Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Bee Geek Inside Scratch Pads

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Apiarist and die-hard beekeepers who know everything about bees will enjoy any of these gifts featuring "Bee Geek Inside". Memorable gift for teachers of the art of beekeeping!

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My Wife & My Mother-In-Law (Gestalt Illusion) Print

tagged with: my wife and my mother-in-law, optical illusion, illusions, gestalt, psyche, psychology, two women, words and unwords, riddle, brain teaser, emergence

What do you see in this poster? Showcase your gestalt optical illusion side with this poster featuring the infamous drawing of "My Wife & My Mother-In-Law". Make others do a double-take with a dose of psychological gestalt phenomenon attitude today with this image contains two women of different ages!

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Disagreement Is No Dead End (Signage Attitude) Bumper Sticker

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If you often disagree with others and do not view disagreement as a dead end, you'll enjoy any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the "Dead End" sign with a cross-out in front of it. Comes with the truism saying for all mediators and negotiators: "Disagreement Is No Dead End". Make others do a double-take on what you mean with any of these classic signage gifts!

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a fan of fjords to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo imagery gifts featuring College Fjord of Prince William Sound, Alaska. Memorable scientific Picture Earth geography gifts for all those who love Alaska and its breathtaking landscape -- even from outer space!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Photo Plaques

tagged with: summary of the calvin cycle, calvin cycle, photosynthesis, dark reactions, educational, words and unwords, scientific, chemistry, biochemistry, light-independent reactions, biologist, chemist, photosynthesis fan, chemical reactions in photosynthesis

Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have (Brain) Postcards

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Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek fun for anyone with a brain!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Orbital Variation (Astronomy) Drinking Bottles

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If you are an astronomer, you'll enjoy this design featuring orbital variation on any of these gifts. Earth scientists, geophysicists, and astronomers know that eccentricity, axial tilt, and precession of the Earth's orbit determined climatic patterns on Earth. Make others do a double-take with scientific, educational humor featuring orbital variation!

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Galactic attitude is alive and well on any of these scientific, educational gifts featuring the relative sizes of our solar system's planets along with their relative distance from the sun. Showcase our solar system with these gifts featuring "Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective".

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Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Coffee Mug

tagged with: earthquakes, rayleigh wave, amplitude, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, strength, surface waves, definition, science teacher, geology, geologist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, educational resources

If you have ever been in an earthquake, you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength, Or Amplitude, Of Surface Waves, Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Reusable Water Bottles

tagged with: science, humor, geek, periodic table of elements, chemistry, scientist, chemist, wanted periodicity in my life, periodicity, words and unwords, saying, attitude, educational, lifestyle, funny, elements, regularity

Periodic Table Of Elements humor comes alive with any of these gifts featuring the wry chemistry saying for anyone who leads a frazzled life in our modern world! Saying says it all: "Wanted - Periodicity In My Life". Brain teaser geek humor gifts for scientists, chemists, and anyone into the Periodic Table of Elements!

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Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards

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If you are sometimes thoughtful or pensive, then you'll realize that "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with any of these anatomical business cards featuring a neuron / synapse and this truism saying. Memorable inspirational scientific business cards for the thoughtful!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) Tee Shirt

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Father of the radio and credited with both conceptualizing and creating today's wireless society, Nikola Tesla was a genius way before his time. Celebrate the Tesla spirit with this "Team Tesla" design on any of these gifts. Memorable attitude gifts for electrical engineers, scientists, inventors, and all budding geniuses!

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A Closer Look At A Food Web (Biology / Ecology) Business Card Template

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If you are fascinated by the interconnectedness and interrelationships of organisms and their world, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with a dose of ecological attitude with these business cards featuring "A Closer Look At A Food Web". No need to be a biologist or ecologist to enjoy!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina T Shirt

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Geographers and those who enjoy an aerial view will enjoy 3-D visual fun. Featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Northern Patagonia, Argentina. No need to have been to Northern Patagonia Argentina to enjoy any of these vivid Picture Earth satellite photo gifts!

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Hungry For Some Pi? (Pi On Baked Pie Humor) Plate

tagged with: hungry for some pi, mathematical pi, pi on a pie, geek, humor, mathematician, irrational number, words and unwords, saying, pi day, transcendental number

If you have an appetite for pi, the mathematical constant, you'll enjoy any of these wry pi humor gifts featuring pi on a pie, along with the truism caption "Hungry For Some Pi?" Memorable gifts for math teachers and students who are hungry for pi!

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Creativity Is Combinatorial (Permutations) Mesh Hat

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Mathematicians and those who understand the world of permutations and creativity will enjoy any of these gifts featuring several permutations along with the truism saying "Creativity Is Combinatorial". Make others do a double-take at the mathematical and creative side of combinations today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Watch

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side the next time you check the time of day with this watch featuring "Team Morse Code". Comes with instructions on how to read Morse Code. Great gift for any Morse code fan who tells time!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

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Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Drinking Bottles

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The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads

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Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

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Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge (Card Suits) Tshirts

Bridge players will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge". Memorable gift for all avid bridge players who are the life of the party!

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No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask Sign Keychains

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If you have others constantly asking you to exchange the currency of money from one country to another, you'll enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the foreign currency exchange sign and the red cross-out in front which means the following: "No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask". Let others know that you are not exchange money period with any of these sign humor gifts! Memorable gifts for travelers!

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Poster

tagged with: complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, dalmatian, optical illusions, psyche, psychology, words and unwords, emergence, interdisciplinary field, illusion, black and white splotches

Psychologists and mathematicians will enjoy this optical illusions poster whereby a dalmatian appears from a background of what and black dots and splotches. Comes with the saying that says it all about the burgeoning field of emergence: "Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules".

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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College Fjord Prince William Sound Alaska Post Card

From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis)

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No need to be a biochemist or biologist to appreciate the light-depend reactions of photosynthesis on any of these gifts featuring the scientific truism saying "From Light To Chemical Energy". Colorful, educational geek attitude gifts for all who know about how energy (ATP - adenosine triphosphate) gets produced in photosynthesis!

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Sentient Being Inside (Anatomical Brain) T-shirts

tagged with: sentient being inside,brain,brainy,anatomy,anatomical,human brain,words and unwords,geek,psyche,thinker,humor,attitude,saying,conscious,consciousness

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the anatomical brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how conscious you truly are: "Sentient Being Inside". Geek humor gifts for all who think!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Tshirts

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Our Solar System's Planets In Perspective Customized Letterhead

tagged with: our solar system's planets, planets, solar system, perspective, astronomy, educational, scientific, words and unwords, galactic, relative sizes, relative distance, astronomer

Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Wanted Periodicity In My Life (Periodic Table) Premium Gift Box

My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time (Neuron) Posters

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Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this poster featuring all key parts of a neuron/synapse along with the saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". No need to be absent-minded to enjoy!

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Team Tesla (Nikola Tesla) T Shirts

Phylogenetic Tree Of Life You Are Here Business Cards

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If you're into cladistics and evolution, you'll enjoy introduce yourself to others with a dose of scientific, educational fun with these business cards featuring the "Phylogenetic Tree Of Life" along with the call-out "You Are Here". Make others do a double-take about where they actually are on the tree of life!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Nrthn Patagonia Argentina Shirt

Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Round Wall Clock

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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The Golden Rectangle (Geometry Math Ratio) Ornaments

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the golden rectangle, where the side lengths are in the golden ratio. Memorable ratio gifts for all fans of geometry and ratios!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Poster

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Showcase your wry International Morse Code side with this poster featuring the dots and dashes of IMC along with the following saying: "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable poster for all who know Morse code!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Award

Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece T-shirt

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tshirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) iPhone 5 Case

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Poster

Chess A Struggle Against Error (Reflective Chess) Shirt

tagged with: chess game, chess a struggle against error, reflective chess set, chess humor, chess player, words and unwords, chess saying, chess attitude, chess, chess teacher

Do you view chess as a struggle against error? Showcase your wry chess attitude side with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess A Struggle Against Error". Make others do a double-take about exactly what the game of chess is all about with these memorable chess humor gifts!

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power Drinking Bottles

Can I Ask You A Question? (Alice Sheep) Post Card

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Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's timeless drawing of Sheep and Alice wandering around in a store as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption, "Can I Ask You A Question?" that makes you do a double-take on exactly who is asking the question: Alice or the Sheep? Memorable gift for any inquisitive Wonderland fan!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Emergence Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Reusable Water Bottle

tagged with: optical illusion, emergence, psyche, psychology, complex pattern formation, from simpler rules, words and unwords, gestalt phenomenon, psychologist, gestalt, illusion, dalmatian, dalmatian optical illusion

Psychologists and neurologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dalmatian appearing from a set of black and white dots, along with the saying "Emergence - Complex Pattern Formation From Simpler Rules". Make others do a double-take with a dose of optical illusion psyche attitude today with any of these gifts featuring the concept of emergence!

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