Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, November 14, 2014

What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Memo Notepads

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In celestial mechanics, an orbital resonance occurs when two orbiting bodies exert a regular, periodic gravitational influence on each other, usually due to their orbital periods being related by a ratio of two small integers. Orbital resonances greatly enhance the mutual gravitational influence of the bodies (i.e., their ability to alter or constrain each others' orbits). No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring the Kirkwood gaps in the main belt of asteroids along with the query "What's Your Orbital Resonance?" Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are trying to ask with a dose of astronomy geek attitude today!

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Be Fundamental Know Your Elements (Periodic Table) Personalized Letterhead

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Showcase your wry chemistry side with a dose of Periodic Table of Elements attitude with any of these gifts featuring the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Be Fundamental Know Your Elements". Memorable chemistry saying gifts for chemistry teachers, chemistry majors, and chemists! For all fans of the Periodic Table!

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Geology Is A Core Subject (Earth Science Attitude) Sticker

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Do you view geology as a core subject? Showcase your wry scientific side with any of these geological attitude gifts featuring the various layers of the Earth along with the scientific truism saying "Geology Is A Core Subject". Make others do a double-take about Earth's core with a dose of earth science humor today! Memorable gifts for any geologist!

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My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time (Neuron) Posters

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Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this poster featuring all key parts of a neuron/synapse along with the saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". No need to be absent-minded to enjoy!

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Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Mousepad

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Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect gifts for all who live in today's wireless world and depend upon the wheelwork of nature!

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Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter T-shirts

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Do you help others or enable others in life? Do you view life as nothing more than a facilitated and diffuse matter? Showcase your wry scientific humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion, which involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the cell membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein; in other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the humorous saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter". Make others do a double-take at what you mean about life with a dose of biological scientific geek humor today!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Shirt

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Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Dart Board

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No need to be a math teacher to enjoy any of these pi humor gifts featuring the mathematical constant along with the caption "Varsity Pi". Make others do a double-take about the concept of pi with a dose of collegial attitude today!

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Ornaments

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Planners

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Drinking Bottles

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Refrigerator Magnets

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Can I Ask You A Question? (Alice Sheep) Post Card

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Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's timeless drawing of Sheep and Alice wandering around in a store as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption, "Can I Ask You A Question?" that makes you do a double-take on exactly who is asking the question: Alice or the Sheep? Memorable gift for any inquisitive Wonderland fan!

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Bee Geek Inside Scratch Pads

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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Some Days I Have A Crush On The Game Of Bridge Mugs

No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following tongue-in-cheek saying that most bridge players can relate to: 'Some Days I Have A Crush On The Game Of Bridge Other Days I Feel Crushed By The Game Of Bridge".

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No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask Sign Keychains

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If you have others constantly asking you to exchange the currency of money from one country to another, you'll enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the foreign currency exchange sign and the red cross-out in front which means the following: "No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask". Let others know that you are not exchange money period with any of these sign humor gifts! Memorable gifts for travelers!

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Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Cake Pick

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Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces.

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Cake Topper

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Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Etosha National Park (Picture Earth) Tshirts

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No need to have visited Etosha National Park in Namibia to enjoy any of these vivid satellite imagery gifts of this national park in southwestern Africa. Geographers and those who enjoy viewing the African continent will enjoy the landscape as seen from outer space on any of these timeless gifts!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Planners

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Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Pins

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Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain".

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Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Poster

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Statisticians, psychologists, and teachers will enjoy this poster featuring "Statistical Error Summarized". Make everyone do a double-take at hypothesis testing with a dose of educational attitude.

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Galaxy S3 Cases

Life Is A Matter Of Convection (Earth Science) Shirt

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No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with these gifts with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude gifts for all with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Necklaces

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Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Refrigerator Magnet

All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Varsity Pi (Pi Mathematical Constant) Kitchen Towels

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) NOOK Color Skins

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Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Stationery Paper

Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Rectangular Belt Buckles

Chess A Struggle Against Error (Reflective Chess) Shirt

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Do you view chess as a struggle against error? Showcase your wry chess attitude side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess A Struggle Against Error". Make others do a double-take about exactly what the game of chess is all about with these memorable chess humor gifts!

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Can I Ask You A Question? (Alice Sheep) Fridge Magnets

Beekeeper Inside (Bee Outline Logo) iPad Folio Cases

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Beekeepers will enjoy surfing the web with this Dodo case featuring a stylized bee outline (logo) along with the saying "Beekeeper Inside". Great gift for any apiarist or hobbyist beekeeper!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Thursday, November 13, 2014

Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Customized Letterhead

Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Post Cards

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No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Organizers

A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Custom Letterhead

Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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My Life Gotten To Point Consider Brain Transplant iPhone 5 Covers

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Brainy geek humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying: "My Life Has Gotten To The Point Where I Would Seriously Consider A Brain Transplant". Memorable quirky brain attitude gifts for all who desire to be someone else!

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamps

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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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What's Your Orbital Resonance? (Astronomy Humor) Drinking Bottle

Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Tags For Luggage

Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Tee Shirts

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Earth scientists and geographers who know about the deepest point in the Earth's continental crust will enjoy any of these Mariana Trench gifts! Featuring a cross-section of the Mariana Arc where the Mariana Trench, currently estimated to be up to 10,971 m (35,994 ft) deep, is located. Memorable scientific gifts for all fans of plate tectonics!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs

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Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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Dynamic Electric Machine US Patent 390721 By Tesla Mugs

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Father of the radio and today's wireless world, Nikola Tesla was a significant contributor in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Recreated here is Nikola Tesla's patent 390721 of the "dynamic electric machine" -- better known as the AC dynamo on any of these gifts. Nikola Tesla's AC dynamo was used to generate alternate current, which itself was used to transport electricity across great distances. Any of these gifts are perfect for scientists, inventors, electrical engineers, and all who love today's wireless world!

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