Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, June 29, 2014

My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point T-shirts

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Are you frequently at an inflection point in life? Showcase math attitude with this graph gift tee that features an inflection point, along with the saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Showcase wry mathematical geometry humor today, no matter where you are in life! Psychology and philosophy of life double entendre for all!

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Wanted: A World Filled With Morse (Morse Code) Key Chains

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International Morse Code communication attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the following saying: "Wanted: A World Filled With Morse". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who longs for Morse code long-distance communication!

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I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y' (Humor) T Shirts

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If you play chess everyday of the week, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set with the saying: I Only Play Chess On Days That End In 'Y'. Make others do a double-take on how often you play chess! Perfect gifts for chess fanatics who can't stop thinking and playing chess every day of the week!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Mousepads

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Mugs

Make others do a double-take about the type of work that is being done during a bridge game with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the wry saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge". Bridge humor gifts for all who understand that bridge is more important than work and can consume a lot of time away from their occupation!

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Historic California US 50 Route (Sign) Shirts

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No need to be a transportation historian to enjoy this vintage transportation sign / traffic sign showcasing US Route 50 in California. Perfect gift for those who have traveled on Route 50 over the years!

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Saturday, June 28, 2014

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Fridge Magnets

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Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out, you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Shirt

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Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve!

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Blame Earth She Has Many Faults Tshirts

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Enjoy educational, scientific humor when you wear this geology humor gift tee that features the tectonic plates and includes the wry geological saying "Blame Earth She Has Many Faults". Double entendre attitude for anyone with a sense of geological humor! Colorful science humor gift for earth scientists!

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Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside (Neuron Synapse) Mouse Pad

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No need to be a neurologist to know that you have delicate neural circuitry inside of you. Provide others with a tongue-in-cheek biology humor warning with any of these gifts that says: "Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside". Educational, scientific attitude design for anyone with neurons!

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Phylogenetic Tree Of Life 4+ Billion Yrs Shirt

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You are a product of 4+ billion years of evolution and counting! Be proud of it when you wear the phylogenetic tree of life gift tee with wry science humor saying. Let others know that you have come a long, long way through time!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Mouse Pads

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Math teachers and math majors will enjoy this math truism design featuring the saying, along with the equations, of how "Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another". Educational, mathematical humor gifts for all who understand that equivalent and equal to are one and the same!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Post Card

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make everyone do a double-take at the code that you can decipher. Great gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who can understand Morse code!

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I Play Chess Therefore, I Am (Chess Set) T Shirt

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No need to be a philosopher at the chessboard to enjoy this existential quote 'I Play Chess - Therefore, I Am". Avid chess players who think hard at the chess table will enjoy any of these memorable chess saying gifts, complete with reflective chess set!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tshirts

Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Mugs

If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!

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I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged Tee Shirts

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Do you get lost frequently? Showcase your wry intelligent traffic sign / transportation sign humor side with this signage attitude gift tee featuring the warning sign of a traffic circle. Says: "I Am Not Lost - I Am Just Directionally Challenged". Let others know that you are frequently directionally challenged with this tongue-in-cheek signage humor gift!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Sticker

Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Tee Shirt

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No need to be a geologist to enjoy this wry tongue-in-cheek seductive geology truism "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Orogeny, of course, means mountain building. Educational design shows the three different types of plate boundaries. Make others wonder what you mean when you wear this geology attitude gift tee!

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Just A Thought... (Neuron / Synapse) Postcards

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Do you have thoughts at times? Those who think will enjoy any of these scientific attitude gifts that feature the neuron / synapse, along with the saying "Just A Thought...". Complete with biological labels. Make others do a double-take today about what goes on inside of your brain when you think with any of these memorable educational synapse gifts!

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Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny (Biology) Tees

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No need to be an evolutionary or developmental biologist to enjoy this "Ontogeny Recapitulates Phylogeny" gift tee featuring a design that was once attributed to Ernest Haeckel. The tenet or maxim has been disproved, but remains in biology textbooks as an example of historical evolutionary thought (just like Lamarck was disproved). Showcase the various stages of the embryo with this historical scientific biology geek t-shirt!

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Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie? Water Bottles

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Are you a hungry mathematician? Showcase your wry geek humor side with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pi along with the following query: "Do You Think About Pi Whenever You Eat Pie?" Memorable pi humor gifts for any pi fan!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Personalized Stationery

Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Keychain

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I Play Chess Therefore, I Am (Chess Set) Keychains

Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Coffee Mugs

To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question Bridge Tee Shirt

If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare!

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Beware Of Merge Zones (Traffic Merge Sign Humor) Tshirt

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No need to be majoring in organizational psychology to enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the "Merge Traffic" sign. Saying says: "Beware Of Merge Zones - Organizational Integration Is Often Not Seamless". Perfect t-shirt gift for those who are involved in mergers, acquisitions, and organizational change!

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Friday, June 27, 2014

Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina (Picture Earth) T-shirts

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If you love South American geography, you'll enjoy this Picture Earth gift tee featuring "Tierra Del Fuego, Chile/Argentina". Perfect geography gift for fans of mountains and stormy weather!

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Where I Fall On The Bell Curve I Am Here Coffee Mug

Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Tee Shirt

Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Coffee Mugs

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Geological age humor is found on these gifts that features the various epochs, eons, and periods of Earth's history. Educational timeline. Showcase that "Age Is Relative" with a scientific Earth time twist today! Growing older never felt better when viewed in relation to geological time!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside T Shirts

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No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy this educational scientific gift tee featuring "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside". Let everyone know exactly what is going on inside of your cell membranes when you wear this informative, colorful biology/biochemistry tee!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi Pie Humor) Stickers

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No need to wait until March 14th each year to celebrate Pi Day. Showcase your math sense of humor with any of these geek attitude gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable gifts for math teachers, math majors, and anyone who is fascinated by the pi, the mathematical constant!

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Equivalent Equations Are Equal To One Another Coffee Mug

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Pillow

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Amateur radio operators and pilots will enjoy this pillow gift featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Make others do a double-take with this Morse Code pillow gift for the next time anyone naps!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) T-shirts

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Do you aspire to be a grandmaster? Showcase your chess attitude and dedication with this "Future Grandmaster" design, complete with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid, serious chess players of all ages!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Custom Announcements

Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Mug

Showcase your wry bridge attitude the next time you play bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the sound bridge advice "Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick". Memorable bridge advice for all bridge players who have -- perhaps unknowingly -- trumped their own trick during bridge play!

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Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life? T-shirts

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No matter what you lot is in life, you'll enjoy this traffic sign / transportation sign humor gift tee featuring the escalator sign with the wry caption "Are You Going Up Or Down The Escalator Of Life?" Perfect gag gift t-shirt for those who have experienced life's ups and downs -- all part of the escalator of life!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve), complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy!

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Age Is Relative (Geological Time Humor) Cards

Mutations Are Not All Alike (Genetics Humor) T Shirts

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No need to be a molecular biologist to understand that "Mutations Are Not All Alike". Showcase your deep understanding of mutations with this gift tee that features deletion, duplication, inversion, insertion, and translocation. Perfect scientific attitude gift for anyone with chromosomes!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On Baked Pie) T-shirts

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Are you hungry for pi? Showcase your wry mathematical constant side with any of these gifts featuring the irrational number pi on a baked pie along with the following truism saying for all pi fans: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". No need to wait until March 14th to enjoy any of these pi saying humor gifts!

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Be Careful When Studying Math Inequality Euclidean Neckwear

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Showcase the Cauchy-Schwarz inequality with a dose of geometry attitude with any of these gifts featuring the wry mathematical saying: "Be Careful When Studying Math - There Is A Lot Of Inequality In Euclidean Space". Warn others about studying math with a dose of educational mathematical attitude today!

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Decoder Is My Middle Name (Morse Code) Throw Pillow

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Amateur radio operators, pilots, and anyone who know International Morse Code will enjoy snoozing on this pillow featuring International Morse Code (IMC) along with the truism saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Make others do a double-take at your recognition of International Morse Code with this memorable pillow gift!

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Future Grandmaster (Chess Set) Stickers

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Customized Stationery

Remember: Do Not Trump Your Own Trick Shirts

Welcome To Genius County (Signs) Personalized Photo Card

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with any of these gifts that include the transportation sign "Welcome To Genius County". Make others do a double-take with memorable gifts that flatter the ego and showcase the intellect in a low-key humorous fashion! Perfect gifts for all who think that they are geniuses!

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