Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Tuesday, February 18, 2014
Don't Take Gneiss For Granite (Geology Humor) Tee Shirts
No need to be a geologist or geology major to enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying gifts featuring gneiss, a common and widely distributed type of rock formed by high-grade regional metamorphic processes from pre-existing formations that were originally either igneous or sedimentary rocks, along with the saying "Don't Take Gneiss For Granite". It means, of course, "Don't Take Nice For Granted"! Memorable geological attitude gifts for geologists, earth scientists, volcanologists, and anyone who enjoys some gneiss and granite humor!
A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Premium Trinket Box
Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!
Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question (Bridge) Ties
If you've ever played the game of bridge and have pondered whether to pass, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Pass Or Not To Pass That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table on what you are pondering the next time it is your turn to bid! With apologies to William Shakespeare on this common bridge saying!
Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Scratch Pad
Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Neuroplasticity Embedded Within (Brain Anatomy) Business Card
No need to be a neurologist or neural surgeon to enjoy timeless anatomical humor for the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards. Featuring the various parts of the brain, with all key labels, along with the saying "Neuroplasticity Embedded Within". Make others do a double-take at your next meet and greet at how open you are to learning and demonstrating your neuroplasticity!
Geologists Are So Sedimental (Grand Canyon) Mugs
Geologists will enjoy any of these classic gifts featuring the Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying that is a word play on the word "sentimental". Says: "Geologists Are So Sedimental". Make others do a double-take at any of these word play gifts on the word "sedimental" and "sentimental" -- regardless of how you feel about geology!
Be Careful Of What You Drink Judgement Wonderland Posters
Showcase your Wonderland sense of style with this poster featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Featuring the sound advice that is an interpretation of the drawing: "Be Careful Of What You Drink ... All Types Of Drink Can Affect Your Size And/Or Your Judgement". Make others do a double-take the next time they drink anything with this Wonderland drinking humor poster!
Monday, February 17, 2014
Pi to the Hundredth Decimal Place Tshirt
the hundred digits after the decimal for Pi, set in a spiral pattern around the Greek symbol for the value.
What Stage Of Sleep Are You In? Coffee Mug
In the medical field, during Stage 2 of sleep, no eye movement occurs, and dreaming is very rare. EEG recordings tend to show characteristic "sleep spindles" and "K-complexes" during this stag. Showcase your wry health and medical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Stage 2 of sleep along with the ubiquitous query: "What Stage Of Sleep Are You In?" Perfect gift for anyone who pulls too many late-nighters!
Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Folio Planner
Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Geologists Are Into Dating (Geological Humor) T-shirt
No need to be a geologist or geochemist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the science truism "Geologists Are Into Dating". Featuring Grand Canyon stratigraphy, with three types of rocks. Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean by "dating" -- whether love life dating or radiometric dating -- with any of these double-entendre gifts!
Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Posters
If you are a fan of Lewis Carroll's mythical creature, the Jabberwock, you'll enjoy this poster featuring the full "Jabberwocky" poem by Lewis Carroll as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and illustrated by John Tenniel. Memorable, delightful poem with lots of onomatopoeia!
Stylish Periodic Table - Blue & Black Tshirts
"periodic table", periodic, table, science, chemistry, chem, physics, elements, element, metals, "non-metals", groups, sciency, sciencey, educational, education, geek, nerd, geeky, nerdy, black, blue, teal, turquoise, stylish, contemporary, modern, elegant, cool, "science teacher", "educational resource", "educational resources", chemist, physicist, knowledge, student, study, scientist,
Long Running Pi - Funny Pi Guy Tees
© Pi Symbol sweating all those digits of Pi while wearing a red cap and blue shoes!
Father Of Radio Nikola Tesla (1856-1943) Pull Over Sweatshirt
Wizard of wireless and champion of alternating current Nikola Tesla is largely credited as being the "Father Of Radio". No need to be an electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a genius well ahead of his time, Nikola Tesla. Memorable gifts for all fans of radio!
Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success iPad Folio Case
Motivational and inspirational quote by Thomas Edison for all those who never give up. Celebrate your persevering attitude today with this Thomas Edison quotation Dodo case gift featuring Edison's timeless and inspirational words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up."
Open Source Student (Duke Java Book Comfy Chair) Drink Coasters
Are you working in the open source world? Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry programmer geek side with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair with guitar by the side and reading -- what else -- "Da Java Code" along with the following caption: "Open Source Student". Make others do a double-take about how you feel about your role in today's open source world with any of these gifts!
To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question Bridge Tee Shirt
If you have ever asked yourself whether you should bid or not, you'll enjoy any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the bridge truism query: "To Bid Or Not To Bid? That Is The Question". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with your wry bridge attitude today! With apologies to William Shakespeare!
Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Letterhead Design
Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Premium Keepsake Box
Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!
I'm As Busy As A Bee Can Be (Bee On White Flower) Aprons
Are you a busy person? Regardless of whether you are a beekeeper or not, showcase your wry beekeeper sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring a bee foraging on a white flower along with the truism saying "I'm As Busy As A Bee Can Be".
Stay In The Moment Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Travel Bag Tags
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Stay In The Moment Play Bridge".
Sunday, February 16, 2014
Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Card Suits) Mugs
No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!
Medical Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts
Do you have a family history of relatives working in the field of medicine? Showcase your wry genetics sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Medical Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on the medical family that is part of your heritage from a genetics perspective today!
Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm Record Books Dry Erase Whiteboard
Meteorologists and fans of earth science will enjoy any of these gifts featuring satellite imagery of Winter Storm Nemo along with the following title and caption: "Nemo: 2/8-9/2013 Winter Storm For The Record Books".
Happy Pi Day and Beyond Shirt
March 14th is Pi Day. Pi represents the relationship between a circle’s diameter (its width) and its circumference (the distance around the circle). The decimal representation of π is 3.141592653. The first 3 numbers are 3.14 which can look like March 14. Have fun and Celebrate!
Phases Of Venus (Astronomy) Hand Towel
No need to be an astronomer to enjoy this design featuring the "Phases of Venus" as seen from Earth. Diagram features Sun, Earth, and Venus. Venus may have been the Goddess of Love, but let others know that you are concerned with more astronomical thoughts with any of these gifts!
Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards
Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!
The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Pillows
Showcase your educational, scientific, photosynthetic side with this pillow featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "The Making Of ATP".
I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night Tags For Luggage
Showcase your bridge/duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying that is extremely applicable to bridge tournament participants: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon And Night".
Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve (Neuron / Synapse) Business Cards
If you are sometimes thoughtful or pensive, then you'll realize that "Thought Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Make others do a double-take the next time you introduce yourself with any of these anatomical business cards featuring a neuron / synapse and this truism saying. Memorable inspirational scientific business cards for the thoughtful!
Medical Genes Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirts
Do you have a family history of relatives working in the field of medicine? Showcase your wry genetics sense of humor with any of these molecular biology gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Medical Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take on the medical family that is part of your heritage from a genetics perspective today!
Where Have I Seen This Before? Blood Cells Magnet
No need to be a scientist or medical researcher to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these electron microscope (under a scanning electron microscope) gifts with the query "Where Have I Seen This Before?". Featuring the following caption: "Hint: Just Look At A Red Blood Cell, Platelet, and White Blood Cell (Leukocyte) Under An Electron Microscope".
Do Stratigraphy Because Geology Rocks T Shirts
Are you into stratigraphy, the study of the different layers of rock on Earth? No need to be a die-hard geologist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring the different rock layers found in the Grand Canyon, along with the scientific truism saying "Do Stratigraphy Because Geology Rocks". Memorable layers of rock gifts for all!
Alice Humpty Dumpty Wonderland Conversation Quote Post Cards
Memorable Wonderland quote gifts for all fans of Alice and Humpty Dumpty. Featuring the following conversation in Lewis Carroll's "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated by John Tenniel: "The question is," said Alice, "whether you can make words mean so many different things." "The question is, " said Humpty Dumpty, "Which is to be master -- that's all." Alice was much too puzzled to say anything, so after a minute Humpty Dumpty began again. "They've a temper, some of them -- particularly verbs, they're the proudest -- adjectives you can do anything with, but not verbs -- however, I can manage the whole lot! Impenetrability! That's what I say!" Make others do a double-take over the versatility of certain words with any of these Wonderland quotation gifts!
Saturday, February 15, 2014
Pi Day Pirates - 3.14% of Sailors are PIrates! Tshirts
Math Laughs are funny math tees formulated to make a smile
Open Source Attitude Inside (Duke Java Book Chair) Towels
Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".
Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Laptop Bag
Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Jabberwocky (Lewis Carroll Through Looking Glass) Messenger Bags
Showcase your Wonderland attitude with this Rickshaw messenger bag featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem as found in "Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There" and as illustrated with the Jabberwock creature by John Tenniel. Nonsensical poetry fun for whenever you travel and slay beasts!
Yes The Earth Moves (Plate Tectonics Earthquakes) Mouse Pad
No need to be a fan of earthquakes to enjoy any of these plate tectonics gifts featuring a map of the Earth along with its various plates and the direction that each plate is moving in centimeters each year. Make others do a double-take on how "Yes, The Earth Moves" with any of these seismological truism saying gifts today!
Unit Circle funny math trigonometry T Shirt
the unit circle is one of the most important , pi radians day
Nikola Tesla Our Machinery Will Be Driven By Power Posters
Showcase your wry electrical engineer wireless side with this poster gift featuring a black-and-white portrait of Serbian-American genius Nikola Tesla along with one of his quotations: "Ere Many Generations Pass, Our Machinery Will Be Driven By A Power Obtainable At Any Point Of the Universe".
Open Source Attitude Inside (Duke Java Book Chair) Rectangular Belt Buckles
Do you work with open source code? Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke sitting in a comfy chair, with guitar at side, reading "Da Java Code". Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts featuring the saying that says it all: "Open Source Attitude Inside".
Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards
Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!
Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Pet ID Tags
Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with a silhouette of an oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
The Making Of ATP (Photosynthetic Attitude) Dart Board
Showcase your biochemical side with any of these gifts featuring "The Making Of ATP" as found in a chloroplast. Educational, scientific gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Memorable educational biology gifts for all who know how ATP is produced in plants! No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy!
I Love Beekeeping (Bee) Bags For Laptop
Beekeepers and apiarists who love beekeeping will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a bee along with the saying "I Love Beekeeping" in Love Letters font!
Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Poker Cards
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits and the following sound bridge advice -- especially for anyone who loves to play bridge: "Live Long & Be Happy Play Bridge".
Friday, February 14, 2014
Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs
Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!
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