Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, July 14, 2014

My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point Keychains

tagged with: inflection point, life change, math, geometry, graph, geek, humor, attitude, saying, words and unwords, mathematician, calculus, riddles, brain teasers

Are you an inflection point in your life? Showcase your wry inflection point side with a dose of math (calculus) and geometry humor with any of these gifts featuring an inflection point (a point along the curve where the sign of the curvature changes) along with the truism saying "My Life Is Frequently At An Inflection Point". Make others do a double-take at how your life is going with any of these geometric attitude gifts!

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Here's How I Text (International Morse Code) Photo Plaque

tagged with: here's how i text, morse code, international morse code, text, texting, geek, humor, samuel morse, words and unwords, texter saying, coder, communication

International Morse code who enjoy texting in Morse will enjoy these gifts featuring the dots and dashes (dits and dahs) along with the saying "Here's How I Text". Make others do a double-take with any of these "Here's How I Text" showing what 19th century communication, as started by Samuel Morse, is all about!

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Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess (Chess Attitude) Tshirts

tagged with: chess set, reflective, chess player, chess strategy, chess, madness, chess humor, eat sleep play chess, game of chess, attitude, words and unwords, chess saying, play chess, chess teacher, grandmaster, lifestyle

Chess players of all ages will enjoy tongue-in-cheek chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess saying "Eat ... Sleep ... Play Chess". No need to be a die hard chess player to appreciate these chess humor gifts!

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Think Like A Queen Alice White Queen Red Queen Tee Shirt

tagged with: think like a queen,alice,wonderland,saying,truism,chess game,chess players,white queen,red queen,words and unwords,lewis carroll,john tenniel,advice,fantasy,chess advice

Wonderland fans of all ages will enjoy any of these Wonderland chess attitude gifts featuring Alice with White Queen and Red Queen in deep conversation as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There". Comes with the truism caption -- which definitely has a chess connotation: "Think Like A Queen". Memorable fantasy gifts for all who know about Alice and her adventures in Wonderland!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y T Shirts

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying gifts for any avid bridge player!

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No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask Sign Keychains

tagged with: no foreign currency exchange, no need to ask, sign, signage, foreign currency exchange sign, humor, attitude, money, traveler, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, brain teaser, advice, currency translation

If you have others constantly asking you to exchange the currency of money from one country to another, you'll enjoy any of these signage humor gifts featuring the foreign currency exchange sign and the red cross-out in front which means the following: "No Foreign Currency Exchange No Need To Ask". Let others know that you are not exchange money period with any of these sign humor gifts! Memorable gifts for travelers!

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Sunday, July 13, 2014

Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Business Card Template

tagged with: get your mojo on, play bridge, bridge advice, bridge humor, duplicate bridge, bridge player, bridge teacher, words and unwords, bridge club owner, bridge director, bridge saying

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore (Brain Anatomy) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: brain is full, can't think anymore, advice, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, human brain, words and unwords, geek, humor, saying, attitude, educational, medical, medicine

If your brain is full at all hours of the day, you'll enjoy this wry anatomical humor clock gift featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Is Full Can't Think Anymore".

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Tee Shirts

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, attitude, bell curve, educational, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, educational resources

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor gifts featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough, You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today!

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Remember: Rayleigh Wave Strength Amplitude Coffee Mug

tagged with: earthquakes, rayleigh wave, amplitude, seismology, seismologist, earth science, earth scientist, strength, surface waves, definition, science teacher, geology, geologist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, educational, educational resources

If you have ever been in an earthquake, you have probably experienced a Rayleigh wave or several. No need to be a geologist or seismologist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following definition on what a Rayleigh wave is: "Remember: Rayleigh Wave - The Strength, Or Amplitude, Of Surface Waves, Decreases Exponentially With The Depth Of The Earthquake". Perfect gifts for all earthquake fans!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Mouse Pads

tagged with: "thought, is, a, matter",, "a, matter, of, synaptic, attention",, attention,, synapse,, neuron,, neurotransmitter,, medical,, medicine,, "words, and, unwords",, science,, humor,, geek,, attitude,, saying,, truism,, educational,, psyche,, thinker,, philosopher,, consciousness,, "synaptic, attention"

Educational, scientific saying gifts featuring neuron / synapse along with the following truism saying "Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention". No need to work in the medical field to understand how thought is produced. Make others do a double-take at any of these thoughtful biological attitude gifts! For all who think!

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Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter T-shirts

tagged with: facilitated diffusion, diffusion, diffuse matter, life, biology, molecule, humor, geek, attitude, science, scientist, biologist, saying, words and unwords, life saying, funny, sarcasm, facilitator, matter, lifestyle

Do you help others or enable others in life? Do you view life as nothing more than a facilitated and diffuse matter? Showcase your wry scientific humor with a dose of educational fun with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion, which involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the cell membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein; in other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Comes with the humorous saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Facilitated & Diffuse Matter". Make others do a double-take at what you mean about life with a dose of biological scientific geek humor today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Placemats

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math, mathematician, mathematics, math teacher, mathematical constant, geek, humor, irrational and transcendental, words and unwords, attitude, number, scientist, educational, definition of pi, saying, educational resources

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line? (Geometry) Shirt

tagged with: math, geometry, euler's line, line, orthocenter, circumcenter, geek, words and unwords, educational resources, do you know which line, triangle, centroid, query, question, educational, scientific, attitude

No need to be a mathematician or geometrician to know about Euler's line. In geometry, the Euler line, pronounced "oiler", is a line determined from any triangle that is not equilateral. This line passes through several important points determined from the triangle, including the orthocenter, the circumcenter, the centroid, and the center of the nine-point circle of the triangle. Make others do a double-take with this following geometric query: "Do You Know Which Line Is Euler's Line?"

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece T-shirt

tagged with: be the chess player, not the chess piece, chess set, reflective chess set, chess saying, chess player, chess attitude, chess teacher, chess advice, words and unwords, chess humor, lifestyle

Sound chess advice is found on any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece". A reminder to everyone to think strategically before every move in life from a chess player's perspective. Make others do a double-take today and wonder what the game of chess teaches a person with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late White Rabbit Mug

tagged with: wonderland,lewis carroll,john tenniel,white rabbit,watch,be timely,or rather don't be late,words and unwords,procrastination,procrastinator,timely,timeliness,humor,attitude,word play,alice's adventures in wonderland

Are you a fan of White Rabbit? Showcase your Wonderland side with a dose of White Rabbit timeliness with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit all dressed up and looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent Wonderland adventure with any of these gifts featuring the following saying "Be Timely- Or Rather, Don't Be Late". Sound advice for any procrastinator who loves word play!

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Coffee Mugs

Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Post Cards

tagged with: california, sign, signage, transportation sign, historic route, us 101, attitude, historical, transportation history, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, route 101, land

No need to be a California to enjoy any of these Historic Route US 101 California transportation sign gifts. For all those who have traveled on US Highway 101 at one point or another!

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Acrylic Award

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain (Humor) Necklace

tagged with: wake up it's time, to activate your brain, humor, attitude, brain, geek, activate, brainy, words and unwords, advice, psyche, psychiatry, human brain, anatomical parts of the brain

Showcase your wry brainy geek sense of humor with this necklace featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wake Up It's Time To Activate Your Brain". Memorable geek advice necklace gift for all those who doze through life!

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Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Buttons

tagged with: statistics, stats, statistical, statistician, humor, geek, bell curve, psychology, words and unwords, torture the numbers, attitude, educational, educational resources, saying, get them to say anything

Earth's Layers (Earth Science Geology) Apron

tagged with: earth, earth's layers, structure of the earth, rheological, geology, earth science, exosphere, core, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Showcase your scientific side with any of these educational earth science gifts featuring "Earth's Layers". From core to exosphere structure of the Earth. Make others do a double-take about how Earth is structured, chemically and rheologically, today!

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Thought Is A Matter Of Synaptic Attention (Neuron) Coffee Mugs

All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle (Biology) Tshirt

tagged with: mitosis, regulation, interphase, biology, biologist, pathways, cell, cell biology, science, saying, words and unwords, cell cycle, phases, medical

No need to be a cell biologist to enjoy educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring the various phases of the cell cycle, along with the truism saying "All Of My Cells Go Through A Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of realist scientific humor today!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Printed Napkins

Creativity Is Combinatorial (Permutations) Mesh Hat

tagged with: permutations,math,mathematician,creativity is combinatorial,combinations,words and unwords,geek humor,geek attitude,geek saying,geek,truism

Mathematicians and those who understand the world of permutations and creativity will enjoy any of these gifts featuring several permutations along with the truism saying "Creativity Is Combinatorial". Make others do a double-take at the mathematical and creative side of combinations today!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Lunch Boxes

tagged with: team morse code, morse code, communication, dots, dashes, dots and dashes, words and unwords, radio operator, attitude, pilot, cryptographer, telegraph, signal language, electronics, educational, dits and dahs

Showcase your wry Morse code fan side the next time you have lunch with this lunch box featuring International Morse Code, complete with instructions on how to interpret dots and dashes, along with the caption "Team Morse Code".

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Be The Chess Player Not The Chess Piece Refrigerator Magnets

Always Good Timely Efforts Delay Procrastination Mouse Pads

tagged with: it is always good,to be timely,in your efforts,to delay your procrastination,wonderland,white rabbit,looking at watch,words and unwords,humor,attitude,saying,life saying,life advice,illogical,fantasy,psyche,joke,wonderland adventure,lewis carroll,john tenniel,alice's adventures in wonderland,procrastination,procrastinator

Make others do a double-take with a dose of Wonderland humor style with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's infamous drawing of White Rabbit looking at a watch as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Comes with the truism that will make others wonder exactly what you are trying to say on the subject of procrastination: "It is always good to be timely in your efforts to delay your procrastination." Memorable gifts for all Wonderland fans who procrastinate too much and need some advice on how to put it off in a timely manner! What a juxtaposition!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Shirts

Bridge players of all ages will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the often heard saying at the bridge table: "Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious". Make others do a double-take about how seriously you take the game of bridge with any of these bridge humor saying gifts!

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Historic Route US 101 California (Sign) Magnet

tagged with: california, sign, signage, transportation sign, historic route, us 101, attitude, historical, transportation history, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, route 101, land

Saturday, July 12, 2014

Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Belt Buckles

Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have (Brain) Postcards

tagged with: love your brain,words and unwords,the only one you have,brain,brainy,advice,anatomy,anatomical,geek,humor,psyche,psychology,modus operandi,medicine,attitude,saying

Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek fun for anyone with a brain!

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Powered By Statistics (Bell Curve Attitude) Business Cards

tagged with: powered by statistics, stats, statistics, bell curve, normal distribution curve, gaussian curve, math, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, statistical, statistician, funny, attitude, psyche, psychology, statistical power, percentages, saying, truism, brain teaser, educational, stats teacher, stats major, education

Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians, mathematicians, psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve, along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today!

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635,013,559,600 Total No Of Possible Bridge Hands Mug

tagged with: total number of possible hands,bridge hands,bridge game,duplicate bridge,bridge fact,bridge players,bridge attitude,words and unwords,bridge saying,bridge hand combinations,bridge humor,number of bridge hand combinations,four card suits

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "635, 013, 559, 600 Total Number Of Possible Bridge Hands". Make others do a double-take at the number of possible combinations amongst 13 cards there truly are once a hand has been dealt! A bridge player will definitely not live to play them all!

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If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile T Shirt

tagged with: advice, extremophile, geological, geochemistry, geochemical, grand prismatic spring, science, geology, earth science, saying, geek, humor, attitude, extreme, words and unwords, lifestyle

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring the bright colors of Grand Prismatic Spring, Yellowstone National Park. Comes with a twist on the common advice saying of "If you can't stand the heat ..." that will make others do a double-take: "If You Can't Stand The Heat Become An Extremophile". An extremophile is an organism that thrives in and may even require physically or geochemically extreme conditions that are detrimental to most life on Earth. Scientific educational humor for anyone who understands that one needs to adapt to the environment, no matter how extreme, in order to survive and thrive! Memorable advice humor gifts for those who thrive where others do not!

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Key Chains

tagged with: what are you coded for, amino acid wheel, genetic code, dna bases, amino acids, codons, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, molecular biology, life query, query, question, words and unwords, ponder, occupation, wordsandunwords, life, educational, lifestyle

Do you know what you are coded for -- in life? Showcase your wry genetic code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the genetic code for various amino acids arranged in a wheel. Includes the following query: "What Are You Coded For?" Memorable biological double-entendre saying gifts for all who wonder what they are coded for in life!

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Kitchen Towel

Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: penrose tiling, geometry, math, five-fold symmetry, pattern, roger penrose, mathematician, words and unwords, educational, aperiodicity, geek

Showcase your symmetrical and geometric side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring Penrose tiling, five-fold symmetry. No need to be a mathematician to enjoy!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Awards

Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gifts for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Coffee Mugs

tagged with: madness and creativity,can all stem from,from a drink,alice,drink me bottle,lewis carroll,john tenniel,drink humor,words and unwords,alice's adventures in wonderland,wonderland humor,wonderland attitude,saying,madness,creativity,humor,geek

Wonderland humor and attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's drawing of Alice with her "Drink Me" bottle as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". Includes the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what can happen after taking a drink: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink". Showcase your Wonderland adventure sense of style with any of these Wonderland attitude gifts today!

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Life Is A Game Bridge Is Serious (Four Card Suits) Mug

With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time (Sign) Keychain

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tagged with: moped, scooter, sign, signage, moped sign, alternative transportation, humor, attitude, words and unwords, scooters

With high gas prices around, you'll enjoy any of these signage attitude gifts featuring the moped sign along with the ubiquitous saying "With High Gas Prices It's Moped Time". Make others do a double-take about how they get from one place to another in an era of high gas prices with these memorable alternative transportation saying gifts!

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Sentient Being Inside (Anatomical Brain) T-shirts

tagged with: sentient being inside,brain,brainy,anatomy,anatomical,human brain,words and unwords,geek,psyche,thinker,humor,attitude,saying,conscious,consciousness

Showcase your wry brainy side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the anatomical brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on how conscious you truly are: "Sentient Being Inside". Geek humor gifts for all who think!

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Statistical Error Summarized (Hypothesis Testing) Poster

tagged with: statistical error, quadrant, true, false, psychology, statistical error summarized, hypothesis, statistician, statistics, statistical, stats, hypothesis testing, null hypothesis, attitude, geek, educational, words and unwords, educational resources

Statisticians, psychologists, and teachers will enjoy this poster featuring "Statistical Error Summarized". Make everyone do a double-take at hypothesis testing with a dose of educational attitude.

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Think Energy Balance (Atmosphere Ocean Land) Button

tagged with: earth science, atmospheric science, think energy balance, think, energy, balance, science, attitude, words and unwords, radiation, environment, science in society

No need to be an earth scientist or atmospheric scientist to understand energy balance. Showcase your intelligent environmental side with any of these gifts featuring the energy balance between Earth (land, ocean) and its atmosphere, along with the caption "Think Energy Balance". Memorable gifts for anyone who think about atmospheric radiation and energy balance!

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What Are You Coded For? (Amino Acid Wheel) Shirts

tagged with: words and unwords, what are you coded for, amino acid wheel, genetic code, dna bases, amino acids, codons, humor, geek, attitude, biologist, molecular biology, life query, query, question, ponder, occupation, wordsandunwords, life, educational, lifestyle

Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Math Geometry Humor) Bag For Laptop

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a cube in the fifth dimension along with the caption that says it all: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?"

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Napkins

Go Ahead Make Your Move (Reflective Chess Set) Postage Stamp

tagged with: chess set, chess, grandmaster, chess attitude, chess humor, geek, go ahead make your move, words and unwords, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess fan, chess addict, saying, humor, attitude, funny, chess player, chess teacher, philosopher, thinker, gamer, taunt, chess opponents, chessboard, educator, chess game, education

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying stamps featuring a reflective chess set along with the following words often heard at the chess board: "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Stand out from the crowd with these chess truism stamps!

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