Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you play bridge and win only on occasion? Make others do a double-take at the term "lollapalooza" with this bridge / duplicate bridge tee featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Winning At Bridge A Lollapalooza Event For Me". Showcase your tongue-in-cheek bridge attitude with a dose of linguistic definitional style with this t-shirt! myTees
Regardless of whether or not you fish, you may, at times, want to notify others that you have Gone Fishin'. Let others know when you wear this Xiphophorus maculatus (a fish tank fish) that you have simply gone fishin'. Perfect bright red color for the viewing pleasure of others! myTees
Showcase linguistic talent and memory with any of these gifts featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless gifts that will delight any Wonderland fan! myTees
No need to be a biologist or botanist to enjoy any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring "Life Cycle Of A Flower", complete with detailed labels of the alternation of generations. Make others do a double-take with your angiosperm sense of style (no pun intended) with these memorable, colorful gifts. Gardeners and environmentalists will enjoy! myTees
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude tee featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myTees
Are you indestructible? Showcase your wry cerebral localization attitude with any of these gifts featuring Phineas Gage, an American railroad construction foreman now remembered for his improbable survival of an accident in which a large iron rod was driven completely through his head, destroying much of his brain's left frontal lobe. Gage is often discussed in neurology, psychology, and related disciplines with respect to understanding the mind-body connection. These gifts all include the truism caption "Indestructible". myTees
Statistician will enjoy this stats humor tee featuring statistical error summarized in a chart, including Type I and Type II errors, along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor tee for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing! myTees
Plumbers will enjoy this tee featuring the US Patent 1777333 by William K Simpson for The Hoffman Differential Loop along with the truism saying "Plumbers Do It With Pressure." The Hoffman Differential Loop, a device with no moving parts, keeps water in the boiler by making sure that under no circumstance could pressure in the boiler exceed 10 ounces higher than the return piping. It does this by bleeding pressure into the returns after 10 ounces was reached in the boiler. Thus, for example, if the boiler reached 11 ounces in it, then 1 ounce would be bled into the return pipes, since at no time could the return pipes be more than 10 ounces different than the boiler. What this means is that water would always be able to return to the boiler and steam would always flow since there was a differential pressure between the supply and return pipes. This device maintains an unvarying water line in the boiler independent of boiler pressure, which means that water in the boiler is never lowered to a point where the heat from the fire can exert a destructive influence on the boiler. Celebrate technology that is still applicable today in the home heating systems of old houses with this t-shirt featuring a 20th century invention! myTees
Let everyone know, when you wear this "Quality DNA Inside", that you know all about having quality DNA. Wry molecular biology DNA replication gift tee featuring deoxyribonucleic acid. No need to be a quality control specialist to enjoy this scientific attitude t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a biologist or neurologist to enjoy wry neurological attitude with this tee featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse (neurotransmitter) along with the following query and answer: "What's On My Nerves? The Myelin Sheath". Memorable biology humor tee for any biology teacher or biology student! myTees
You are powered by glucose. Showcase your wry chemical side with this science humor gift tee that says "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose", complete with glucose molecule. Educational, scientific chemical molecule fun for anyone who is powered by glucose -- and that means you! myTees
You are made up of billions and billions of eukaryotic cells. Showcase your animal cell side with a dose of biological fun with any of these gifts that comes with a labeled eukaryotic cell, along with the wry biological truism saying "Animal Cell Inside". No need to be a biologist or cell biologist to promote animal cell humor today! myTees
Inventors, scientists, and engineers will enjoy this words of wisdom quote by Renaissance artist, scientist, and inventor Leonardo da Vinci. Gift tee features the self-portrait of da Vinci along with the quote: "The book of the science of mechanics must precede the book of useful inventions." Inspirational and practical t-shirt gift for those who like to invent with science and mechanics! myTees
You have numerous veins in your body. Showcase this fact with any of these anatomical, medical humor gifts featuring the major veins in the human body, along with the tongue-in-cheek truism saying "Just Call Me Venous". Memorable gifts for all those with a circulatory system! myTees
Software developers / software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring an ice cream on Android's bug droid along with the saying "Ice Cream Thoughts Inside". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you think about when you work on Android with a dose of sweet geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myTees
Do you have multipotency? Showcase your wry medical and anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an illustration from Gray's Anatomy on blood cell formation along with the saying "Multipotent Inside". Great geek humor gift for any polymath or Renaissance person! No need to be working in the healthcare fields to enjoy. myTees
If you have a love-hate relationship with the game of bridge, you'll enjoy this wry bridge / duplicate bridge saying tee featuring the four card suits. Comes with the truism saying that will make others do a double-take at the bridge table: "Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With The Game Of Bridge". Memorable t-shirt for anyone who has had winning and losing streaks when playing duplicate bridge! myTees
Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key labels, along with the caption "Complex Genes Inside". Make others do a double-take at how complex you truly are with a dose of educational, scientific fun! Memorable and appropriate gifts for anyone who has complex parents! myTees
Economics humor comes alive on this tee featuring a supply-and-demand curve on a graph along with the following query caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?" No matter what your psychological (mental) state or economic state is, showcase your wry econ sense of humor with this geek query humor t-shirt today! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy! myTees
Do you think that this picture is a duck or a rabbit? Make others do a double-take with any of these optical illusion gifts that asks "Is It A Duck Or A Rabbit?" Featuring infamous gestalt phenomenon picture of an entity that is both duck and rabbit. Optical illusion visual fun for all who imagine! myTees
