Corporate Restructuring Ahead Yellow Diamond Sign Socks

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Has your position been outsourced? Has your department been reorganized or dissolved? Showcase your wry sense of corporate humor with this pair of socks featuring the diamond yellow warning sign along with the saying "Corporate Restructuring Ahead". Includes chainsaw picture on the sign. No need to work in mergers and acquisitions to enjoy! Perfect geek humor pair of socks for anyone who has had one's position restructured or who works in a dynamic ever-changing industry! myPsychology

How Long Is The Half-Life Of Knowledge Your Field? Napkins

Ad: How Long Is The Half-Life Of Knowledge Your Field? Napkins

No matter what discipline you study and/or work in you'll enjoy this paper napkin featuring the warning radioactive sign along with the following query: "How Long Is The Half-Life Of Knowledge In Your Field?" Make others do a double-take with regard to how knowledge decays rather quickly in the information age with this signage attitude paper napkin at your next event or gathering! myPhysics

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Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Trivet

Ad: Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Trivet

If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor trivet featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this trivet! myPsychology

Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics T-Shirt

Ad: Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics T-Shirt

Do you know about the twelve founding schools of thermodynamics? Showcase your educational side with any of these gifts featuring the "Twelve Founding Schools Of Thermodynamics". Historians and physicists will enjoy reviewing the accomplishments and contributions of the various schools of thought to the discipline of thermodynamics with these timeless scientific history gifts! myPhysics

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Coffee Mug

Ad: Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Coffee Mug

Biochemistry is a part of us whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day! myBiochemistry

Earthquakes Do Not Affect Earth's Inner Core Classic Round Sticker

Ad: Earthquakes Do Not Affect Earth's Inner Core Classic Round Sticker

Do you realize that earthquakes do not affect Earth's inner core? Showcase your knowledge of earth science and earthquakes with a dose of geological attitude with this educational design showcasing P-waves and S-waves on these memorable gifts featuring the scientific saying "Earthquakes Do Not Affect Earth's Inner Core". Make others do a double-take on your knowledge of earthquakes! Perfect gifts for budding and experienced seismologists! myEarthScience

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Escape From Present Walk Along Geological Time T-Shirt

Ad: Escape From Present Walk Along Geological Time T-Shirt

No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy any of these scientific gifts featuring a history of the Earth through geological time. Comes with the wry saying: "If You Need An Escape From The Present Take A Walk Along The Spiral Of Geological Time". Memorable gifts for all those who think about geological time and Earth's history! myEarthScience

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Just Having Linear Thoughts (Stats Humor) Coffee Mug

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If you are familiar with regression and linear regression techniques you'll enjoy wry stats humor with any of these gifts featuring a graph along with the statistical truism "Just Having Linear Thoughts". No need to be mathematician statistician or psychologist to enjoy! myStatistician

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Round Clock

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork

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Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer Fabric

Ad: Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer Fabric

Feminine geek attitude is alive and well on this fabric featuring Ada Lovelace World's First Computer Programmer. You'll enjoy making crafts and do-it-yourself projects with this Ada Lovelace fabric! myProgrammer

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COBOL Cumbersome Outdated Badly Organized Language T-Shirt

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If you are familiar with the programming language COBOL you'll enjoy any of these retro 1970s computer geek gifts featuring an infamous acronym for COBOL: "Completely Outdated Badly Organized Language". No need to be a computer scientist or programmer to enjoy any of these ancient programming language truism saying gifts today! myProgrammer

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What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor T-Shirt

Ad: What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor T-Shirt

Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with this limit featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude today! No need to be a mathematician or math major to enjoy. myMathematician

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Reap The Rewards Of Fresh Air Breathe Deeply Lungs Face Shield

Ad: Reap The Rewards Of Fresh Air Breathe Deeply Lungs Face Shield

Showcase your anatomical attitude with a dose of inspirational scientific biological fun with this face shield featuring the details of the respiratory system complete with lungs and alveoli along with the following truism saying: "Reap The Rewards Of Fresh Air Breathe Deeply". Make others do a double-take with a dose of fresh air health and wellness attitude today with this face shield! Sound advice for anyone who breathes! myAnatomical

Morphogenesis Inside Drosophila Fruit Fly Genes Planner

Ad: Morphogenesis Inside Drosophila Fruit Fly Genes Planner

No need to be a molecular biology to enjoy wry scientific educational attitude with this planner featuring the homeobox genes of a fruit fly along with the saying "Morphogenesis Inside". For the record a homeobox is a DNA sequence found within genes that are involved in the regulation of patterns of development (morphogenesis) in organisms. Make others do a double-take with tongue-in-cheek biological humor with this planner! Memorable planner for anyone still developing and changing -- whether one's ideas or oneself. myMolecularBiology

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The Golden Ratio (Mathematical Ratio) T-Shirt

Ad: The Golden Ratio (Mathematical Ratio) T-Shirt

Showcase your mathematical knowledge with this classic "The Golden Ratio" gift tee. Educational math attitude gift tee that is perfect for all those who love thinking in terms of proportions. No need to be interested in how the ancients used or defined the Golden Ratio to enjoy! myMathematician

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Winning At Bridge Often A Matter Of Distribution Face Mask

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Bridge players will enjoy this bridge / duplicate bridge humor cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the truism saying "Winning At Bridge Is Often A Matter Of Distribution". Make others do a double-take on the subject of hand distribution of cards and how important card suit distribution is in the game of bridge with a dose of matter-of-fact bridge attitude the next time you wear this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

Duplicate Bridge Players Know Count In Many Ways Face Mask

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If you play duplicate bridge then you surely must know how to count your cards in several different ways everything from counting your winners losers and what cards your bridge partner may hold. Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits (spade heart club diamond) along with the bridge truism saying "Duplicate Bridge Players Know How To Count In Many Ways"! Memorable bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask for any avid duplicate bridge player! myBridgePlayer

Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside (Volcanology) T-Shirt

No need to have a temper to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring the saying "Warning! Pyroclastic Flows Inside". Includes a picture of pyroclastic flows sweeping down the flanks of Mayon Volcano Philippines in 1984. Pyroclastic flows are fast-moving currents of hot gas and rock (collectively known as tephra) which travel away from the volcano after an explosive eruption at speeds generally as great as 700 km/h (450 mph. )Earth scientists geologists seismologist volcanologists and anyone who has a temper will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek geological humor gifts that will keep everyone guessing what exactly you are referring to! myWarning

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What Stage Of Sleep Are You In? Pocket Watch

Ad: What Stage Of Sleep Are You In? Pocket Watch

In the medical field during Stage 2 of sleep no eye movement occurs and dreaming is very rare. EEG recordings tend to show characteristic "sleep spindles" and "K-complexes" during this stag. Showcase your wry health and medical sense of humor with this pocket watch featuring Stage 2 of sleep along with the ubiquitous query: "What Stage Of Sleep Are You In?" Memorable query pocket watch for anyone who pulls too many late-nighters! myPsychology

Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Moth Or Faces? (Optical Illusion Black White) Jigsaw Puzzle

Showcase your optical illusion side with any of these gifts featuring the optical illusion of "Moth Or Faces?" You decide exactly which picture you're looking at! Psychological gestalt phenomenon in perspective for all who view both moth and faces. myPsychology