Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, December 15, 2014

My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point Keychains

tagged with: inflection point, life change, math, geometry, graph, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, mathematician, calculus, riddles, brain teasers

Are you an inflection point in your life? Showcase your wry inflection point side with a dose of math (calculus) and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring an inflection point (a point along the curve where the sign of the curvature changes) along with the truism saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Make others do a double-take at how your life is going with any of these geometric attitude gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Placemat

tagged with: aviator, international morse code, morse code, samuel morse, geek, query, question, amateur radio operator, morse, words and unwords, humor, attitude, inquiry, code, air traffic controllers, communication, methods, techniques

No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Mug

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Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy!

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Sunday, December 14, 2014

da Vinci Greatest Deception Men Suffer Opinions Bumper Stickers

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Leonardo da Vinci, Renaissance scientist, artist, and polymath, was an astute observer of human nature. Recreated on these classical gifts with a self-portrait of da Vinci is one of his quotes on the greatest deception that people suffer from -- their own opinions. Quotation says: "The greatest deception men suffer is from their own opinions." Thoughtful philosophical, inspirational truism quote gifts for all those with opinions!

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Look Down, Not Up Always Invest Margin Of Safety Buttons

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If you are a value investor and always invest with a margin of safety, you'll enjoy any of these transportation warning sign gifts featuring the wry value investing truism "Look Down, Not Up - Always Invest With A Margin Of Safety". Memorable gifts for all fans of the investment philosophy of Benjamin Graham and all with a wry sense of economics humor!

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Twisted Cord Illusion (False Spiral) Stickers

tagged with: twisted cord illusion, false spiral, spiral optical illusion, spiral illusion, optical illusion, concentric circles, black arc segments, geek, humor, words and unwords, fraser spiral illusion, attitude, visual, illusion, illusory, brain teaser, educational, psychology, psyche, optics, riddles, brain teasers

What exactly do you see when you take a look at this twisted cord illusion? Showcase optics fun with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the twisted cord illusion, also known as the false spiral or Fraser spiral illusion. Caption includes the following note for viewers: "Notice the overlapping black arc segments appear to form a spiral. Nevertheless, the black arcs are a series of concentric circles." Make others do a double-take with their eyes today!

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Post Cards

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No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Incubating Ideas Inside (Bug Droid Grid Illusion) Coffee Mugs

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Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these Bug Droid (bugdroid) gifts featuring the scintillating grid illusion along with the following truism caption for all who work in software development: "Incubating Ideas Inside". Shape, position, colour, and 3D contrast converge to produce the illusion of black dots at the intersections in the grid. Classic alliterative geek humor fun for anyone who incubates ideas! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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A Definition Of Jerk (Physics Equation Humor) T-shirt

tagged with: jerk, jolt, surge, lurch, physics, humor, geek, engineering, equation, words and unwords, mechanics, derivative, acceleration, velocity, second derivative of velocity, third derivative of position, definition, physicist, mechanical engineer

Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants!

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Aerobic Process Inside (Krebs Cycle) T Shirts

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Showcase the aerobic process inside with any of these Krebs cycle gifts! Aerobic respiration requires oxygen in order to generate energy (ATP). The Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle, is part of oxidative metabolism, one of the key ways a cell gains useful energy. Make others do a double-take about how you produce your energy with oxygen with any of these "Aerobic Process Inside" gifts! No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Bag Tag

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Real renal attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Make others do a double-take with a dose of medical and anatomical humor today! No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards

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Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge Coffee Mug

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Do you spend lots and lots of time playing bridge / duplicate bridge? Showcase your wry bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Spend Too Much Time Playing Bridge". Memorable gifts for any die-hard bridge player!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans T Shirts

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No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Business Card Templates

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Showcase your wry chemistry geek side the next time you introduce yourself with these customizable business cards featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying that will get others thinking periodically: "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically".

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Memo Pad

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Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Water Bottle

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If you know your wine grape berries, you'll enjoy intelligent attitude with this anatomical biology of a wine grape, along with the saying: "Understanding Wine Begins With Knowing Wine Grape Berries". No need to be a wine grower to enjoy any of these wine grape berry attitude gifts! Wine connoisseurs with a scientific bent will especially love these wine grape berry anatomy gifts!

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Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Quote Mousepad

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Electrical engineers, scientists, and inventors will enjoy this timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" Serbian-American Nikola Tesla on any of these gifts. Father of the radio, Tesla advocated today's wireless world well ahead of his time. Quote says: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic — and this we know it is, for certain — then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." Perfect gifts for all who live in today's wireless world and depend upon the wheelwork of nature!

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Ready For Translation (pre-mRNA Into mRNA) Mugs

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Molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biology humor gifts featuring pre-mRNA into mRNA along with the caption "Ready For Translation". If you know the process about how a gene becomes a protein, you'll enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts! No need to be a scientific translator to enjoy!

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