Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, March 04, 2015

Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) Wrist Watches

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

Tell time with a dose of wry nephritic attitude with this anatomical, medical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following sound advice: "Keep Calm Renal On". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Just Call Me Brainy (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Stamp

tagged with: just call me brainy, anatomical, brain, attitude, geek, brainy, anatomy, cerebellum, humor, words and unwords, pons, medulla, neurosurgeon, neurology, neuroscientist, scientist, medical, medicine, doctor, saying, truism

No need to be a neurologist or neurosurgeon to enjoy sending correspondence with this anatomical brain humor stamp featuring the different parts of the brain, including the pons, medulla, and cerebellum. Make others do a double-take with this postage featuring the truism saying for anyone who has a brain: "Just Call Me Brainy". Memorable postage gift for any brainy person!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) T-shirt

tagged with: statistics in a nutshell, stats, statistics, humor, attitude, geek, statistical, normal distribution curve, stats cheat sheet, words and unwords, gaussian curve, z-value, p-value, funny, statistician, mathematician, economist, psychologist, math, saying, truism

Showcase your statistical side with wry stats humor with any of these gifts that includes the normal distribution curve cheat sheet, along with the caption "Statistics In A Nutshell". Excellent conversational piece gifts for budding and experienced statisticians -- or anyone who wants to let others know all about statistics!

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Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine (Java Duke) Watch

tagged with: mini-vacations are part of, my routine, java's unofficial mascot duke, open source, java, words and unwords, software developer, software engineer, geek, software development, programmer, coder, humor, saying, vacation attitude, attitude, fish tank, fishbowl environment

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this watch featuring open source Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying "Mini-Vacations Are Part Of My Routine". Make others do a double-take at what is truly routine for you with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor the next time you tell time!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Award

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: solar flares, sun humor, geomagnetic storm inside, geomagnetic storm, inside, sun, astronomer, words and unwords, earth scientist, astronomy, geek humor, saying, humor, attitude

Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Warning! Barracuda Inside SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, fish, saying, riddles, brain teasers, ruthless

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally Tee Shirts

tagged with: success in life, is found in thinking elementally, success, periodic table of elements, elementally, periodically, geek, humor, words and unwords, periodic table, elements, saying, advice, thinker, chemist, philosopher, psychology, chemistry

Fans of the Periodic Table of Elements will enjoy any of these gifts featuring none other than the Periodic Table along with the following scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the concept of success: "Success In Life Is Found In Thinking Elementally & Periodically". No need to be a chemist or philosopher to enjoy!

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Volcanic Explosivity Index (VEI) Geology Volcano Pacifier

tagged with: seismology, seismologist, volcanoes, volcanos, volcanologist, volcanic explosivity index, vei, explosive, index, words and unwords, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, attitude, science teacher, education, educational, scientist, earth's history

Geological attitude gifts featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI) for all who study volcanoes. Index features disruptive events that volcanoes have caused on Earth. Educational and scientific fun for all; no need to be a volcanologist or earth scientist or geologist to enjoy!

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Puzzles

tagged with: words and unwords, wine enthusiast, biologist, grape, wine grape berry, wine grape berry anatomy, anatomy, wine connoisseurs know their grapes, wine connoisseurs, wine geek, wine, scientist, scientific, diagram, botanist, saying, attitude

If you know your way around wines, you'll enjoy any of these biological / botanical gifts featuring wine grape anatomy, with complete label of all key parts, along with the truism saying for wine connoisseurs: "Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes". Make others do a double-take the next time they have a glass of wine with any of these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Courier Bag

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Fans of Tesla's infamous AC dynamo will enjoy traveling with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring the U.S. patent drawing known as the "Dynamic Electric Machine". Memorable gift for any electrical engineer or fan of wireless!

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Life Cycle Of A Mosquito (Egg Larva Pupa Imago) Clock

tagged with: life cycle of a mosquito, mosquito, insect, entomology, entomologist, larva, pupa, imago, words and unwords, educational, scientific, life cycle

Entomologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Mosquito", from egg to larva to pupa to imago.

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Just Crazy For Some Pi (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Postage Stamp

tagged with: just crazy for some pi, mathematical constant, math humor, geek humor, mathematician, pi on a pie, pie humor, geek, irrational number, words and unwords, math, funny, attitude, hungry for pi, math teacher, word play, saying, riddles, brain teasers

If you are a fan of pi or a pi lover, you'll enjoy wry math geek humor with this stamp featuring pi on a pie along with the caption "Just Crazy For Some Pi". Showcase your pi attitude in your next correspondence with pi postage!

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This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin (Molecule) Wrist Watches

tagged with: aspirin, molecule, chemistry, acetylsalicylic acid, runner, geek, humor, this machine is powered by, words and unwords, chemical structure, formula, chemist, marathon runner, saying, truism, funny, heart attack survivor, pain killer, attitude, medicine, medical, science, scientific, educational, molecular structure

Showcase your wry chemical molecule attitude the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the acetylsalicyclic acid molecule along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Aspirin". Great gift for any runner, triathlete, or heart attack survivor.

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Fibonacci, Anyone? (Fibonacci Lattice) Stamps

tagged with: fibonacci, anyone, lattice, fibonacci lattice, math, mathematics, geek, words and unwords, fibonacci numbers, combinatorial arguments, mathematician, combinations, tree graph, humor, attitude, query, saying, numbers, brain teaser, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your wry mathematical side the next time you send correspondence with this Fibonacci lattice stamp with the caption "Fibonacci, Anyone?". Fibonacci sequences appear in biological settings, in two consecutive Fibonacci numbers, such as branching in trees or the arrangement of leaves on a stem. Make others do a double-take on the combinatorial interpretation of Fibonacci numbers with any of this tree graph postage!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Standard Cocktail Napkin

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Host your next party with a dose of 19th century communication attitude with these customizable paper napkins featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Evolution Of The Eye Watches

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your anatomical side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring "Evolution Of The Eye". Great watch gift for any ophthalmologist!

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I Just Need Some Leads (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Messenger Bag

tagged with: emt, emergency medical technician, doctor, nurse, medical, medicine, cardiologist, i just need some leads, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, saying, health, educational, heart surgeon, heartbeat, ecg, ekg, science, scientific, funny, humor, attitude, geek, electrical leads, measurement

Showcase your wry emergency medical technician attitude with a dose of heartbeat humor the next time you travel with this mini-messenger bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "I Just Need Some Leads".

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Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geek, humor, magnetic quadrupole moment, quadrupole moment, magnetism, life is a series, attractive and repulsive moments, magnetic fields, words and unwords, magnets, science, funny, physics, attitude, physicist, scientist, physics teacher, scientific, truism, saying, truisms

Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Dermatologists Know Their Skin (Anatomy) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatologists know their skin, dermatology, dermatologists, skin, anatomy, anatomical, layers of skin, words and unwords, geek, humor, educational, saying, funny, truism, illustration, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "Dermatologists Know Their Skin". Make others wonder exactly what you are talking about with these tongue-in-cheek anatomical humor today!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Wrist Watches

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy telling time with this quotable quote watch featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with this invention humor quotation watch the next time you tell time and invent!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Bodysuit

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Spiral Note Book

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, red queen, wonderland, lewis carroll, john tenniel, humor, through the looking glass, words and unwords, all the running you can, running, adventure, funny, to stay in same place, different worlds, quote, quotation, and what alice found there, sarcasm, runner, corporate humor, exercise, attitude, saying, conversation, passage, riddles, brain teasers

Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Science Is The Captain Practice Soldiers da Vinci Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: quote, leonardo da vinci, scientist, inventor, practice, da vinci, self portrait, words and unwords, science is the captain, practice the soldiers, intellectual, captain, soldiers, quotation, science, truisms, artist

Showcase your wry da Vinci side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a tile of an illustration featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous self-portrait along with the saying "Science is the captain, and practice the soldiers."

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Wrist Watches

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, not enough alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage watch with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Courier Bag

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry imitative sense of humor with this Rickshaw Mini Zero messenger bag featuring a yellow diamond warning sign that says "Do As I Say Not As I Do". Make others do a double-take whenever they receive advice from you with a dose of signage humor today!

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May You Live As Long As You Want Irish Android iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: may you live, as long as you want, never want, as long as you live, irish saying, android, bug droid, open source, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, software developer, software engineer, irish android, computer engineer

No need to be a software engineer or software developer to enjoy wry Android open source humor with any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid decked out in Irish gear, including green hat, four leaf clover, and walking stick with gold ferrule, along with the following old Irish saying that's applicable to our modern times: "May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live." No need to wait until St. Patrick's Day to enjoy any of these Irish Android saying gifts! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 ribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Lorenz Transformation Inside Physics Dart Boards

tagged with: theory of relativity, physicist, relative, lorenz transformation inside, light cone spacetime diagram, lorenz transformation, time, physics, words and unwords, space, geek, humor, attitude, inside, relativity

This diagram shows the Lorentz transformations on the Minkowski light cone spacetime diagram for one spatial dimension. The Lorentz transformation or Lorentz-Fitzgerald transformation describes how, according to the theory of special relativity, different measurements of space and time by two observers can be converted into the measurements observed in either frame of reference. Showcase your knowledge of physics with a dose of relativistic attitude with any of these "Lorenz Transformation Inside" gifts! Great educational geek humor gifts for any physicist!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) Poster

tagged with: filled with biochemical energy, biochemical energy, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, scientist, geek humor, saying, words and unwords, scientific truism, biochemistry, biochemist, biology, biologist, chemist, chemistry, geek, humor, attitude, educational

Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor with this educational, scientific poster featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying that many will agree with: "Filled With Biochemical Energy". No need to be a biochemist to enjoy!

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Keep Calm Renal On (Kidney Nephron) NOOK Skins

tagged with: keep calm renal on, renal, geek, kidney, nephron, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, humor, attitude, medicine, advice

No need to be a nephrologist or work in the medical field to enjoy any of these wry anatomical, medical attitude gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Keep Calm Renal On". Get real with a dose of sound medical geek advice today with this science humor design!

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Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Postage

tagged with: photosynthesis, chloroplast, light-dependent reaction, the original green energy source, green energy, environmentalist, science humor, geek, biology, words and unwords, biologist, scientist, attitude, educational, saying, truism, science in society

No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!

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Activate Your Grey Matter Think (Anatomical Brain) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, anatomy, activate your grey matter think, think, grey matter, parts of the brain, advice, words and unwords, geek humor, geek advice, thinker, neurologist, psychologist, philosopher

Brainy advice is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the various parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "Activate Your Grey Matter Think". No need to be a philosopher, psychologist, neurologist, or neurosurgeon to enjoy!

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Statistics In A Nutshell (Stats Cheat Sheet) Sticker

Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time Watches

tagged with: success involves taking a break, success, open source, java, java's unofficial mascot duke, software engineer, software developer, programmer, snorkeling, words and unwords, code, coder, fish tank, software development, advice, geek, humor, attitude

No need to be a programmer in the open source world to enjoy telling time with this watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke going snorkeling in a fish tank along with the following saying: "Success Involves Taking A Break From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of sound software development advice at your next break with this watch! Geek humor and advice at its best!

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Our Cosmic Neighborhood (Solar System) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: our cosmic neighborhood, astronomy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, space, relative sizes, relative distances

Educational, scientific, astronomical attitude is alive and well on any of these featuring "Our Cosmic Neighborhood". Includes all the planets in our solar system along with their relative sizes to each other and relative distance from the sun.

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Are You In Your Element? Periodic Table Humor Stamps

tagged with: periodic table of elements, periodic table, scientist, chemist, chemistry, table of elements, query, are you in your element, geek, words and unwords, mendeleev, science, saying, question, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, chemistry major, chemistry teacher, lifestyle

Are you in your element? Ask yourself and others this key question with a dose of chemistry attitude with this stamp featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the query "Are You In Your Element?" Make others do a double-take with educational, scientific attitude the next time you send correspondence! Perfect postage gifts for chemistry majors, chemistry teachers, chemists, scientists, and anyone who knows about how fundamental it is to be in one's element!

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Warning! Black Smoker Inside (Sea Vent) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: geology, geologist, oceanographer, warning black smoker inside, black smoker, sea vent, inside, humor, geek, words and unwords, vent, funny, psyche, science, attitude, saying, earth science, advice

Do you vent at times? Is there a black smoker inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer or geologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with any of these featuring a black smoker, a type of hydrothermal vent found on the seabed, typically in the abyssal and hadal zones, that has black chimney-like structures that emit a cloud of black material containing high levels of sulfur-bearing minerals, or sulfides. Comes with the tongue-in-cheek geek humor saying (on most items): "Warning! Black Smoker Inside".

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Wine Connoisseurs Know Their Grapes (Humor) Letterhead Design

Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent 390721 Tesla Vinyl Binder

Showcase your wry electrical engineer / wireless side with this binder gift featuring an illustration of Nikola Tesla's infamous patent for the AC dynamo known as the "Dynamic Electric Machine".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Cube Pouf

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry communication humor with this cubed pouf featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: skin, dermatology, dermatologist, skin deep, skin layers, beauty, saying, humor, words and unwords, beauty cannot be just, funny, geek, attitude, medical, educational, scientific, anatomy, anatomical, advice

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying for all who have skin!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Wristwatch

tagged with: rhythm, heartbeat, cardiac rhythm, medical, ecg, ekg, electrocardiogram, saying, i've got rhythm, words and unwords, medicine, cardiac, doctor, nurse, lab tech, oldgate lane outline font, music, truism, funny, humor, attitude, geek, educational, teacher, cardiologist

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy this heartbeat attitude watch featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you the next time you tell time!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, magnetic fields, magnetism, funny, truism, geek, humor, changing moment to moment, words and unwords, saying, attitude, quadrupole moment, magnets, psyche, psychology, physics, physicist, psychologist, truisms

Are you changing from moment to moment? Make others do a double-take with any of these wry magnetic featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Changing Moment To Moment". Educational physics and psychology fun for all those who understand the physics definition of moment!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Cube Pouf

If you love to invent when sitting down in a ponderous mood, you'll enjoy this quotable quote cubed pouf featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom on all six panels. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side with this invention humor quotation square pouf today!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Baby Pacifiers

Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self Watch

tagged with: journey into your, most authentic unhibited self, alice in wonderland, alice, drink me bottle, alice and her drink me, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland humor, wonderland adventure, drinking, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, saying, humor, attitude

Wonderland adventure and attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following saying: "Journey Into Your Most Authentic Uninhibited Self ... Take A Drink". Make others do a double-take with a dose of reflective Wonderland humor today with these memorable Wonderland saying watch! Great gift for any Wonderland fan drinker!

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Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge (Card Suits) Coasters

If you're a duplicate bridge player and you show no mercy at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Merciless Play Duplicate Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a wink and smile with this bridge truism today! Sound advice for any avid duplicate bridge player!

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Tuesday, March 03, 2015

Vitruvian Man Measurements (da Vinci) Awards

tagged with: leonardo da vinci, da vinci, vitruvian man measurements, measures, measurements, historical, words and unwords, genius, to measure, vitruvian man

If you have ever wondered about the measurement of man during the Renaissance, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's work on "Vitruvian Man Measurements". Educational, scientific gifts for all who love to measure!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Disposable Napkins

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Are you hosting an economic get-together? Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this customizable paper napkin with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street at your next event with these paper napkins that will surely be the topic of discussion!

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