Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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In the world of statistics mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician! myStatistician

Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Wrist Watch

Ad: Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) Wrist Watch

Showcase your wry biochemical side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following geek humor advice for all who know about photosynthesis: "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". myBiochemistry

Wanted A New Brain Anatomical Brain Humor Fabric

Ad: Wanted A New Brain Anatomical Brain Humor Fabric

Showcase your wry anatomical medical geek humor attitude when you create with this fabric featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wanted A New Brain". myAnatomical

Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant Planner

Ad: Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant Planner

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take about what your day is like: "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant". Medical geek humor at its best! No need to work in the psychological or medical profession to enjoy! myPsychology

Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant Bandana

Ad: Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant Bandana

Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with this bandana featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take about what your day is like: "Some Days I Feel I Need A Brain Transplant". Medical geek humor at its best! No need to work in the psychological or medical profession to enjoy! myPsychology

No Matter What You Say Attitude Toward Physics T-Shirt

Ad: No Matter What You Say Attitude Toward Physics T-Shirt

Physicists and physics majors alike will enjoy this mass spring damper design with hilarious saying: "No Matter What You Say You Cannot Dampen My Attitude Toward Physics". Illustrate and explain the physical properties of a mass spring damper with this wry scientific humor gift tee! myPhysics

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Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative Scarf

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No need to think outside of the box to enjoy this quantum mechanics / quantum physics saying featuring the subject of entanglement with Schrödinger's Cat. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this scarf featuring the Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics along with the following saying: "Quantum Mechanics Proof That Life Is Relative When You Think Within The Box". Classic geek humor scarf for anyone who thinks both within the box (within a discipline) and outside of the box! myPhysics

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Encrypted (Adventure Of The Dancing Men Cipher) Card

Ad: Encrypted (Adventure Of The Dancing Men Cipher) Card

No need to be a cryptographer or to be cryptic to enjoy this cryptography gift tee featuring Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's cipher from the Sherlock Holmes story The Adventure of the Dancing Men. Let others know that you are "Encrypted" with symbolic wry cryptic humor gifts. Memorable gifts for computer programmers or anyone who decodes! myProgrammer

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Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Doormat

Ad: Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Doormat

Showcase your brainy sense of humor with this door mat featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that operates as a parody on the Occupy Movement: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". No need to be a teacher or philosopher to enjoy educational scientific humor with this doormat! myPsychology

Which Universe Do You Live In? Astrophysics Metal Lunch Box

Ad: Which Universe Do You Live In? Astrophysics Metal Lunch Box

No need to be a physics major physicist or astrophysicist to enjoy this design that asks "Which Universe Do You Live In?" Featuring three different types of universes postulated to exist. Showcase your philosophical geek sense of humor side with this existential scientific saying metal lunch box about which universe we truly live in! myPhysics

#universe #query #physics #physicist #black #MetalLunchBox

Take A Detour From The Ordinary Play Bridge Advice Fabric

Ad: Take A Detour From The Ordinary Play Bridge Advice Fabric

Bridge players of all ages and skill levels will enjoy creating with this bridge saying fabric featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Take A Detour From The Ordinary Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice with this fabric! myBridgePlayer

Apply Yourself Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Mouse Pad

Ad: Apply Yourself Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Mouse Pad

Showcase the bell curve with a wry dose of educational humor on any of these gifts that feature the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve and the Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek stats advice saying: "Apply Yourself Think Statistics". Includes percentages under the curve. No need to be a statistician or stats teacher to enjoy any of these timeless and inspirational statistics humor gifts! myStatistician

Use It Or Lose It Anatomical Brain Advice Humor Serving Tray

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If you've ever encountered anyone who does not use their brain you'll enjoy this apropos tongue-in-cheek brain anatomy humor serving tray featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Use It Or Lose It". Make others do a double-take about what they should do with their brain with a dose of medical anatomical sound advice attitude with this serving tray! myAnatomical

Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Bandana

Ad: Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi (Pi Pie) Bandana

Are you constantly hungry for pi? Hungry pi fans and mathematicians will enjoy wry pi on a pie humor with this bandana featuring the following saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Tasty Matter Of Pi". No need to wait until March 14th rolls around to enjoy this scrumptious pi fan bandana! myMathematician

#life #nothing #Bandana

Play Of The Hand Develops Watch How Odds Change Napkins

Ad: Play Of The Hand Develops Watch How Odds Change Napkins

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this paper napkin featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge observation: "As The Play Of The Hand Develops Watch How The Odds Change". No need to be an avid bridge player or bridge teacher to enjoy this bridge truism saying paper napkin. myBridgePlayer

Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Slip-On Sneakers

No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring a diagram of a human heart from a vintage Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomical

Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge Card Suits Napkins

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Bridge players will enjoy this paper napkin featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Be The Life Of The Party Play Bridge". Memorable paper napkin for any avid bridge player who represents the life of the party! myBridgePlayer

Eye Dream Anatomical Human Eyeball Humor 3 Ring Binder

Ad: Eye Dream Anatomical Human Eyeball Humor 3 Ring Binder

Do you dream a lot? No need to be an ophthalmologist to enjoy wry anatomical eye humor with this binder featuring all key parts of the human eye along with the following saying: "Eye (I) Dream". Make others do a double-take at what you dream about with a dose of selfish eyeball attitude today with this binder! myAnatomical

Penrose Tiling Five-Fold Symmetry 3 Ring Binder

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A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. Showcase your Penrose tiling sense of style with this binder featuring reflection symmetry and fivefold rotational symmetry. Perfect binder for any mathematician or physicist with an aperiodic sense of style! myMathematician

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I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Humor Face Mask

Ad: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In Y Humor Face Mask

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: I Only Play Bridge On Days That End In "Y". Great bridge saying cotton/polyester face mask for any avid bridge player! myBridgePlayer