Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Geologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the following saying that will make others do a double-take on why geologists are amongst the happiest people: "Geologists Are Among The World's Happiest People Because Igneous Is Bliss". Featuring graph / chart with different types of igneous rock according to silica content. myTees
For those who engage in toga parties or just want to study how the classical Greeks and Romans wore togas, here's an instructional gift tee just for you! Describes exactly what it says: "How To Wear A Toga". myTees
No need to be an earth scientist or seismologist or geographer to know about the deepest point in Earth's oceans, the Mariana Trench in the Pacific Ocean. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this t-shirt featuring "Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans"! myTees
No need to be a Lifemaster to enjoy this duplicate bridge humor tee featuring the four card suits (heart, club, diamond, spade) and the duplicate bridge truism "Duplicate Bridge Takes A Lifetime To Master". Make everyone do a double-take on exactly what this saying means the next time you play bridge when wearing this bridge humor t-shirt! myTees
No need to be a cell biologist or molecular biologist to know about gene regulation or apoptosis. Showcase your wry biological sense of humor with any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring various signal transduction pathways along with the saying "Signal Transduction Pathways Inside". Make others do a double-take at all of the pathways within! myTees
Plumbers or anyone who lives in an old house with steam heating will enjoy this tee featuring the US Patent 1777333 by William K Simpson for The Hoffman Differential Loop. The Hoffman Differential Loop, a device with no moving parts, keeps water in the boiler by making sure that under no circumstance could pressure in the boiler exceed 10 ounces higher than the return piping. It did this by bleeding pressure into the returns after 10 ounces was reached in the boiler. Thus, for example, if the boiler reached 11 ounces in it, then 1 ounce would be bled into the return pipes, since at no time could the return pipes be more than 10 ounces different than the boiler. What this means is that water would always be able to return to the boiler and steam would always flow since there was a differential pressure between the supply and return pipes. This device maintains an unvarying water line in the boiler independent of boiler pressure, which means that water in the boiler is never lowered to a point where the heat from the fire can exert a destructive influence on the boiler. Celebrate technology that is still applicable today in the home heating systems of old houses. myTees
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry scientific humor with this geek saying tee featuring the Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, TCAC) and the following line: "My Energy Cycle Keeps Me Going". Let others know what truly keeps your going with a dose of scientific fun! myTees
Wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Players Do It With Finesse". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you are referring to with a dose of tongue-in-cheek suggestive bridge humor today! myTees
If you play duplicate bridge, then you probably know that "Duplicate Bridge Is A Game Of Count And Logic". Make others do a double-take at your next bridge game with a dose of duplicate bridge attitude with this tee featuring the four card suits as well as this bridge truism saying! myTees
Pay tribute to the man who invented radio, wireless, and essentially the twentieth century with this Nikola Tesla gift tee. Perfect tee for electrical engineers, scientists, and anyone who uses the inventions of the twentieth century today! myTees
No need to be bipolar to enjoy this magnetic field humor fun gift tee that says "Warning! Bipolar Inside". Featuring the North and South poles of a magnet, along with their respective magnetic fields. Scientific gag design for anyone who works with magnets or is interested in psychological physics attitude! No need to be a bipolar or on any medication to enjoy this truism! myTees
Logicians and mathematicians will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Boolean logic along with the truism caption "Logic Matrices Inside". Great gifts for anyone with a logical mindset! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of the major histocompatibility complex (MHC) -- also known as the human leukocyte antigen (HLA) -- with this scientific attitude t-shirt featuring the various genes of the HLA on human chromosome 6 along with the saying "Immunity Is In My Genes". myTees
No need for a diet with any of these gifts featuring dessert attitude along with several desserts, some of the topped with chocolate. Comes with the dessert truism saying for all who love dessert: "Life Is Uncertain. Eat Dessert First." Make others do a double-take on what can go wrong in their lives with tongue-in-cheek dessert humor today with these memorable gifts! myTees
Showcase your knowledge of chemistry and biochemistry with this tee featuring the ATP molecule in ball-and-stick form. Comes with the educational, scientific saying "Adenosine Triphosphate Energy Currency For All Living Things". myTees
Wry geek humor comes alive on this tee featuring unofficial open source Java mascot Duke wielding a chainsaw, along with the truism caption for all software developers: "Programmers Know How To Hack Code". Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek metaphorical computer programmer humor with this memorable tee! No need to be an open source programmer to enjoy! myTees
Forensic scientists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid Fingerprint Of The 21st Century". myTees
Do you love the conversion of light into energy, as occurring in the chloroplasts of plants? Do you envy plants that can produce their own food? Showcase your scientific photosynthetic attitude with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis, complete with labels. No need to be a plant-lover or botanist or biologist to enjoy! Note: Photoautotrophile means a lover of any organism that derives its energy for food synthesis from light and is capable of using carbon dioxide as its principal source of carbon. myTees
No need to be an O-Chem major to know that you are "Powered By Organic Chemistry". Chemistry geek attitude is found on this biochemistry gift tee featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle). Showcase exactly what you are powered by with this science humor t-shirt! myTees
Showcase this biological truism with this detailed look at protein synthesis. Wry saying says it all: "Protein Synthesis Inside". No need to be a cell biologist to showcase how you build proteins via amino acids in the ribosome. Colorful scientific diagram complete with labels. myTees
