Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Do you have bed bug nightmares? Showcase your wry psyche sense of humor with this tote bag featuring a scanning electron micrograph of Cimex lectularius the common bed bug along with the caption "Bed Bug Nightmares". No need to be affected by bed bugs or an exterminator to enjoy! myPsychology
No need to be a botanist or biochemist to understand the important of photosynthesis the process of creating energy from light. Technically photosynthesis uses carbon dioxide and water in order to produce oxygen and sugar. Make others do a double-take about the photosynthesis with this colorful scientific attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring the chemical formula for photosynthesis! myBiochemistry
Earth scientists ecologists and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is in fact where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located. myEarthScience
#know #wherethe #great #TwoToneCoffeeMug
Understand the underlying factors of global warming? Showcase wry meteorological and earth scientific humor with this jigsaw puzzle featuring El Niño and La Niña with the scientific saying: "Global Warming? Blame It On El Niño and La Niña". El Niño is a warming of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring every 4 to 12 years and causing unusual global weather patterns. An El Niño is said to occur when the trade winds that usually push warm surface water westward weaken allowing the warm water to pool as far eastward as the western coast of South America. La Niña is a cooling of the surface water of the eastern and central Pacific Ocean occurring somewhat less frequently than El Niño events but causing similar generally opposite disruptions to global weather patterns. La Niña conditions occur when the Pacific trade winds blow more strongly than usual pushing the sun-warmed surface water farther west and increasing the upwelling of cold water in the eastern regions. myEarthScience
#nina #environmental #global #warming #JigsawPuzzle
If you work with statistics all day you'll enjoy this wry statistical attitude tie featuring the normal distribution curve along with the truism caption "Summarizing Statistics". Complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores. Make others do a double-take when you try to explain statistics with educational tongue-in-cheek fun! myStatistician
Statistician will enjoy this stats humor postcard featuring statistical error summarized in a chart including Type I and Type II errors along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor postcard for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing! myStatistician
No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork
#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Postcard
Make others do a double-take on what the discipline of statistics is all about with this poster featuring a graph showing "Statistics The Taming Of Randomness". Great poster gift for any statistician or stats fan! myStatistician
You do not need to have a well-defined shoulder to enjoy this medical and anatomical humor xMas stocking that features what else "A Well-Defined Shoulder". Showcase your medical knowledge of the different parts of your shoulder with this labeled cheat sheet design! myAnatomical
No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this mousepad featuring the Freemason's cipher also known as the pigpen cipher masonic cipher or Rosicrucian cipher. Make others do a double-take over this geometric simple substitution cipher which exchanges letters for symbols that are fragments of a grid. Coders and all who enjoy cryptanalysis will enjoy! myProgrammer
#freemasons #cipher #cryptography #simple #MousePad
Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude mousepad featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology
#percent #neanderthal #geek #MousePad
Showcase your wry anatomical brain side with any of these gifts featuring an illustration of the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Brain Mindset Inside". No need to be a neurologist neurosurgeon or psychology to enjoy! myAnatomical
Showcase your wry retroviral side with this belt buckle gift featuring retrovirus replication along with the saying "Molecular Biology Frequently Go Viral". myMolecularBiology
#molecular #biologists #frequently #viral #OvalBeltBuckle
Like icosahedrons? Know about golden rectangles? Showcase the icosahedron a regular polyhedron with 20 identical equilateral triangular faces 30 edges and 12 vertices with any of these geometry gifts. The icosahedron is one of five Platonic solids and includes golden rectangles (i.e. a rectangle whose side lengths are in the golden ratio one-to-phi or approximately 1:1.618). Mathematicians know that a distinctive feature of this shape is that when a square section is removed the remainder is another golden rectangle -- one with the same proportions as the first. Educational geometric fun for all! myMathematician
#vertices #geometry #math #ratio #golden #Magnet
No need to be a molecular biologist to find humor in the following life saying about DNA: "Deoxyribonucleic Acid (DNA) What Charles Darwin Couldn't Guess What Gregor Mendel Didn't Know". Make others do a double-take with this scientific truism doormat featuring DNA replication complete with the leading strand and the lagging strand and all key labels. Educational attitude doormat for anyone who knows about DNA! myMolecularBiology
#biology #replication #genetics #Doormat
If you have a love-hate relationship with the game of bridge you'll enjoy this bridge saying notebook reflecting this fact! Featuring the four card suits along with the following warning to others about how you feel about bridge: "Warning! I Have A Love-Hate Relationship With The Game Of Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry probabilistic bridge player side with this notebook featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of sensible bridge advice with this pocket watch featuring the four card suits along with the truism saying "Winning At Bridge Requires A Common System". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy! myBridgePlayer
Duplicate bridge players who look for partners at the Partnership Desk before bridge tournaments will enjoy this binder featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying that most bridge players will agree with: "Wanted A Dependable Bridge Partner". Memorable bridge sentiment binder for any bridge player! myBridgePlayer
No need to be a fan of Greek mythology to view today's world as a labyrinth of sorts. Showcase your wry attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring a labyrinth (maze / puzzle) along with the saying "Lost In A Labyrinth". Note: The labyrinth is relatively easy to get out of. Great psyche fun for all! myPsychology
