Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, July 17, 2014

White Rabbit Trumpet Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Wonderland Personalized Invite

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Showcase your Wonderland side with any of these invitations featuring White Rabbit dressed up as a herald and blowing on a trumpet as drawn by John Tenniel and as found in Lewis Carroll's timeless work "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what you're announcing with the classic town crier statement: "Hear Ye! Hear Ye!"

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Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage Stamps

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of style the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Exercise Your Mind Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge advice today!

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I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged Mug

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If you have ever been lost or have strayed off somewhere, you'll enjoy any of these timeless transportation signage humor gifts featuring the circular intersection sign. Comes with the saying "I Am Not Lost I Am Just Directionally Challenged" that will make others do a double-take the next time they ask you for directions!

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Retirement Is A State Of Mind (Anatomical Brain) Hat

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Do you believe that retirement is a state of mind? No need to work in the medical or psychological field to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the human brain, complete with all key parts labeled, along with the saying "Retirement Is A State Of Mind". If you're thinking about retirement and just can't do so, you'll be happy to know that retirement truly is a state of mind with any of these geek humor gifts!

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Jury Trial Outcomes (Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict) Mouse Pad

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No need to have done jury duty to enjoy any of these educational, statistical error summarized "Jury Trial Outcomes" gifts. Featuring jury verdict versus true state. Gifts for all who know about hypothesis testing outcomes as applied to guilty or innocent verdicts in the court system!

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Puerto Rico Trench Deepest Part Of The N. Atlantic Postcard

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No need to be an earth scientist, geologist, or geographer to appreciate the Puerto Rico trench on any of these geography gifts. Comes with the definition saying: "Puerto Rico Trench - Deepest Part Of The North Atlantic". The Puerto Rico trench is located where two plates, the North American plate and the Caribbean plate collide. Fans of the geography of the North Atlantic or trenches will enjoy any of these educational gifts with vivid detail! Perfect gifts for any fan of plate tectonics!

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How To Recognize A Shark (Biology Humor) Apron

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Do you like sharks? Do you swim in the ocean or go surfing? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring shark anatomy as well as the heading "How To Recognize A Shark". Because the term "shark" has many different interpretations (both literally and figuratively), you want to be clear that you are referring to the ocean-loving creature. Make everyone do a double-take at exactly what you mean today with these memorable biological anatomical gifts!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Awards

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Bodysuits

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Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on these memorable math and geometry attitude gifts. Make others do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like with any of these geometry geek gifts!

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How Well Do You Know Morse? (Intl Morse Code) Jigsaw Puzzles

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No need to be an amateur radio operator or aviator to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code, along with the query "How Well Do You Know Morse?" Make others do a double-take with your knowledge of Morse code, the method of transmitting textual information as a series of on-off tones, lights, or clicks that can be directly understood by a skilled listener or observer without special equipment!

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Benjamin Franklin Morals Of Chess Life Is Chess T Shirts

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If you are a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following Benjamin Franklin quote from "The Morals Of Chess" (1750): "The game of chess is not merely an idle amusement... for life is a kind of chess..." Make others do a double-take on what they can learn about life via playing chess with any of these chess quote gifts!

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You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party Announcement

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No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy (Card Suits) Bag

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's Cheaper Than Therapy". Make others do a double-take the next time you play bridge with these memorable bridge saying gifts! No need to be an avid bridge player to enjoy!

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Do Not Stop Questioning (Philosophical Sign Humor) Magnet

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Do you ponder about everything in life? Showcase your wry philosophical side with any of these transportation sign humor gifts featuring the cross-out bar across a stop sign with the complete saying that means "Do Not Stop Questioning". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are trying to say with any of these thoughtful sign attitude gifts!

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Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Use It Or Lose It (Anatomical Brain Humor) Pendant

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Showcase your wry intelligent side with a dose of anatomical humor the next time you wear this necklace featuring all of the key parts of a human brain along with the truism saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take on what they should be using with a dose of scientific humor advice today!

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Know Your Percentages Do Statistics (Stats Humor) T Shirts

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Do you know your percentages? Showcase wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian distribution) with the stats truism saying "Know Your Percentages Do Statistics". Make others do a double-take on exactly how well they know statistics with any of these educational, statistical cheat sheet gifts!

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Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) T Shirts

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No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano, Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra), which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists, geologists, seismologist, volcanologists, and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to!

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Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve Mousepad

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Neurologists will enjoy wry anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with all key anatomical labels, along with the saying "Practicing Neurology Requires A Lot Of Nerve". Memorable gifts for neurologists, surgeons, and anyone who works with nerves!

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Blood Cell Lineage (Biology Health Medicine) Mouse Pads

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Ever wondered how a white blood cell evolved or where a red blood cell came from? Showcase your developmental biological style with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "Blood Cell Lineage", from hemocytoblast and the varying blood cells that are derived from it. No need to be a blood donor or medical researcher to appreciate your blood cell lineage!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Water Bottle