Sunday, March 13, 2022

I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite Socks


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Geology humor is alive and well on this pair of socks featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on the saying "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myEarthScience

#igneous #dont #take #Socks

Subduction Leads To Orogeny Plate Tectonics Humor Socks


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Geologists seismologists and earth scientists will appreciate this pair of socks featuring three different plate boundaries along with the following geological / plate tectonic saying: "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make everyone do a double-take on the origin of mountain-building today! myEarthScience

#subduction #leads #orogeny #Socks

Spicy DNA Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Notebook


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Do you like spicy foods? Scientists believe that there is a gene or two which codes for an ability to sense spicy foods. Showcase your wry genetic / molecular biology sense of humor with this DNA replication notebook featuring the saying "Spicy DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take on what foods you like to eat and reason why you like spicy foods today! myMolecularBiology

#spicy #inside #genes #Notebook

Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life (Mature RNA) Round Clock


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Wry molecular biology attitude is alive and well on any of these biotechnology gifts featuring introns exons and the making of mature RNA. Comes with the truism saying for all who know about the splicing of life: "Biotechnology The Splicing Of Life". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific biological attitude today! myMolecularBiology

#splicing #mature #RoundClock

Do Not Disturb Brain At Work Anatomical Advice Face Shield

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If your brain is constantly working you'll enjoy this face shield featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take before communicating with you: "Do Not Disturb Brain At Work". Classic anatomical geek humor face shield for anyone with a brain and does not want to be disturbed! myAnatomical

Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow Brain Towel

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Educational scientific anatomical attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the Circle of Willis the structure of arteries that provide blood flow to the brain. Make others do a double-take with a dose of circulatory attitude with any of these gifts featuring "Circle Of Willis Providing Proper Blood Flow To The Brain". myAnatomical

Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Socks

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Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this pair of socks featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today! myPsychology

This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin T-Shirt

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Are you powered by nitroglycerin? If you've had some heart problems and/or know someone who is having heart problems and is taking nitroglycerin you'll enjoy this chemistry humor gift tee! Featuring the nitroglycerin chemical molecule along with the wry scientific saying that should get other people's attention: "This Machine Is Powered By Nitroglycerin"! myBiochemistry

History Of Earth Geological Timeline Bandana


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If you think about how long Earth has been in existence you'll enjoy this earth science geological time clock bandana featuring "History Of Earth" -- from more than 4 billions years ago to the present. Make others do a double-take about how long Earth has supported life with this educational scientific attitude bandana! myEarthScience

#history #earth #geological #timeline #Bandana

The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth Blue Marble Earth Planner


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Showcase your wry intelligent geek sense of humor with this planner featuring the infamous Blue Marble Earth picture taken from outer space along with the following truism saying: "The Geek Shall Inherit The Earth". Make everyone do a double-take on what is to yet to come with a dose of existential geek humor today! myEarthScience

#geek #shall #inherit #earth #Planner

Do You Know Where You Are On Earth's Crust? Face Mask


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Showcase your knowledge of the elevation of the Earth with this earth science cotton/polyester face mask featuring an elevation histogram of the Earth's crust. Comes with the following scientific query: "Do You Know Where You Are On Earth's Crust?" Make others do a double-take about their elevation level on Earth wherever they are with this geek attitude face mask! myEarthScience

#elevation #earths #crust #trench #FaceMask

Always Test Your Hypothesis Bell Curve Humor Planner

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Statisticians and psychologists will enjoy this planner featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve) along with the caption that provides sound advice for those who work with stats: "Always Test Your Hypothesis". myStatistician

Who Said That I Was Normal? Bell Curve Geek Humor 3 Ring Binder

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Make others do a double-take with this 3 ring binder that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) complete with percentages. Educational humor binder for anyone -- no need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistician

Statistics Art Science Of Formalizing Intuitive Mouse Pad

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Bell curve attitude is alive and well on this mousepad featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Statistics - The Art & Science Of Formalizing The Intuitive". No need to be a psychologist or statistician or mathematician to enjoy! Memorable stats humor mousepad for anyone who knows about the discipline of statistics! myStatistician

Life Thought How Correlated Are You With World Planner

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Showcase your wry statistical side with this planner featuring various correlations and their corresponding correlation coefficients along with the following existential stats query: "In Life & Thought How Correlated Are You With The Rest Of The World?" Do a double-take on the subject of correlation with a dose of statistical attitude today with this planner! myStatistician

Hard Work Is In My DNA Molecular Biology Humor Fleece Blanket

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Showcase your wry DNA replication sense of humor with this fleece blanket featuring the saying "Hard Work Is In My DNA". Make others do a double-take about where you get your hard worker nature from with a dose of genetics attitude today with this fleece blanket! myWork

#hard #work #FleeceBlanket

Occupy Your Heart With Happiness Anatomical Humor Trivet

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No need to be a cardiologist to enjoy this trivet featuring a diagram of a human heart from Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Occupy Your Heart With Happiness". Sound advice that's straight from the heart -- no pun intended! myAnatomical

Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer Entomology Drawstring Bag

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No need to be an entomologist or biologist to enjoy this ant anatomy geek humor drawstring bag with the saying "Anatomy Of Nature's Finest Engineer". Includes all key labels of the various parts of a worker ant. Make others do a double-take with a dose of biological scientific humor with this entomological saying drawstring backpack! myAnatomical

A Well-Defined Shoulder Anatomical Attitude Planner

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You do not need to have a well-defined shoulder to enjoy this medical and anatomical humor planner that features what else "A Well-Defined Shoulder". Showcase your medical knowledge of the different parts of your shoulder with this labeled cheat sheet planner! myAnatomical

Driven DNA Inside DNA Replication Genetics Humor Bath Mat


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Showcase your driven side with a dose of wry DNA / genetic attitude with this bath mat featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Driven DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at the genetic origins of your driven behavior the next time you step into or out of the bathtub or shower with this bathmat! myMolecularBiology

#genes #words #unwords #BathMat