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Wednesday, February 05, 2014
Keep Calm and Hug an Apiarist Wristlet Clutches
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I Ate Some Pie And It Was Delicious Tees
I ate some pi and it was delicious or add my own text to this customizable math humor tshirt .. nerd and geek humor tee by Ricaso
Nikola Tesla Harnessed Cosmic Rays Motive Device Premium Jewelry Box
Genius Serbian-American Nikola Tesla essentially conceptualized the world as we know it today. Celebrate our wireless world with any of these timeless Nikola Tesla quote gifts that has his memorable quote: "I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device." Perfect gifts for electrical engineers and all who love our wireless world!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Dart Board
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
All Geared Up To Think (Gears Brain) Wallclock
Are you all geared up to think? Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring different gears in the form of a outlined brain along with the following truism saying: "All Geared Up To Think".
Remember: Prokaryotes Rule The World (Bacterium) Stamp
Showcase your wry microbiology side with a dose of biology geek attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a prokaryote (bacterium) along with the following saying: "Remember: Prokaryotes Rule The World". Makes a great gift for any microbiologist or bacteriologist!
I Dreamt Last Night Sailing High Seas Bug Droid Rectangular Belt Buckle
Do you code in your dreams? No need to be an Android software developer to enjoy any of these wry software engineer / software development gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship along with the saying "I Dreamt Last Night That I Was Sailing On The High Seas". Make others do a double-take regarding what you dream about with any of these computer geek humor gifts!
Earthquakes Are Not My Fault (Plate Tectonics) Pins
Geologists, earth scientists, and plate tectonics fans will enjoy these educational, scientific world map gifts featuring the different tectonic plates of the world along with the following scientific saying: "Earthquakes Are Not My Fault". Tell everyone the true story about the origin of earthquakes with a dose of fault driven geek humor today!
If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Dinner Plate
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!
Just Being Bee Busy (Bee On Yellow Flower) Lunch Boxes
Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring a bee on a yellow flower along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on how busy you truly are with bees: "Just Being Bee Busy". Great lunchbox gift for any fan of bees, the pollinators of around 1/3 of what we eat!
Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge Bag Tag
Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge humor with any of these gifts featuring the following bridge advice: "Elevate Your Thinking Play Duplicate Bridge". Includes the four card suits. No need to be a duplicate bridge teacher or bridge director to enjoy!
Tuesday, February 04, 2014
Take The Synaptic Leap Think (Neuron Synapse) Puzzle
Wry anatomical neuron / synapse attitude is found on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the saying "Take The Synaptic Leap Think". Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological fun with these memorable neuronal saying gifts!
Programmer DNA Inside (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt
Programmers or anyone who just loves to program will enjoy wry DNA replication attitude with any of these gifts featuring the code of life along with the saying "Programmer DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take on the origins of your programming skills today with a dose of scientific humor!
Tau Day Shirt
Tshirt to celebrate Tau, because Pi is just Wrong! Shirt has Tau to the 2076th decimal place.
Mad Scientist Party Invitation
A detailed mad scientist design that is perfect for birthdays or Halloween festivities. Original vector art by Night Owl's Menagerie, 2013.
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Mad Scientist birthday party theme by NightOwlsMenagerie
Cat Lover Genes Inside (DNA Replication) T Shirt
Showcase your wry feline molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of DNA replication along with the saying "Cat Lover Genes Inside". Memorable scientific humor gifts for all feline fans!
We have Pi Tee Shirts
Come to the dork side, we have Pi funny nerd quote math algebra pi number logo symbol
Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Planner
Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Wonderland Be What You Would Seem To Be Duchess Ceramic Tiles
If you're a fan of Alice in Wonderland, you'll enjoy this passage with advice on how one should appear to others from the Duchess to Alice as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" with illustration by John Tenniel on any of these gifts. Quotation says it all: 'I quite agree with you,' said the Duchess; 'And the moral of that is - "Be What You Would Seem To Be" - or if you'd like it put more simply - "Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise." Make others do a double-take with rational, logical Wonderland fun!
If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Premium Jewelry Boxes
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!
Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist Travel Accessory Bag
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Trust an Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (http://ift.tt/1k2rSiz) or email a friend.
Monday, February 03, 2014
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Place Mat
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind Note Book
Wry cerebral humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "I'm Always Happy To Give You A Piece Of My Mind - Which Piece Did You Want?" Make others do a double-take with your brain attitude today on these memorable anatomical brain humor gifts!
Studying Has Stripped Me To The Bone iPad Mini Cover
Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with a dose of medical humor with any of these cases featuring the skeleton by Vesalius, along with the saying "Studying Has Stripped Me To The Bone". Memorable case gifts for anyone undergoing a senior thesis or dissertation!
Female Android (Software Developer) Bug Droid Display Plaques
Do you know of any female Android developers? Showcase your feminista side with any of these gifts featuring Android's Bugdroid along with the universal symbol/sign for the female. Make others do a double-take on the other half that is actually developing for Android!Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite (Granted) Candy Dish
Geology humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted".
Idiosyncratic Pollinator Inside (Bee On Dandelion) Rectangular Belt Buckles
Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a bee covered in pollen on a dandelion (a weed in most gardens) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Idiosyncratic Pollinator Inside". Make others do a double-take about what you do and how you do it with a dose of individual beekeeper humor style!
Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Tshirts
Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!
Are Winter Storms Like Nemo Fluke Or New Reality? Folio Planners
Showcase your meteorological sense of style with any of these gifts featuring a satellite photo of Winter Storm Nemo taken by NASA along with the following ponderous caption: "Are Winter Storms Like Nemo A Fluke Or The New Reality In A World Of Climate Change?"
Catalyst For Second Industrial Revolution N. Tesla Party Plate
No need to be an electrical engineer or a mechanical engineer to understand the contributions of wireless genius Nikola Tesla. Serbian American Nikola Tesla was an important contributor to the birth of commercial electricity. Tesla is best known for his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries and his patents and theoretical work formed the basis of modern alternating current (AC) electric power systems, including the polyphase system of electrical distribution and the AC motor. His work essentially helped usher in the Second Industrial Revolution. Showcase Tesla's long lasting contributions to the world with any of these Nikola Tesla gifts with the heading "Catalyst For The Second Industrial Revolution". Make others do a double-take about how we evolved to the wireless society that we live in today with these timeless engineering attitude gifts!
Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Beverage Coasters
If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Premium Gift Boxes
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Grow The Ecosystem (Bug Droid Brown Tree) Belt Buckles
Showcase your wry Android software developer side with any of these gifts featuring unofficial mascot Bug Droid (bugdroid) with a brown tree of things on its belly along with the following caption in Droid font: "Grow The Ecosystem". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).
Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source Rectangular Belt Buckles
No need to specialize in green energy to realize that, from a scientific perspective, photosynthesis is technically the greenest of all green energy sources. Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reaction of photosynthesis in a chloroplast along with the truism saying "Photosynthesis The Original Green Energy Source". Make others do a double-take about the concept of green energy today!
Keep Calm and Listen to an Apiarist Beverage Coasters
Please vist my gallery zazzle.com/jobgifts for more Apiarist tshirts, mugs, hats and other Keep Calm and Listen to an Apiarist gifts. Use the search tool at my store to find other Apiarist merchandise. Keep Calm and Listen to an Apiarist products avaiable on tshirts,sweatshirts,kids shirts, infant onsies, stickers, magnets, and much more Apiarist clothing fully customizable to your specifcations. If you like what you see, please link to my store (http://ift.tt/1k2rSiz) or email a friend.
Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze Travel Bag Tags
When you play duplicate bridge, do you frequently go over hand after the session? Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Can Never Overanalyze A Hand". Make others do a double-take with a sharp observation of what some of the most astute bridge players do after playing bridge with these memorable bridge gifts!
Sunday, February 02, 2014
Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Stationery
If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features all key anatomical parts of the neuron / synapse and which says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect geek humor gifts for all who do not pay attention!
Science Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirt
Scientists and molecular biologists alike will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Science Is In My Genes". Memorable scientific saying gift for anyone who loves science!
Nikola Tesla Clear Thinkers Sane To Think Clearly Lunch Boxes
Showcase the importance of thinking clearly with this Nikola Tesla quote on clear thinkers the next time you have a meal with this lunchbox. Quote says the following: "The scientists from Franklin to Morse were clear thinkers and did not produce any erroneous theories. The scientists of today think deeply instead of clearly. One must be sane to think clearly, but one can think deeply and be quite insane." Great lunchbox gift for any electrical engineer or scientist or clear thinker!
Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Jigsaw Puzzles
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Gallery Wrapped Canvas
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!
Steampunk - Apiary - The hive Pin
In the distant future, bees will all be extinct, killed off by humans taking their primary food (honey), and replacing it with synthetics. Many died off due to parasites due to the fungicides we put on things. Scientists invented a robotic bee that does the same thing as a normal bee does, but because due to the laws of nature and robotics, they became sentient. Each bee is evolved with an all seeing eye in the back and utilized lasers to defend themselves. Because the honey is no longer needed as food for themselves, the honey is stored and refined in great big towers. Robo-Bee's as they call them, maintain the honey. The honey is dispensed in a controlled manner by the bees themselves.
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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Plaques
Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!
Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Humor) Belt Buckle
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts, complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics!
My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle (Krebs) Premium Gift Boxes
If you lead a complex life, you'll enjoy wry scientific humor on any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, along with the saying "My Life Just Operates On A Complex Cycle". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with any of these gifts that are great conversation starters! Citric acid cycle attitude gifts for all those who operate in a complex cycle!
I Dreamt Last Night Sailing High Seas Bug Droid Rectangular Belt Buckle
Do you code in your dreams? No need to be an Android software developer to enjoy any of these wry software engineer / software development gifts featuring several bug droids on a ghost ship along with the saying "I Dreamt Last Night That I Was Sailing On The High Seas". Make others do a double-take regarding what you dream about with any of these computer geek humor gifts!
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