Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, June 21, 2014

You Are Here (Geological Age Earth's History) Pins

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Do you know where you are in geological time? If you are a fan of Earth's history and think in terms of eons, epochs, and periods, you'll enjoy any of these wry geological age gifts featuring Earth's timeline, along with the call-out "You Are Here" pointing to the present. Scientific attitude gifts for all those who live in the present and know about it!

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Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Mouse Pads

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Does it hurt to think at times? You'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these neuron / synapse gifts with the saying "Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons". Comes with labels of all important parts of a synapse. Whether you are working on a long project or are in a stressful occupation, enjoy tongue-in-cheek biological humor with any of these thoughtful sarcastic gifts! Make others aware that is painful for you to think at times!

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Photoautotrophile Photosynthesis Coffee Mug

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Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Decals For 15" Laptops

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem Round Stickers

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If you have ever wondered about Euclid's proof of the Pythagorean theorem, wonder no longer with any of these mathematically simplicity gifts. Featuring "Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem". Educational mathematical attitude gifts for any mathematician or Euclidean geometry fan!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse)

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Strategy Requires Thought Tactics Observation Round Stickers

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No need to be a Grandmaster to enjoy this chess truism quote that says "Strategy Requires Thought - Tactics Require Observation". Includes reflective chess set design. Chess attitude gifts for all those who love chess strategy and who observe carefully at the chessboard when playing chess!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Stickers

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If you are always late to meetings and/or events or know someone who always is late, you'll enjoy any of these wry Wonderland adventure humor gifts featuring the Mad Hatter running, as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's classic Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Comes with the common advice caption for those who are always in a rush: "Don't Be Late". Timeless Wonderland fun gifts for all who hate being late and hate seeing others be late!

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Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game (Four Card Suits) Bag

Showcase your love of the game of bridge / duplicate bridge with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Love Bridge It's A Relaxing Game". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today! For all who play bridge to relax!

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No U-Turn On Independent Thinking (Traffic Sign) Refrigerator Magnets

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Are you an independent thinker? No need to be a philosopher to enjoy this traffic sign humor gift featuring the No U-turn sign that means "No U-Turn On Independent Thinking". Memorable and inspirational transportation attitude graduation gifts! No need to be a transportation engineer or teacher to enjoy!

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Summarizing Statistics Pins

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If you work with statistics all day, you'll enjoy any of these wry statistical attitude gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with z-scores and p-values. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun!

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You Are Here (Geological Age Earth's History) Round Stickers

Sometimes Thinking Hurts My Neurons Pinback Buttons

All Spliced Up Inside (RNA Splicing) T Shirt

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Showcase the genetic engineer within with this RNA splicing design on any of these gifts. Includes wry genetics truism saying: "All Spliced Up Inside". Colorful educational diagram featuring introns and exons, along with key labels. Make others do a double-take about the molecular processes inside of their cells today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) NOOK Color Skin

Euclid's Proof Of The Pythagorean Theorem Tie

Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Puzzles

Chess The Art Of Analysis Refrigerator Magnets

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If you have played chess for a while, you will realize that chess induces a thinking on a different plane. Showcase your deep thoughts with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the chess truism saying "Chess The Art Of Analysis". No need to be a chess teacher to enjoy!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Postcard

Game On! (Four Card Suits) Postage

Bridge attitude is alive and well with this postage stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Game On!" Make others do a double-take the next time you send correspondence!

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Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless (Boat Sign) Post Cards

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Are you a focused person in life? Showcase your wry transportation sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a boat, along with the contemporary truism saying "Be The Boat Do Not Be Rudderless". Make others do a double-take if and when they face a transition period in their lives with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for graduation, retirement, etc. for all -- no need to be a student or entrepreneur to enjoy!

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Friday, June 20, 2014

Summarizing Statistics Mug

Select Hot Spots Around The World Post Cards

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Showcase various hot spots around the world with these educational geology gifts featuring a map of the world and select hot spots. Complete with labels. No need to be a geologist or an earth scientist to feature select hot spots around the world (think: Yellowstone) today!

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Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture T Shirt

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Tongue-in-cheek scientific humor is found on any of these gifts featuring bacteria morphology. Wry saying says it all: "Love Bacteria Prolific Distributors Of Culture". No need to be familiar with a petri dish or the ubiquity of bacteria to enjoy microbiology humor! Bacteria is all around us -- in our culture, so to speak, whether you like or not -- so show your love with any of these truism gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Kindle Fire Decals

Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) Tshirt

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No need to be a mathematician or physicist or topologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Ricci flow, a kind of nonlinear diffusion equation. For the record, the Ricci flow (named after Gregorio Ricci-Curbastro) was introduced by Richard Hamilton in 1981 in order to gain insight into the geometrization conjecture of William Thurston, which concerns the topological classification of three-dimensional smooth manifolds. The Ricci flow plays an important role in Grigori Perelman's solution of the Poincaré conjecture. Memorable geometric gifts for any fan of geometric flows!

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Personalized Letterhead

Chess Is War (Chess Attitude) Pinback Buttons

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If you believe that chess is war, you'll enjoy any of these gifts with a reflective chess set with the chess truism saying "Chess Is War". Die-hard chess players will enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts. Perfect gifts for those who go to war at the chessboard!

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Don't Be Late (Mad Hatter Running) Mugs

Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge T-shirts

Bridge players and bridge partners of all ages and experience levels will enjoy any of these bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge". Showcase your bridge attitude with a dose of sound bridge advice today the next time you play bridge!

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Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist (Sign) Shirt

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No need to be a chemist interested in turning lead into gold or interested in the practice of chemistry during medieval times to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these sign gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Approaching Arsenic Alchemist". Comes with alchemical symbol for arsenic, a notoriously poisonous metalloid with many allotropic forms, including a yellow (molecular non-metallic) and several black and grey forms (metalloids). Make others do a double-take about your desire to work with poison with any of these alchemical symbol gifts!

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Understanding Type I And Type II Errors Statistics Button

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No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error, or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error, or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with any of these statistical attitude gifts! Perfect gifts for all decision-makers!

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Support Plate Tectonics Because We Live In A Fault Tee Shirt

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Earth science humor is alive and well on any of these gifts that feature the plates of the world, along with the wry geological saying "Support Plate Tectonics - Because We Live In Such A Fault Driven World". Make others do a double-take on plate tectonics -- whether they believe plate tectonics theory or not -- with the tongue-in-cheek educational geology saying! Perfect gifts for seismologists and those who study the faults of the Earth!

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My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time Key Chains

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Do your thoughts escape you from time to time? Showcase wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with labels of all key parts (axon, schwann cell), along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "My Thoughts Escape Me From Time To Time". Memorable scientific attitude truism saying gifts for thinkers, biologists, scientists, psychologists, philosophers, and anyone whose thoughts escape from time to time!

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G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside Coffee Mugs

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No need to be a biologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring signal transduction from a G-protein-linked receptor following interaction with its hormone ligand. In biology, signal transduction is a mechanism that converts a mechanical or chemical stimulus to a cell into a specific cellular response. Signal transduction starts with a signal to a receptor, and ends with a change in cell behavior. Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these memorable cell biology gifts with the saying "G-Protein Signal Transduction Inside"!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5 Cases

Ricci Flow Solution Poincaré Conjecture (Geometry) T Shirts

Decoder Is My Middle Name (Intl Morse Code) Watch

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Showcase your wry communicative side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Decoder Is My Middle Name". Great gift for any Morse code fan!

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Life Is Like A Game Of Chess (Chess Attitude) T Shirts

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Does life resemble the game of chess for you? You'll enjoy any of these wry chess humor gifts featuring a reflective chess set, along with the truism saying "Life is like a game of chess - changing with each move." Make others do a double-take on life and how it resembles chess the next time you play to win!

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Alice Red Queen Running To Stay In Same Place Canvas Bag

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Alice's world and the Red Queen's are two different worlds. Showcase Wonderland adventure humor with any of these gifts featuring Alice and the Red Queen, along with the timeless quote on how Alice needs to run twice as fast if she is going to get anywhere. Featuring John Tenniel's drawing as found in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There"!

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Be Kind To Your Partner When You Play Bridge Coffee Mug

US Route 666 Shield Sign (Transportation Sign) Mousepad

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No need to be superstitious to enjoy any of these transportation sign gifts featuring US Route 666, what used to be known as "Devil's Highway" or the "Number of the Beast". Route 666 is a north–south U.S. Highway serving the Four Corners region of the United States. Because of the highway's number, accidents and other phenomena became repeated as legend, convincing some people the highway was cursed. Others placed the highway's problems on sign theft. In 2003, U.S. Route 666 was renumbered to U.S. Route 491 (US 491). Now you can have your very own "Devil's Highway" signage with any of these gifts! Memorable gifts for all who have traveled in southwestern United States!

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Thursday, June 19, 2014

Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Canvas Bag

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Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude gifts for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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Summarizing Statistics Mug

Geological Time Clock (Earth Science) T-shirts

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No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these "Geological Time Clock" gifts, featuring the various time periods of Earth's history. Note: Barely readable clock, with all gifts suitable as gag gifts. Make others do a double-take when taking a look at the history of Earth with any of these timeless scientific attitude gifts!

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Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions Tee Shirts

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Do you life to be nothing but a series of chain reactions? Showcase wry biological and scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain, as found in the mitochondria. Comes with the biological truism saying that many find to be true: "Life Is Nothing But A Series Of Chain Reactions". Make others do a double-take with wry biochemical humor with any of these electron transport chain attitude gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) iPhone 5 Cover

Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Vibe iPhone 4 Cover

Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge Coffee Mugs

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy wry bridge / duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Develop Your Inner Logician Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at the logic that is found in the card game of bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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What Card Did You Just Play? (Four Card Suits) Tshirts

If you play with a fast card playing partner, you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard remark at the bridge table: "What Card Did You Just Play?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these bridge query gifts today! Gifts for any bridge player with a really short memory as well!

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