Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Say "Hello" with any of these gifts featuring Caesar Cipher a common substitution cipher rotated 13 steps! Memorable gifts for anyone into cryptography! myProgrammer
#cryptographer #cryptography #caesar #cipher #rotated #JigsawPuzzle
Do you know how to define jerk? Do you know about the definition of jerk in physics? In physics jerk also known as jolt surge and lurch is the rate of change of acceleration -- meaning the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Make others do a double-take with wry physics and engineering humor with any of these gifts that feature "A Definition Of Jerk" -- or rather the physics definition of jerk and its three variants! myPhysics
#physics #jerk #second #derivative #Tie
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) gifts complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific gifts for all who work with statistics! myPsychology
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry stats humor with this planner featuring linear regression on a graph along with the following stats truism saying: "We All Regress To The Mean Eventually". No need to be a statistician economist or psychologist to enjoy this statistical attitude planner! myStatistician
Are you powered by statistics? Statisticians mathematicians psychology and stats major will enjoy introduce themselves to others with a dose of wry geek humor with these business cards featuring the bell curve along with the saying "Powered By Statistics". Make everyone do a double-take on what you are powered by today! myPsychology
No need to be a physicist or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the electromagnetic spectrum. Educational scientific fun for all those who know about wavelengths! myPhysics
#spectrum #physics #TShirt
Showcase your wry geek sense of humor with this tee featuring the different components of the Higgs field including quarks leptons photons and the Higgs boson. Comes with the scientific truism saying that will make others do a double-take when discuss the subject of sub-atomic matter: "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". myPhysics
#particle #physics #quantum #matter #TShirt
Do you lack common sense? If so you'll enjoy this bandana featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) and the wry statistical attitude saying "Of Course I Lack Common Sense I Fall Well Beyond 3 Standard Deviations From The Mean". Make others do a double-take at your statistical side and guess exactly what you mean the next time you wear this bandana! myStatistician
If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use his or her brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what one should do with one's brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with these socks! myAnatomical
Make others do a double-take about life and the meaning of life during the holiday season with this anatomical humor xMas stocking featuring the endocrine glands of the gut (part of the endocrine system) along with the biological truism saying "Life Is A Matter Of Gut Feeling". Memorable educational medical and anatomical humor xMas stocking for anyone with gut feeling! myAnatomical
Do you have heart-stopping rhythm inside of you! No need to work in the medical or musical field to enjoy wry anatomical humor with this bandana featuring a medical diagram of the human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the saying "Heart-Stopping Rhythm Inside". Make others do a double-take with this anatomical heart humor bandana! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side the next time you introduce yourself with these business cards featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind". myBridgePlayer
If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor throw pillow featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this throw pillow! myAnatomical
No need to be a mathematician or geometry fan to appreciate any of these gifts featuring a Penrose tiling exhibiting five-fold symmetry. A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. myMathematician
#penrose #tiling #geometry #math #fivefold #DartboardWithDarts
Whether you are an entrepreneur or not you'll enjoy this traffic sign/transportation signage humor gift tee that says "Yield To Entrepreneurial Forces Within". Let others know that you are just following the rules of the road in life and yielding to the entrepreneurial forces inside of you! Serious entrepreneur gift tee or corporate humor gag gift -- take your pick! myWork
#entrepreneur #work #humor #attitude #TShirt
No need to be a tornado watcher to enjoy wry meteorological attitude with any of these gifts featuring vortex sound generation. Showcase your tongue-in-cheek tornado-like attitude with any of these advice warning gifts: "Warning! Vortex Sound Generated Inside". myWarning
#vortex #sound #generation #tornado #inside #CeramicOrnament
Are you powered by sugar substitutes? No need to be a chemistry major or a sugar addict to showcase steviol which is from the stevia plant with this chemical molecule mug! Says: "This Machine Is Powered By Steviol" along with the steviol molecule. Remember: derivatives of steviol are considered 250 to 300 times sweeter than sugar. Make others do a double-take about exactly what powers you! myBiochemistry
Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Great gifts for any scientist or science teacher! myBiochemistry
No need to be a physicist or atmospheric scientist to enjoy this educational definitional scientific attitude binder featuring "Atmospheric Electromagnetic Transmittance". Make others do a double-take with a dose of electromagnetism attitude with this binder for anyone who understands how our wireless world works! myEarthScience
#field #physics #physicist #3RingBinder
Showcase your wry geological time attitude with this bandana featuring the eons epochs and periods throughout Earth's history along with the saying that says it all when it comes to geological age: "Age Is Relative". Memorable bandana for any geologist earth scientist or anyone who believes that age truly is a relative phenomenon! myEarthScience
#relative #geological #Bandana
