Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Texting Is A Morse Matter (Morse Code) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: samuel morse, morse code, international morse code, texting is a morse matter, morse matter, communication, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, telegraph, code, 19th century technology, 19th century communication, texting, amateur radio operator, pilot, dits and dahs, dots and dashes

Showcase your International Morse Code attitude with any of these gifts featuring the dits and dahs (dots and dashes) of IMC along with the saying "Texting Is A Morse Matter". Make others do a double-take at how you text in these modern times!

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I've Come To The Conclusion Genealogical Tree Tshirts

tagged with: genealogical tree, phylogenetic tree of life, i've come to the conclusion, funny, geek, evolve, evolution, evolutionary, biology, biologist, scientist, humor, attitude, genealogist, genealogy, scientific, words and unwords, brain teaser, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords, truism, saying, life, family tree, historical tree, truisms

No need to be a biologist to find wry scientific humor in any of these gifts featuring a version of the phylogenetic tree of life, along with the saying "I've Come To The Conclusion That Everyone's Genealogical Tree Looks Like This". Make others do a double-take about exactly where they come from in life with a dose of tongue-in-cheek scientific evolutionary attitude truism saying today!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Basic Round Button Keychain

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, ekg, medical, i've got rhythm, electrocardiogram, normal sinus rhythm, geek humor, heartbeat diagram

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Skin Layers) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: skin, warning, anatomy, dermatologist, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, dermatology, humor, geek, saying

No need to be a dermatologist to surf the web, text, and take pictures with this case featuring the various anatomical skin layers, complete with all key labels. Comes with the truism saying that will make others wonder what type of personality you truly have: "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin".

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I Live For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Stamp

tagged with: physics, physicist, magnetism, moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, polarizing, i live for the moment, live for the moment, geek, words and unwords, science, scientist, magnetic, saying, truism, funny, quadrupole, science teacher, engineer, electrical engineer, live, truisms

Showcase your wry physics sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "I Live For The Moment". Educational, scientific postage for all who live for the moment!

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Thomas Edison Failures Close To Success Gave Up Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn (Chess) Tshirts

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Chess players understand that the game isn't over until it is over and that, when making decisions on the chess board, one should "Never Underestimate The Power Of A Pawn". Even your weakest chip may win the game! Comes with reflective chess set and memorable advice at the table. Perfect gifts for avid chess players and chess teachers!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Tee Shirt

tagged with: madness, go among mad people, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, wonderland, cheshire cat, alice, humor, mad people, words and unwords, mad, quote, quotation, funny, attitude, adventures, psyche, psychology, saying, lifestyle

If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Current Epoch In Perspective (Geological Time) T Shirt

tagged with: epochs, eons, periods, geological time, geology, geologist, current epoch in perspective, anthropocene epoch, you are here, science, scientist, paleontologist, paleontology, earth's history, historian, funny, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, saying, truism, earth science, earth scientist, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, words to live by

Geologists, paleontologists, and anyone who thinks in terms of geological time will enjoy this wry scientific humor gift featuring the spiral of Earth's time. Says: "Current Epoch In Perspective", with callout caption "Anthropocene Epoch You Are Here". Showcase Earth's full history with this educational historical time t-shirt!

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: warning, positive feedback loop inside, inside, positive feedback loop, cloud formation, earth science, psyche, psychology, meteorology, geek, humor, words and unwords, advice

The next time you introduce yourself showcase the positive feedback loop within with a dose of wry geek humor with any of these business cards featuring cloud formation and the saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take whenever you meet and greet someone with these psychological atmospheric geek humor business cards!

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Life Is So Elemental (Periodic Table Of Elements) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be chemist or chemistry major to believe that life is so element. Showcase wry chemistry humor with any of these "Periodic Table Of Elements" gifts with the tongue-in-cheek chemistry truism "Life Is So Elemental". Educational, scientific fun for anyone who knows about the periodic table!

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Nikola Tesla Wheelwork Of Nature Kinetic Energy Tees

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Fans of wireless genius Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla will enjoy this Tesla quote gift tee. Quote says the following: "Throughout space there is energy. Is this energy static or kinetic! If static our hopes are in vain; if kinetic - and this we know it is, for certain - then it is a mere question of time when men will succeed in attaching their machinery to the very wheelwork of nature." No need to be a mechanical engineer or physicist to enjoy this wheelwork of nature quote t-shirt. Perfect gift for all who live in today's wireless world!

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Bacteriophages Rule! T Shirts

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Microbiologists and virologists will enjoy this "Bacteriophages Rule!" science humor gift tee. Bacteriophages are any one of a number of viruses that infect bacteria and have been seen as a possible therapy against drug resistant strains of bacteria. Showcase the power of bacteriophages and their importance in the microbial world with this gift tee!

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Viti Levu, Fiji Islands Tee Shirts

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No need to have visited or lived in Viti Levu, Fiji Islands, the largest island in the Republic of Fiji and home to its capital, to enjoy this 3-D gift tee featuring satellite imagery! Stereoscopic image pair of Viti Levu, Fiji Islands complete with instructions. Visual Picture Earth for all fans of the Fiji Islands!

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Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, funny, humor, geek humor, pi my one and only, constant in life, pi symbol, pi fan saying

Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with any of these tongue-in-cheek pi gifts with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: organic chemistry, chemistry, biology, biologist, chemist, saying, truism, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, science, scientist, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy, truisms

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Just Another Hypercubed Day (Polytope) Tshirts

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Do you live in a hypercubed world? Showcase math and geometry wizardry with this educational geometric fun "Just Another Hypercubed Day" gift tee! Get others thinking outside of our three-dimensional world when you wear this hypercube polytope design!

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Copy Code At >40 WPM (International Morse Code) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: code, words and unwords, communication, copy code, morse code, international morse code, at more than 40 wpm, cryptographer, coder

Showcase your recognition of Morse code with a dose of intelligent fun with any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Copy Code at >40 WPM". If you know how to read/interpret Morse code, you'll enjoy these memorable "old-school" texting gifts! No need to be an amateur radio operator or pilot to enjoy!

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Cousin Tree With Genetic Kinship (Genealogy) 2 Inch Round Button

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No need to be a genealogist or anthropologist to know where you are in relation to other family members. Showcase this cousin tree with genetic kinship percentage in the upper right hand corner of each relationship with any of these gifts! Memorable educational biological lineage gifts for family reunions and to keep track of who exactly is your first or second cousin!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Tee Shirts