Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, March 03, 2015

My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Wrist Watch

tagged with: visual, optical illusion, my wife and my mother-in-law, wife, mother-in-law, illusion, psyche, young woman, old lady, words and unwords, image, portrait, psychologist, psychology, gestalt, phenomenon, humor, attitude, brain teaser, optics, elderly lady, contrast, riddles, brain teasers

Tell time with a dose of optical illusion / gestalt phenomenon attitude with this watch featuring "My Wife and My Mother-In-Law". View both images at the same time the next time you tell time!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Kindle Fire Decal

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these gifts featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Higgs Boson Not Just Theoretical Anymore iPad Mini Cases

tagged with: higgs boson, physics, physicist, particle physics, particle physicist, not just theoretical anymore, quantum physics, quantum mechanics, geek, words and unwords, leptons, quarks, photons, mass, matter, attitude, discovery

Showcase your knowledge of particle physics and quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the Higgs boson circled in red with the caption "Not Just Theoretical Anymore". Make others do a double-take at the world at the sub-atomic level today!

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My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going (Krebs Cycle) Cases For iPhone 5

tagged with: my energy cycle, keeps me going, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, geek, humor, attitude, words and unwords, biochemistry, biologist, chemist, biochemist, scientist, funny geek saying, saying

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these geek saying gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun!

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Lost In The Renal World (Kidney Nephron) Barely There iPhone 6 Case

tagged with: kidney, nephron, lost in the renal world, renal world, real world, wordplay, geek, medical, nephrology, words and unwords, nephrologist, medicine, renal, gray's anatomy medical textbook, illustration

Showcase your wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a Gray's Anatomy illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Lost In The Renal World". Make others do a double-take about their renal side today with any of these educational, scientific gifts! Nephrologists will enjoy these anatomical renal humor gifts which allows others to view where their thoughts are at!

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Wall Clocks

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistics humor featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Am Right About 95% Of The Time". Statistics humor gifts for all who know how often they are right!

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When The Pressure Gets To Me Go Snorkeling Dreams Wrist Watch

tagged with: software developer, i go snorkeling, words and unwords, java's mascot duke, software development, humor, open source, java, geek, software engineer, in my dreams

Do a double-take the next time you tell time with this software developer / software engineer geek humor watch featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke along with the following saying: "When The Pressure Gets To Me I Go Snorkeling In My Dreams".

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Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: restructure your thoughts, advice, make the connections, build a better brain, geek humor, medical geek, brain, brainy, anatomy, words and unwords, anatomical, saying, medical advice, psyche, psychologist, neurosurgeon, neurologist

Anatomical brain advice is found on any of these brain anatomy gifts featuring the saying "Restructure Your Thoughts Make The Connections & Build A Better Brain". Comes with the different parts of the human brain. Medical geek humor for all who think! No need to be a psychologist or brain surgeon to enjoy!

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Team Neuroscience (Brain Anatomy Attitude) Gift Wrap Paper

tagged with: brain, team neuroscience, neuroscientist, neuroscience, brain parts, anatomical, medicine, geek, humor, words and unwords, anatomy, thinker, philosopher, medical, funny, attitude, scientist, neurosurgeon, biology, educational, educational resources, psyche

If you like to think and use your brain, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the different brain parts along with the caption "Team Neuroscience". No need to be a neuroscientist, neurologist, or work in the medical field to enjoy! Educational, anatomical brain fun for all!

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Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: phases of venus, venus, earth, astronomy, astronomical, elliptical, orbit, phases, astronomer, words and unwords, sun, telescope, planet, galactic, educational, astronomy teacher, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!

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Freak Wave Inside (Oceanography Humor) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: rogue wave, freak wave, oceanography, psyche, freak wave inside, humor, geek, wave height, graph, words and unwords, science, oceanographer, earth scientist, scientist, saying, psychology, inside, attitude, waves, truism, truisms

Are you an abnormal person or a freak? Showcase your wry sense of scientific humor with any of these featuring a rogue wave or freak wave. Note: A freak wave is a wave whose height is more than twice the significant wave height (SWH), which is itself defined as the mean of the largest third of waves in a wave record. Comes with the saying "Freak Wave Inside". Freak waves are known to be a natural ocean phenomenon, so let others know that you are an unusual person in a sea of people, so to speak, with any of these scientific humor today!

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Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Periodic T Postage

tagged with: periodic table of elements, fundamental, words and unwords, elements, chemist, humor, nothing is more fundamentally elemental, chemistry, geek, periodic table

Showcase your wry chemistry sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the current Periodic Table of Elements along with the following scientific saying: "Nothing Is More Fundamentally Elemental Than The Periodic Table Of Elements". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Dynamic Electric Machine U.S. Patent Nikola Tesla Skate Decks

tagged with: dynamic electric machine, ac dynamo, alternating current dynamo, tesla, geek, technology historian, electricity, words and unwords, united states patent 390721, machine, electrical engineering, wireless

Tesla fans will enjoy this skateboard gift featuring Nikola Tesla's patent of the AC dynamo along with the caption "Dynamic Electric Machine". For all fans of wireless and electrical engineering!

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Practicing Neurologist Inside (Neuron Synapse) Clock

tagged with: practicing neurologist inside, neurology, neurologist, neuron, synapse, inside, biology, words and unwords, neurotransmitter, scientific, educational, geek, attitude

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of educational, scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Practicing Neurologist Inside".

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture Letterhead Template

tagged with: microbiology, biologist, medical, funny, geek, prokaryote, bacteria morphology, love bacteria, prolific distributors of culture, words and unwords, biology, doctor, nurse, medicine, culture, humor, microbiologist, bacteria, attitude, saying, truism, scientific, scientist, anthropologist

Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy geek humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these biological truism gifts!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Desk Lamps

tagged with: eat pi, math pi, pie humor, mathematical constant, filled with pi, mathematician, math, constant, geek, words and unwords, scientist, scientific, hungry, appetite, humor, attitude, saying, brain teaser, lifestyle

Turn on the light with this geek attitude lamp featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying: "Wanted A World Filled With Pi". Great lamp gift for any pi fan!

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This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin Decals For 15" Laptops

tagged with: medication, nitroglyercin, chemical molecule, chemistry, chemist, medical, medicine, dynamite, geek, words and unwords, doctor, physician, molecular, funny, attitude, humor, scientist, saying

If you take nitroglycerin for a heart condition, you'll enjoy any of these wry chemical molecule humor gifts featuring the nitroglycerin molecule. Comes with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin". Make everyone do a double-take regarding what you are powered by with any of these science humor gifts today!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor Service Trays

tagged with: communication, dits and dahs, dots and dashes, matter of morse, morse code, words and unwords, wireless communication, code, geek, humor

Make others do a double-take the next time you serve with this serving tray featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". Classic geek communication humor on this serving tray!

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I Am Comfortable In My Skin (Dermal Layers) SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: i am comfortable in my, own skin, skin, skin layers, dermatology, dermatologist, humor, geek, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, skin anatomy, saying, truism, funny, attitude, realist

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy any of these featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "I Am Comfortable In My Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with a dose of wry anatomical biological attitude today!

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Life's Music Found Inside (ECG/EKG Heartbeat) Print

tagged with: heartbeat, rhythm, electrocardiogram, inside, cardiology, life's music found inside, heartbeat rhythm, life's music, heart attack survivor, words and unwords, medical technology, ekg, doctor

Celebrate your wry heartbeat attitude with this poster featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with following saying: "Life's Music Found Inside". No need to be a medical professional or work in the health care industry to enjoy this inspirational ECG/EKG poster!

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Physics Rules For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, physics rules, magnetic quadrupole moment, moment, quadrupole moment, physics rules for the moment, geek, magnets, magnetism, words and unwords, physics major, rules, truism, saying, definition, nerd, funny, humor, attitude, sarcasm, riddles, brain teasers

No need to be a physicist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek magnetic humor with any of these featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the wry truism "Physics Rules For The Moment". Make others do a double-take on the use of the word "moment" with a dose of scientific attitude today!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Standard Cocktail Napkin

tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

Host your next party or event with a dose of wry inventor's attitude with these customizable paper napkins featuring a timeless humorous quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison. Quotation says it all: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk."

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Chess Players Live In A Black & White World Poker Deck

tagged with: chess players live in, a black and white world, chessboard metaphor, chess players, chess, chess game, reflective chess set, words and unwords, chess attitude, chess humor, chess saying, chess geek

Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following caption: "Chess Players Live In A Black & White World". Make others do a double-take the next time you play chess today!

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We All Live A Reflective Life (Wonderland) Gift Box

tagged with: philosophy, philosophical, double-entendre, saying, humor, lewis carroll, wonderland, through the looking glass, words and unwords, we all live, life, truism, attitude, carroll, alice, alice in wonderland, john tenniel, psyche, psychology, mirror, looking-glass, vintage, life saying, thinker, reflection, truisms

Are you reflective in life? Showcase your reflective side with a touch of vintage timelessness with any of these Wonderland gifts featuring Alice going through the mirror, as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Make others do a double-take today with this life truism saying "We All Live A Reflective Life"! Thoughtful gifts for thinkers!

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Unwind With Molecular Biology (DNA Replication) Stickers

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Showcase your wry molecular biologist side with a dose of genetics humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Unwind With Molecular Biology". Includes the leading and lagging strands of DNA. Classic geek humor for anyone with deoxyribonucleic acid!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Wrapping Paper

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Senses Earth Reason Stands Apart Contemplation Wristwatches

tagged with: words and unwords, reason stands apart in contemplation, sense are of the earth, reason, quote, da vinci, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, genius, artist, leonardo, rationality, inventor, intuitive, thoughtful, attitude, science, truism, saying, intuition, philosopher, thinker, contemplation, quotation, polymath, scientist

Showcase your rational side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring da Vinci's self-portrait along with one of Leonardo da Vinci's timeless words of wisdom quotes as follows: "The sense are of the Earth; reason, stands apart in contemplation." Memorable watch gift for thinkers, scientists, and artists!

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Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta Alpha Table Lamp

tagged with: wall street, sign, humor, value investor, economics, stock market, money, words and unwords, paved with too much beta, too little alpha, financier, stockbroker, truism, signage, attitude, funny, sarcasm, investing, investor, value investing, economy, economist, political economy, investment

Showcase your knowledge of beta and alpha in the investment world with this Wall Street signage lamp with the truism saying "Wall Street Is Paved With Too Much Beta and Too Little Alpha". Beta, of course, means volatility; alpha means abnormal returns. Make others do a double-take about your knowledge of what really goes on in the financial world called Wall Street the next time you turn on the light!

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) Galaxy S2 Case

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Dartboard

tagged with: particle physicist inside, inside, particle physics, quantum physics, higgs boson, standard model, particles, matter, geek, words and unwords, quarks, leptons, humor, saying, educational, quantum mechanics, higgs field, scientific

If you are a particle physicist, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field along with the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Includes quarks, leptons, and the Higgs boson particles. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek educational, scientific humor today!

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) Postage Stamps

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, convoluted cycle, biochemistry, chemistry, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, tcac, chemist, biologist, science, scientist, funny, saying, truism, joke, engineer, biochemist, medical, energy, atp

Classic Krebs cycle humor is alive and well on this biochemistry geek humor stamp featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle".

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Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life Nephron Watches

tagged with: medicine, geek, medical, words and unwords, dialysis patient, advocate a renal life, nephron, renal, stamp out ignorance, kidney, humor, saying, excretory system, ignorance humor, nephrology, nephrologist

Nephrologists and those interested in the excretory system will enjoy telling time with this wry medical anatomical humor watch featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Stamp Out Ignorance Advocate A Renal Life".

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Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Cutting Board

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Showcase your wry scientific side with this cutting board featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following sound advice: "Support Photosynthesis Exhale".

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Open Source Dude (Software Developer Duke) Fabric

tagged with: open source dude, software developer, software engineer, open source, duke mascot, helmet, geek, humor, words and unwords, programmer

If you love to create with a dose of wry geek humor, you'll enjoy this fabric featuring Java's mascot Duke with helmet and thumbs up along with the caption "Open Source Dude". Let your open source attitude shine with this creative fabric -- that any software developer will enjoy -- today!

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Problematic Brain Inside (Brain Anatomy) Postage

tagged with: problematic brain inside, brainy saying, saying, brain, brainy, humor, geek, thinker, philosopher, words and unwords, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, different parts of the brain, scientist, scientific, educational, worrier, problematic, problem solver, brain malfunction

Brainy geek humor is alive and well with this stamp featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Problematic Brain Inside".

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I Am Right About 95% Of The Time Bell Curve Humor Shirts

tagged with: i am right about 95, 95 percent of the time, bell curve, normal distribution curve, geek, humor, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, statistical confidence, funny, joke, stats

Boneheaded Thoughts Inside SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Our Solar System In A Nutshell 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: our solar system, in a nutshell, astronomy, galaxy, planets, solar system, astronomer, words and unwords, galactic, educational, ort cloud, geek

No need to be an astronomer or astronomy teacher to enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the various parts of the solar system, including the planets. Comes with the caption that will make others do a double-take on what our solar system truly consists of: "Our Solar System In A Nutshell".

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: vintage me, grape berry, wine grape berry, humor, detail, biology, anatomical, wine lover, grapes, words and unwords, attitude, biologist, botanist, vintage, funny, grape anatomy, anatomy, saying, truism, geek, lifestyle

Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking Neuron Synapse Ornaments

tagged with: not yet retired, retired, semi-retired, retiree, still thinking, neuron, synapse, anatomy, anatomical, words and unwords, biology, biologists, scientist, neurologist, psychologist, geek humor, saying

No need to be a soon-to-be retiree or semi-retired to enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the following saying: "Not Yet Retired ... Still Thinking". Make others do a double-take on the fact that you are still an engaged human being with a dose of medical / biological geek attitude today!

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Team Fibonacci (Fibonacci Spiral) Stamps

tagged with: team fibonacci, fibonacci, fibonacci spiral, geek, math, mathematician, humor, attitude, words and unwords, quarter-circle arcs

A Fibonacci spiral approximates the golden spiral using quarter-circle arcs inscribed in squares of integer Fibonacci-number sides, shown for square sizes 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, and 34. Showcase your mathematical sense of proportion the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a Fibonacci spiral along with the caption "Team Fibonacci".

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Stationery Paper

tagged with: international morse code, engineer, samuel morse, telegraph, radio, geek, humor, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, communication, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Evolution Of The Eye Custom Letterhead

tagged with: evolution of the eye, evolution, cells, eye, retina, anatomy, anatomical, biology, words and unwords, educational resources, attitude, educational, medical

Showcase your scientific and educational side with any of these gifts featuring evolution of the eye. No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy these anatomical gifts!

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Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: dermatologists, dermatology, love the subject of skin, love letters font, skin, skin layers, words and unwords, humor, attitude, saying, epidermis, dermal layers

Dermatologists will enjoy any of these educational, scientific featuring the different layers of the skin along with the following truism saying in Love Letters font: "Dermatologists Love The Subject Of Skin".

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Normal Heartbeat Inside ECG EKG Electrocardiogram Lunchbox

tagged with: ekg, ecg, electrocardiogram, sinus rhythm, health, humor, normal heartbeat, heartbeat, words and unwords, normal heartbeat inside, medical, lab technician, science, attitude, funny, medical technology humor, geek, saying

Showcase your wry medical technology side the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the saying "Normal Heartbeat Inside".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: physics, moment to moment, quadrupole moment, geek, humor, magnets, magnetism, time, physics teacher, words and unwords, funny, attitude, double-entendre, science, truism, saying, magnetic, advice, truisms, physicist, definition

No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy wry scientific humor with magnetic style with any of these featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment. Make others do a double-take with this intelligent truism that says "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Double-entendre humor for those who know what a moment is! for all who know that time truly does pass from moment to moment all too quickly!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work SIGG Thermo 0.3L Insulated Bottle

tagged with: thomas edison quote, quote, work, motivational, inspirational, have not failed, found 10000 ways, that won't work, inventor, words and unwords, scientist, historical, quotation, funny, not failed, humor, geek, attitude, saying

Quote for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error with any of these classic inspirational and motivational Edison quote gifts!

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Chess Is The Spice Of Life (Reflective Chess Set) Laptop Messenger Bag

tagged with: chess is the spice, spice of life, chess, chess game, chess player, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess saying, chess attitude, words and unwords

Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is The Spice Of Life". Memorable gift for any avid chess player who thinks that chess truly is the spice of life!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Display Plaque

tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Director, Please (Four Card Suits Bridge Game) Rectangular Belt Buckle

Do you frequently call the director when playing the game of bridge (duplicate bridge)? Showcase your wry bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying that is often heard at bridge tournaments: "Director, Please". Make others do a double-take at what goes on during the game of bridge with a dose of bridge humor!

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