Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 11, 2015

Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: reduce smog support photosynthesis, from light to energy, atp, words and unwords, environmentalist, saying, ecology, geek, humor, science, advice

No need to be a die-hard environmentalist to enjoy any of these scientific humor gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "Reduce Smog Support Photosynthesis". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biochemical attitude about what we should all do to support the living things around us today!

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) Mug

tagged with: insufficient storage inside, brain anatomy, anatomy, brain, brainy, anatomical, inside, insufficient storage, words and unwords, geek, attitude, humor, saying, psyche, psychology, medical, funny

Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Courier Bags

tagged with: open source student, open source, java, comfy chair, guitar, da java code, geek, programmer, words and unwords, software engineer, humor, attitude, saying, motto, reading

Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with this mini-messenger bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world the next time you travel!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) Business Cards

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatologists know their skin, anatomy, anatomical, dermatology, geek, humor, saying, skin, words and unwords, science, epidermis, truism, illustration, educational, skin layers, layers of skin, medical

Dermatologists will enjoy introducing themselves with a dose of wry medical geek humor with any of these customizable business cards featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Dermatologists Know Their Skin".

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Nebulous Explosion Inside (Crab Nebula) NOOK Skin

tagged with: crab nebula, supernova, exploding star, nebulous explosion inside, astronomy, galactic, humor, geek, explosion, words and unwords, astronomer, funny, attitude, star, supernovas

No need to be an astronomer familiar with catalogue designations M1, NGC 1952, Taurus A to enjoy wry astronomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the infamous picture of the Crab Nebula along with the saying "Nebulous Explosion Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with supernova galactic attitude!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) Letterhead

tagged with: rogue wave, freak wave, oceanography, psyche, freak wave inside, humor, geek, wave height, graph, words and unwords, science, oceanographer, earth scientist, scientist, saying, psychology, inside, attitude, waves, truism, truisms

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor gifts today!

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Just Go Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: periodic table of elements, chemistry, just go elemental, science, humor, attitude, periodic table, funny, geek, words and unwords, educational, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, educational resources, saying, elemental

Memorable chemistry humor gifts featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific saying that conveys learning all about the Periodic Table: "Just Go Elemental". Science humor gifts for all who desire to go elemental!

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Team Autotroph (Plant Cell Biology) Mug

tagged with: team autotroph, plant cell, biology, biologist, botanist, food producer, autotroph, scientific, words and unwords, educational, environmentalist, geek, humor, attitude, saying

No need to be a plant biologist or cell biologist to enjoy wry biological attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a plant cell along with the caption "Team Autotroph". Make others do a double-take on the world of plants as autotrophs -- producers of their own food -- with any of these educational, scientific humor gifts today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Bags

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, pasadena, california, stereoscopic, 3-d, geographers, san gabriel mountains, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual, perspective, picture earth, methods, techniques

Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) Clocks

tagged with: pi day, pi on a baked pie, make everyday a tasty pi, pi humor, geek, attitude, saying, mathematical constant, pi hunger, words and unwords, funny, math, math teacher, pi fan, irrational number

Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid (Vit. C) iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: this machine is powered by, ascorbic acid, vitamin c, words and unwords, chemistry, chemical molecule, geek, vitamin c fan, chemical structure, humor, science, attitude, saying

If you are powered by Vitamin C, you'll enjoy any of these scientific, educational chemical molecule gifts featuring the ascorbic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Ascorbic Acid".

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Personalized Letterhead

tagged with: words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, pilot, geek, humor, morse code, code recognition, dots and dashes

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Skin For 15" Laptop

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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Normal Pulse Inside (ECG/EKG Electrocardiogram) Business Cards

tagged with: normal pulse inside, heartbeat, normal pulse, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, emt, medicine, words and unwords, saying, attitude, humor, medical technology

No need to work in the medical field to enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of wry heartbeat attitude with these customizable business cards featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the saying "Normal Pulse Inside".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets Custom Letterhead

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, moment by moment, magnetism, physics, physicist, attention deficit disorder, geek, humor, words and unwords, my ideas come and go, moment, science, psychology, ideas, funny, attitude, saying, truism, four magnets

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Dartboards

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Checkmate Is My Motto (Reflective Chess Set) Tee Shirts

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Chess players will enjoy wry chess humor with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Checkmate Is My Motto". Make others do a double-take about what you love to say when playing chess with these memorable chess saying gifts today!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Bee Lover Inside Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

tagged with: bee, beekeeping, bee lover inside, bee attitude, bee truism, saying, truism, words and unwords, apiary, apiarist, beekeeper

Are you a bee lover or beekeeper (apiarist)? Showcase your bee lover side with any of these gifts featuring a bee along with the saying "Bee Lover Inside". Make others do a double-take at your love for these creatures with a dose of bee love today!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Letterhead

tagged with: happiness, economics, economist, equilibrium, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, words and unwords, happiness in life, a matter of equilibrium, saying, truism, advice, philosophy, psychologist, attitude, inspirational, intelligent, psychology

Showcase your wry economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor.

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Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Coffee Mugs

tagged with: bug droid, bugdroid, illusion, optical illusion, scintillating grid illusion, incubating ideas inside, geek, saying, words and unwords, software engineer, inside, humor, attitude, software engineering, software developer, software development, mobile phone operating system, programmers, funny, grid illusion

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Be Powerful (Power Equations) Study Physics Baby Pacifiers

tagged with: be powerful, study physics, physics equations for power, power, physics, physicist, physics teacher, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, advice, physics major, joke, saying, equations

No need to be a physicist or physics teacher or physics major to enjoy any of these educational, informative gifts featuring four different equations for power along with the saying "Be Powerful Study Physics". Classic geek humor at its best for all who study physics and are powerful because of their knowledge!

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Are You Ready For The Next Haboob? (Dust Storm) Postage Stamps

tagged with: haboob, dust storm, sandstorm, meteorology, meteorologist, are you ready for, next haboob, science, geek, words and unwords, query, question, attitude, weather, stormy weather

Showcase your wry meteorological side the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a haboob (dust storm) along with the query "Are You Ready For The Next Haboob?" Showcase your knowledge of dust storms today!

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Energy Production Inside (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

tagged with: energy production inside, krebs cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, words and unwords, geek, attitude, saying, educational, energy, atp

Do you have lots of energy when you're traveling to and from a location? Showcase your wry biochemical side with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "Energy Production Inside".

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Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Courier Bags

tagged with: software developer, open source, open source attitude inside, geek, java, duke, comfy chair, da java code, book, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, software engineering, software development humor

Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry open source geek sense of humor with this mini-messenger bag featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag containing the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Laptop Bag

tagged with: brain, brainy, anatomy, medical, anatomical, never mind, geek, psyche, humor, words and unwords, saying

Showcase your wry brainy side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor)".

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Tshirt

Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Laptop Decal

tagged with: accelerating, decelerating, different fates of the universe, you are here, astronomer, physics, astrophysicist, universe, geek, words and unwords, astronomy, physicist, fates, fates of the universe, science, scientist, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, graph, saying, definition, direction, lifestyle

No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) NOOK Color Skins

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Wine Grape Berry (Botanical Anatomy) Galaxy S3 Case

tagged with: wine grape berry, anatomy, anatomical, grape, berry, diagram, educational, biology, biological, words and unwords, scientific, wine grape, botany, botanical, fruit, attitude, geek, science, scientist, wine maker, educational resources

No need to be a fan of grapes or fine wine to enjoy any of these gifts featuring wine grape berry anatomy. Detailed labels of all key parts of the wine grape berry are included. Make others do a double-take at the different parts of a wine grape berry with any of these scientific, educational botanical gifts!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse Refrigerator Magnets

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt

tagged with: nikola tesla, father of radio, radio, tesla, scientist, mathematician, physicist, engineer, electrical engineer, serbian american, wireless, genius, alternating current, inventor, patents, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, science, engineering, wireless genius, inventors

Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!

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Shush! Silencing RNA Inside Card Decks

tagged with: biology, rna, sirna, molecular, shush, geek, humor, attitude, silencing, words and unwords, quiet, inside, funny, pathways, science, educational

No need to be a molecular biologist to showcase your silencing RNA attitude with any of these gifts featuring small interfering RNA. Small interfering RNA (siRNA), sometimes known as short interfering RNA or silencing RNA, is a class of double-stranded RNA molecules, 20-25 nucleotides in length, that play a variety of roles in biology -- most notably, involvement in the RNA interference (RNAi) pathway, where it interferes with the expression of a specific gene. Molecular biology advice humor with any of these "Shush! Silencing RNA Inside" gifts!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California Aprons

Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Computer Bag

Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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How Focused Are You? (Parabola Graph) Stamp

tagged with: how focused are you, graph, parabola, geometry, math, focus point, geek, humor, scientist, words and unwords, mathematician, query, focused, question, attitude

Showcase your wry geometric sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a parabola along with the following ponderous query: "How Focused Are You?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math geek attitude today!

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From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Style Plaques

tagged with: from telegraph to texting, historical communication, morse code, humor, communication, old school texting, geek, wireless communication, dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, radio, pilot, symbols, amateur radio operator

Are your familiar with Morse code? Make others do a double-take with any of these educational gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the truism saying "From Telegraph To Texting Morse Code Never Goes Out Of Style". As you probably know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". No need to be a pilot or amateur radio operator to enjoy timeless communication fun from the 19th century!

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Letterhead

Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat ECG/EKG Bag For Laptop

tagged with: another year older, with a strong heartbeat, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, emt, words and unwords, geek, humor, geek birthday, funny, saying, aging

Showcase your wry medical side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Another Year Older With A Strong Heartbeat". Make others do a double-take at reading an ECG/EKG today with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Wristwatch

tagged with: physics, physicist, particle accelerator, humor, geek, quadrupole moment, magnets, moment to moment, magnetic fields, words and unwords, philosopher, philosophy, attitude, science, scientist, live life, saying, truism, existential

Make others do a double-take with this physics humor watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective advice for those who love to seize the day in life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential scientific truism on this watch!

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Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess (Chess Set) Tee Shirts

tagged with: anticipate future moves,play chess,chess,reflective chess set,chess set,chess player,chess teacher,chess saying,chess advice,words and unwords

Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life, generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time!

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Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Baby Creeper

Power Relationships In Physics (Wheel Chart) Stickers

tagged with: power relationships in physics, illustration, chart wheel, physics, physicist, geek, attitude, educational, words and unwords, equations, humor, power, power relationships, voltage, current, resistance

Showcase your knowledge of the power relationships in physics with any of these gifts featuring a wheel cart of the equations of power, current, voltage, and resistance -- i.e., the "Power Relationships In Physics". No need to be a physics teacher to enjoy wry geek humor today!

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My Life Follows A Certain Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Computer Bag

tagged with: my life follows, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, certain cycle, saying, geek, humor, words and unwords, attitude, scientist, funny, energy, atp, chemistry, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle attitude with this laptop bag featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following scientific truism saying: "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: summary of the calvin cycle, calvin cycle, photosynthesis, dark reactions, educational, words and unwords, scientific, chemistry, biochemistry, light-independent reactions, biologist, chemist, photosynthesis fan, chemical reactions in photosynthesis

Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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