Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, November 30, 2014

Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard Mugs

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Do you have a beehive in your backyard? Showcase your wry beekeeper / apiarist attitude with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of a beehive in a garden along the following sound advice for anyone who dares go into your backyard: "Warning! There's A Beehive In My Backyard". Memorable beekeeper attitude gifts for all who like to warn others of what exists in the backyard with a dose of wry bee humor!

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Coded For Success (DNA Replication) Invite

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Are you coded for success? Regardless of how successful you are, showcase wry DNA replication humor with any of these deoxyribonucleic acid gifts that says "Coded For Success". Make others do a double-take on genes, genetics, and the meaning of success today! Perfect gifts for entrepreneurs and those hard wired for success!

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Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding? Mug

If you have ever had a bridge partner who bid wildly at the bridge table, you will enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts. Featuring all four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the query that a declarer often says to dummy, "Where's The Hand You Held In Bidding?" Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude today!

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Saturday, November 29, 2014

Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Custom Ties

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Showcase your economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply and demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Da Vinci Design For A Flying Machine Coffee Mug

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No need to be a pilot or work in the aviation industry to enjoy this classic Leonardo da Vinci design "Design For A Flying Machine". Well before the Wright brothers at the turn of the 20th century, humans have thought about flight. Perfect gifts for all fans of Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci!

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Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside Ties

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Showcase exactly what goes on inside of your cells -- specifically your mitochondria -- with any of these gifts featuring the electron transport chain. For the record, the electron transport chain in the mitochondrion is the site of oxidative phosphorylation in eukaryotes. The NADH and succinate generated in the citric acid cycle is oxidized, providing energy to power ATP synthase. Make others do a double-take on the "Oxidation-Reduction Reactions Inside" with any of these biochemistry attitude gifts today!

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Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables Coffee Mug

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to find wry subtle suggestive humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements. Scientific truism saying says it all: "Chemists Do It Periodically With Tables". Tongue-in-cheek gag gifts for all chemists -- budding and experienced! Perfect gag gift for those who have worked with periodic tables in various ways!

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Blame My Neurotransmitters If Not Paying Attention Mugs

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If you do not pay attention, you'll enjoy any of these gifts that features the neuron / synapse and says the following "Blame My Neurotransmitters If I'm Not Paying Attention". Perfect gift for all who do not pay attention!

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Vintage Me (Grape Berry) Dry Erase White Board

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Detailed scientific humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the anatomy of a grape berry, along with the truism saying "Vintage Me". No need to be a grower of grapes or a lover of wine to enjoy wry biological grape anatomy humor! Memorable attitude gift for grape fans and wine lovers!

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Nikola Tesla Let The Future Tell The Truth Quote Tshirts

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If you love the future, you'll enjoy this scientific quote gift tee by Serbian-American inventor and the "father of wireless" Nikola Tesla! Quote says: "Let the future tell the truth and evaluate each one according to his works and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I really worked, is mine." Perfect genius quotation t-shirt for any accomplished and/or budding futurist!

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Staph Only (Biology Prokaryote Humor) Tee Shirt

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Make others do a double-take when you wear this "Staph Only" (meaning "Staff Only" when pronounced) gift t-shirt featuring a prokaryote (i.e., bacteria). Colorful design with detailed labels. No matter where you work or what you do, whether in the medical field or in a lab or otherwise, you'll enjoy this educational microbiology humor!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Math Pi On A Pie Humor) Stamp

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Showcase your wry pi attitude in your next correspondence featuring pi on a pie along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". Memorable postage gift for any pi fan who desires everyday to be Pi Day! For all who can't get enough of the mathematical constant pi!

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Hexeract (Geometry Hypercube Polytope) Tee Shirts

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No need to be mathematician or into geometry to enjoy this hexeract design gift tee! A hexeract is a six-dimensional hypercube with 64 vertices, 192 edges, 240 square faces, 160 cubic cells, 60 tesseract 4-faces, and 12 penteract 5-faces. Showcase this orthogonal projection t-shirt of a hexeract with a dose of linear attitude fun!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Pinback Buttons

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Fans of International Morse Code will enjoy any of these timeless communication attitude gifts featuring all of the dots and dashes in International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Memorable gift for radio and ham operators and anyone who knows Morse Code!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Key Chain

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No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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Live Life From Moment To Moment (Quadrupole) Bicycle Playing Cards

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Make others do a double-take with any of these physics humor gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment. Wry reflective saying for those who love to seize each day in one's life: "Live Life From Moment To Moment". No need to be a physicist or scientist to enjoy this existential truism on any of these gifts!

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Go Ahead Make Your Move (Chess Set) Round Sticker

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Scare your opponents the next time you play chess with this wry chess attitude saying that says "Go Ahead Make Your Move". Comes with reflective chess set. Perfect gifts for avid chess players who think about chess moves well before playing the chess pieces!

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Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Mousepad

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If you are restless and understand progress, you'll enjoy these inspirational quote gifts featuring a quotable memorable quote about progress by inventor Thomas Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with any of these gifts! Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Customized Stationery

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If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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Backyard Beekeeper Inside (Beehive In Garden) Tshirts

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If you're a backyard beekeeper, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a beehive in a garden along with the saying "Backyard Beekeeper Inside". Make others do a double-take on what lies within -- both literally and figuratively! Memorable saying gifts for any beekeeper or apiarist who keeps a beehive in the backyard!

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