Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living, if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life", complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts! myTees
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics, jerk, also known as jolt, surge, and lurch, is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time, the second derivative of velocity, or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myTees
If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side today with any of these invention humor quotation gifts today! Perfect gifts for budding inventors! myTees
Are you just having a normal day? Enjoy this stats humor gift tee featuring the normal distribution curve, also known as bell curve or Gaussian distribution. Let others know that you are really "Just Having A Normal Day" with intelligent statistics attitude! myTees
Chemistry and psychology humor comes alive on this tee featuring the different phases of water according to temperature and pressure, along with the truism saying "Just Going Through Phases". No matter what phase you are in, you'll enjoy this educational scientific humor t-shirt! myTees
If you play duplicate bridge, then you probably know that "Duplicate Bridge Is A Game Of Count And Logic". Make others do a double-take at your next bridge game with a dose of duplicate bridge attitude with this tee featuring the four card suits as well as this bridge truism saying! myTees
No need to be a statistician or psychologist to understand type I and type II statistical errors. Type I error is an α error, or a "false positive": the error of rejecting a null hypothesis when it is actually true. Type II error is a β error, or a "false negative": the error of failing to reject a null hypothesis when it is in fact not true. Showcase your knowledge and understand of who is right and who is wrong with this statistical attitude tee! Perfect tee for any decision-maker! myTees
Whether you are student or teacher, you'll enjoy any of these scientific truism gifts featuring osmosis over the cell membrane with the saying "Learning By Osmosis Occurs Over Time". Comes with detailed labels of all key parts. Memorable educational biological and psychological attitude gifts for learners of all ages! myTees
Showcase your stats humor side with this gift tee featuring linear regression and wry saying "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". Educational statistical attitude for all who are familiar with regressing to the mean! myTees
Do you dream in terms of the bell curve (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve)? If you dream about statistics, you'll enjoy this bell curve humor gift tee with the caption "Dream Statistics". Educational fun for any budding or experienced statistician -- whether voluntary or not! myTees
Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with a dose of educational, scientific fun with this tee featuring a diagram of the eight extant shark orders along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you study: "Sharkaeologist Inside". Note: The study of sharks is called or an elasmobranchology; the study of fish icthyology. The term "sharkaeologist" is a fictional term for those who love to study sharks. myTees
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to enjoy this wry science humor tee featuring the induced-fit hypothesis of enzyme action. Featuring enzyme-substrate complex (enzyme-products complex) and the tongue-in-cheek life query that all must answer: "Are You A Catalyst Or Not?" Memorable scientific saying t-shirt for all who wonder about activation energy! myTees
Showcase educational statistical attitude with any of these gifts that feature the stats humor saying "Where I Fall On The Bell Curve". Complete with percentages. Colorful design includes callout with the saying "I Am Here". No need to be a statistician or a stats major to point out to others exactly where you fall on the bell curve! myTees
If you treat the game of bridge seriously, you'll enjoy any of these wry duplicate bridge attitude gifts! Featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade), along with the funny bridge saying: "If Bridge Is Just A Game Then The Grand Canyon Is Just A Hole In Arizona". No need to be have been to the Grand Canyon or Arizona to enjoy the seriousness of this statement. Truism bridge saying for all bridge players who understand how serious the game of bridge can be! myTees
Chess players will enjoy this wry chess attitude t-shirt featuring a reflective chess set along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "I Love To Check My Opponents". Make others do a double-take at your favorite move in the game of chess besides checkmate! myTees
Are you going to a family reunion? Do you have a large extended family and are wondering how everyone is related to each other? Is genealogy your hobby? Showcase your educational, scientific side with this cousin tree with genetic kinship (in the upper-right hand corner of each box) along with the query "Just How Am I Related To You?" Make everyone do a double-take at family relationships at your next family reunion with this t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a soil scientist or environmental scientist to enjoy this tee featuring the different horizons (soil layers) along with the following sound scientific advice, especially those who are in touch with ecology and nature: "Ground Yourself Spend More Time With Dirt". Classic geek humor attitude t-shirt for any gardener, agriculturalist, or soil fan! myTees
No need to be a marine biologist, oceanographer, or diver to enjoy this wry scientific take on the common saying. Tee features the pelagic zone, along with all sub-zone labels, and says the following: "Life's Abyss And Then You Dive". Make others do a double-take today on your tongue-in-cheek educational scientific attitude. Get others to think carefully about what you mean about life! myTees
If you play a lot of bridge, you'll understand that the game of bridge is all about remembering what the bid was, what cards were played, and what cards remain to be played. Whether you are declarer or defender, the game of bridge requires a lot of focus. Bridge players will enjoy this tee featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge/duplicate bridge truism saying: "Bridge - A Game Of Focus". myTees
Make others do a double-take on the world of particle physics the next time you wear this tee featuring the Standard Model of Elementary Particles along with the following geek humor saying: "Particle Physics Is An Elementary Matter." Memorable geek attitude t-shirt for any physicist or physics major who thinks in terms of leptons, quarks, electrons, gluons, neutrinos, and bosons! myTees
