Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Showcase exactly where you are -- in the present -- with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the light cone along space and time dimensions. Comes with "You Are Here" callout. Conversational gifts for observers who want to know exactly where they are in relation to time and space! myPhysics
#physics #time #space #LuggageTag
No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy this scientific informative trivet featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with this trivet featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics
#jerk #circuit #life #Trivet
Showcase your reflective side as a chess player with a dose of wry chess humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Take A Break From Reality Play Chess". Avid chess players and chess teachers -- particularly those who understand the recreational benefit that playing chess can provide -- will enjoy this sound chess advice fabric! myChess
#chess #teachers #play #Fabric
Take a nap with a dose of wry anatomical humor with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of the human eye along with the caption that says it all: "Here's An Eyeful". Educational science humor pillow gift for all who love to think about the eye when taking a nap! myAnatomy
#eyeball #anatomy #ThrowPillow
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this serving tray featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #ServingTray
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry vegetarian humor with this trivet featuring a pile of vegetables along with the following ponderous existential query: "Do Vegetarians Eat Carnivorous Plants?" No need to be a vegetarian to enjoy! myVegetarian
#vegetarians #carnivorous #plants #Trivet
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats attitude with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the saying "Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside". Great throw pillow gift for anyone with a disciplined probabilistic mind! myStatistics
#disciplined #probabilistic #mind #ThrowPillow
Showcase wry statistical humor with this psychological stats scarf featuring the bell curve (Gaussian distribution curve) along with the definition saying "Mean Thoughts Inside". Shows the percentages of a normal distribution curve. No need to be a statistician psychologist or an angry person to enjoy! Perfect double entendre scarf for anyone who thinks about averages and statistics constantly! myStatistics
#mean #thoughts #inside #stats #Scarf
Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this fabric featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today with this fabric! myStatistics
#gaussian #curve #bell #Fabric
If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude door mat featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning doormat today! myBridge
#warning #strong #defender #inside #Doormat
Those who work with tons of data will enjoy this wry stats humor tee featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient" with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with this definitional stats t-shirt! myStatistics
#stats #statistics #biostatistics #TShirt
If you're really good at defense when playing the game of bridge you'll enjoy this wry bridge attitude trivet featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Warning! Strong Defender Inside". Make others do a double-take about what lies within with this memorable bridge player warning trivet today! myBridge
#warning #strong #defender #inside #Trivet
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry probabilistic attitude with this planner featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the following saying: "Disciplined Probabilistic Mind Inside". Tongue-in-cheek statistical attitude planner for anyone with a disciplined probabilistic mind. myStatistics
#disciplined #probabilistic #mind #Planner
Let others know with this wry scientific humor gift tee that "Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival". Featuring the sodium-potassium pump complete with gradient. Perfect gift for cell biologists or anyone who understands how important osmoregulation is to one's survival! myBiochemistry
#pump #osmosis #TShirt
Are you an expressive person? Alternately do you know about gene expression? Showcase your expressive self with wry DNA replication humor with this serving tray with the scientific biological truism saying "Expressive DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take and wonder about what you really mean with this serving tray! myDna
#acid #ServingTray
Showcase your geological sense of humor with this educational mug featuring the volcanic explosivity index (VEI). Includes examples such as Mount St. Helens and the Yellowstone Caldera in perspective. Make others do a double-take at the major volcanic events in geological history that have shaped Earth. Memorable mug for any earth scientist and fan of volcanoes! myGeology
#volcanoes #educational #CoffeeMug
No need to be a seismologist or geologist to enjoy this educational scientific saying "Intraplate Earthquake Happen All The Time" on this mug. Illustration includes a picture of the numerous earthquakes along with New Madrid Fault line in the middle of the United States. Make others do a double-take about exactly where earthquakes can happen with this earth scientific mug! myGeology
#geology #happen #CoffeeMug
No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to enjoy this wry chess attitude bath mat featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". Do a double-take with a dose of chess humor about the amount of time it takes to master the game of chess the next time you step into or out of the bathtub or shower with this bath mat! myChess
#chess #game #saying #BathMat
No need to be an avid chess player to understand how deep the game of chess can be. Showcase your wry chess attitude with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set and the following Indian proverb: "Chess is a sea in which a gnat may drink and an elephant may bathe". Make others do a double-take about the deep intellectual game of chess with this chess metaphor bandana! myChess
#chess #metaphor #player #Bandana
Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy this clock featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Occupy Your Mind Play Chess". Make others do a double-take with a dose of intellectual occupy chess humor the next time you tell time with this clock! myChess
#occupy #your #mind #play #chess #RoundClock
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry brainy attitude with this tee featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following sound advice for any avid exerciser (e.g. marathons ultra-marathons): "Train Your Brain Eliminate The Sensation Of Fatigue". myAnatomy
#brain #brainy #train #TShirt
If you love beans and like to eat them you'll enjoy this pair of socks featuring a cross-cut diagram of a bean seed (dicotyledon) complete with all key components along with the following saying: "Just Bean Me Up". Make others do a double-take on what you are trying to say with a dose of food for thought humor the next time you wear this pair of socks! myVegetarian
#just #bean #Socks
We all learn to yield to gravity -- as if we had any choice over the matter! Celebrate your wry physics humor side with any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the yield sign point to the word "gravity' -- meaning "Yield To Gravity". No matter how much or how little you drive make others do a double-take on the traffic sign of life with a dose of scientific sign fun! myPhysics
#yield #gravity #TShirt
No need to be a neurologist to know that you have delicate neural circuitry inside of you. Provide others with a tongue-in-cheek biology humor warning with this mug that says: "Warning! Neural Circuitry Inside". Educational scientific attitude design for anyone with neurons! myAnatomy
#inside #synapse #neuron #CoffeeMug
Showcase your wry Krebs cycle sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle TCAC) along with the saying "My Life Follows A Certain Cycle". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific educational attitude on what their energy cycle is all about with this fabric! myBiochemistry
#citric #acid #cycle #words #Fabric
