dose of educational attitude with these memorable science humor gifts! Showcase your indefatigable biochemical side!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tshirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Just Chillin' (Java Duke Snorkeling Fish Tank) Galaxy S4 Case

tagged with: just chillin, open source, java's unofficial mascot duke, snorkeling, fish tank, software developer, software engineer, software development, words and unwords, java, geek, saying, humor, relaxation, fishbowl environment, funny, mental vacation

Showcase your wry open source software engineer / software developer sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Includes the caption that all programmers can relate to: "Just Chillin' ". Make others do a double-take about the wacky world of software development with a dose of fishbowl sense of style today!

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Brainy Mindset Inside (Anatomical Brain) Custom Jewelry

tagged with: brainy mindset inside, anatomical brain, brain, brainy, inside, mindset, medical, geek, psychologist, words and unwords, anatomy, neurologist, saying, humor, doctor, neurosurgeon

Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist, neurosurgeon, or psychology to enjoy!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Mug

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If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) 15" Laptop Decals

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Are you just budding inside? Showcase wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different types of buds, along with the saying "Budding Inside". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Memorable gifts for any botanical fan!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) iPhone 5C Case

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: life is so elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, periodic table, geek, humor, saying, attitude, words and unwords, truism

Showcase your elemental side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific truism saying: "Life Is So Elemental".

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Mount Saint Helens May 18, 1980 Will Happen Again Shirts

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No need to be a geologist, seismologist, or volcanologist to enjoy this picture of Mount Saint Helens erupting on May 18th, 1980. Remind others that another eruption on Mount Saint Helens will happen again with any of these geological gifts! Memorable gifts for all those who were in the Pacific Northwest / Cascade region in mid-May 1980!

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Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style Party Plates

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No need to be a wine connoisseur to enjoy any of these gifts featuring all of the details of wine grape berry anatomy along with the following saying: "Grape Knowledge Never Goes Out Of Style". Make others do a double-take about the parts of a grape that goes into wine-making today with these grape saying attitude gifts!

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Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap Neuron Synapse Pillow

tagged with: give your neurons a rest, take a nap, anatomy, neuron, synapse, psyche, nap, napper, medical, words and unwords, medicine, psychology, rest, sleep

No need to be a biologist or psychologist to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Give Your Neurons A Rest Take A Nap". Sound advice for all who need a nap now and then!

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Mug

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Stickers

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose Custom Letterhead

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Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude with any of these gifts featuring the chemical structure of glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose".

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Skateboard Decks

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Showcase your wry mathematical and geometric side with this skateboard gift featuring an illustration of several congruent angles along with the saying "Are You Congruent?" Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of geek humor today!

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Evolution My Life Phyletic Gradualism Punctuated iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: biology, clades, cladistics, punctuated equilibrium, phyletic gradualism, psyche, evolution, geek, evolution of my life, words and unwords, psychology, psychologist, biologist, geologist, paleontologist, science, scientist, evolutionary change, evolutionary theory, funny, humor, itude, saying, truism, life, perspectives, truisms

Show your scientific and evolutionary itude the next time you surf the web with any of these featuring two diagrams: one that represents phyletic gradualism and another that represents punctuated equilibrium. Comes with the saying for all who reflect on the evolution of their lives from a scientific, paleontological perspective: "The evolution of my life can be viewed from both phyletic gradualism & punctuated equilibrium perspectives."

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Laptop Commuter Bag

tagged with: ekg, ecg, sinus rhythm, heartbeat, electrocardiogram, i've got rhythm, rhythm, medical, geek, words and unwords, medicine, humor, attitude, saying, emt, doctor, cardiology, cardiologist

Showcase your wry medical heartbeat sense of style the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG electrocardiogram along with the caption that says it all for anyone with a heartbeat: "I've Got Rhythm".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Wrist Watch

Showcase your wry magnetic attitude the next time you tell time with a dose of physics humor with this watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the scientific saying that says it all: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Great geek humor watch gift for anyone who finds time passing moment to moment!

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Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence (Anatomy) iPad Folio Cases

tagged with: skin, human skin, dermatology, skin layers, layers of the skin, existence, dermatologist, medical, anatomy, words and unwords, medicine, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry dermatological side the next time you surf the web with this Dodo case featuring all key parts of the skin along with the saying "Dermatology Is Part Of My Existence". Memorable anatomical humor gift for any existential dermatologist!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Custom Letterhead

Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set) T-shirts

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Are you a chess player who cannot stop thinking about chess strategies or chess moves? Showcase your wry chess humor side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Afflicted With Chess Madness (Chess Set)".

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Jabberwocky Poem (Lewis Carroll Through Looking) Skins For The iPhone 4S

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Showcase your Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of the Jabberwock as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There", along with the poem itself. Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans!

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Bee Geek Inside Beverage Coasters

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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da Vinci Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience Letterhead Template

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Showcase your timeless sense of wisdom with any of these da Vinci quotation gifts featuring self-portrait of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci along with the following observation about the relationship between wisdom and experience: "Wisdom Is The Daughter Of Experience".

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Life Mergers & Acquisitions World Turducken Fish Trucker Hat

tagged with: mergers and acquisitions, three fish, one fish swallowing another fish, turducken, saying, economics, business, humor, words and unwords, corporate, corporate gag humor, sarcasm, business change, consists of many turducken events

No need to have worked in the dog-eat-dog -- or is the expression, fish-eat-fish? -- world to enjoy wry economics and psyche humor with any of these gifts featuring three fish -- with the smaller being swallowed by the larger one along with the following truism saying that anyone who knows about the corporate world can agree with: "Life In The Mergers & Acquisitions World Consists Of Many Turducken Events". Turducken is the gastronomic dish which is a form of engastration -- i.e., a recipe method in which one animal is stuffed inside the gastric passage of another. Lifestyle psyche humor gifts for all who have been affected by the many changes in their corporate world!

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Mental Congestion Up Ahead (Sign Humor) T Shirts

tagged with: mental, congestion, up ahead, mental congestion up ahead, signs, signage, transportation, transportation sign, gag gift, funny, geek, humor, philosopher, thinker, attitude, warning sign, psyche, psychologist, cognitive science, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, saying, joke, lifestyle, advice, brain teaser, land

Is it hard for you to think at times? Do you experience mental congestion now and then? Showcase with a wry dose of transportation humor any of these gifts featuring a warning for vehicle congestion sign along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Mental Congestion Up Ahead". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for intellectuals, thinkers, and all who follow the rules of the road but experience congestion at times! Alert others to your thought patterns with any of these gifts!

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My Wife & My Mother-In-Law (Optical Ilusion) Commuter Bags

tagged with: my wife and my mother-in-law, optical illusion, illusion, brain teaser, gestalt, geek, humor, attitude, psyche, words and unwords, psychology

Showcase your knowledge of gestalt the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the infamous optical illusion "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law".

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Postage

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Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Advice) Laptop Commuter Bag

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Showcase your wry brainy side with a dose of sound anatomical advice with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Use It Or Lose It".

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards

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Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) iPhone 5C Covers

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Budding Inside (Types Of Buds Biology Botany) Customized Letterhead

Love Is A Chemical Reaction (Periodic Table) Commuter Bag

tagged with: chemical reaction, periodic table of elements, elements, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, chemistry, periodic table, love is a chemical reaction, love, saying, science, chemist, geek love

Showcase your wry Periodic Table of Elements side the next time you travel with this messenger bag featuring the scientific truism saying "Love Is A Chemical Reaction".

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Buttons

tagged with: not yet retired,retired,semi-retired,retiree,still thinking,neuron,synapse,anatomy,anatomical,words and unwords,biology,biologists,scientist,neurologist,psychologist,geek humor,saying

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Signal Transduction Pathways Inside (Cell Biology) Business Card Templates

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If you know about signal transduction pathways, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of scientific, biological attitude with these business cards featuring "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at your knowledge of cell biology at your next meet and greet!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Party Plates

This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate Courier Bag

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Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you travel with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the chemical structure for ATP (adenosine triphosphate) along with the following scientific truism saying: "This Machine Is Powered By Adenosine Triphosphate".

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Are You Congruent? (Congruent Angles) Courier Bag

Showcase your wry mathematical side with this mini messenger bag featuring an illustration of various congruent angles along with the saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you travel: "Are You Congruent?"

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