Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, July 13, 2014

Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece T-shirt

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Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Mug

tagged with: wonderland,lewis carroll,john tenniel,white rabbit,watch,be timely,or rather don't be late,words and unwords,procrastination,procrastinator,timely,timeliness,humor,attitude,word play,alice's adventures in wonderland

Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Coffee Mugs

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Post Cards

tagged with: california, sign, signage, transportation sign, historic route, us 101, attitude, historical, transportation history, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, route 101, land

No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Acrylic Award

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Necklace

tagged with: wake up it's time, to activate your brain, humor, attitude, brain, geek, activate, brainy, words and unwords, advice, psyche, psychiatry, human brain, anatomical parts of the brain

Showcase your wry brainy geek sense of humor with this necklace featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable geek advice necklace gift for all those who doze through life!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Buttons

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs

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Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Printed Napkins

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Creativity Is Combinatorial (Permutations) Mesh Hat

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Mathematicians and those who understand the world of permutations and creativity will enjoy any of these gifts featuring several permutations along with the truism saying "Creativity Is Combinatorial". Make others do a double-take at the mathematical and creative side of combinations today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Lunch Boxes

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Showcase your wry Morse code fan side the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to interpret dots and dashes, along with the caption "Team Morse Code".

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Refrigerator Magnets

Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads

tagged with: it is always good,to be timely,in your efforts,to delay your procrastination,wonderland,white rabbit,looking at watch,words and unwords,humor,attitude,saying,life saying,life advice,illogical,fantasy,psyche,joke,wonderland adventure,lewis carroll,john tenniel,alice's adventures in wonderland,procrastination,procrastinator

Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Magnet

tagged with: california, sign, signage, transportation sign, historic route, us 101, attitude, historical, transportation history, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, route 101, land

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Belt Buckles

Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have (Brain) Postcards

tagged with: love your brain,words and unwords,the only one you have,brain,brainy,advice,anatomy,anatomical,geek,humor,psyche,psychology,modus operandi,medicine,attitude,saying

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek fun for anyone with a brain!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards

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Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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