Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Bandana

Ad: Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Bandana

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you wear this bandana featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take on how you look: "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Educational geek humor bandana for anyone who feels flat-lined from time to time and is in need to an electroshock! myHeartbeat

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Signs Of Life Inside (Electrocardiogram Heartbeat) Silver Plated Necklace

Ad: Signs Of Life Inside (Electrocardiogram Heartbeat) Silver Plated Necklace

Showcase your wry geek sense of humor when you wear this necklace featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram as well as the truism saying "Signs Of Life Inside". Memorable medical humor necklace for anyone with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat

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Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Face Mask

Ad: Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food 4 Card Suits Face Mask

Duplicate bridge players hungry for bridge will enjoy this wry bridge humor polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Will Play Duplicate Bridge For Food". Make others do a double-take with a dose of bridge attitude at your next bridge game with this memorable bridge saying polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Physics Humor Planner

Ad: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Physics Humor Planner

Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this planner featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" Memorable existential geek humor planner for anyone with an uncertain view of the world! myPhysics

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Inefficient Working Body Located Inside Physics Face Shield

Ad: Inefficient Working Body Located Inside Physics Face Shield

Featuring the Carnot heat engine which is often used to illustrate the Second Law of Thermodynamics showcase your wry and witty thermodynamic sense of humor with this face shield with the saying "Inefficient Working Body Located Inside". Face shield for anyone who is lazy or who knows about the physics of work! myPhysics

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Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Round Clock

Ad: Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts? Brain Round Clock

Showcase your wry brainy and conscientious side with a dose of conscience with any of these anatomical gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following ponderous query: "Are You Greater Than The Sum Of Your Parts?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of intelligent reflective fun today! myPsychology

Just Trust Me Oxytocin Chemical Molecule Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Just Trust Me Oxytocin Chemical Molecule Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Let your wry biochemical side shine with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the chemical structure of oxytocin the mammalian hormone responsible for social bonding and trust along with the following truism saying: "Just Trust Me". Classic biochemistry geek humor slip-on sneakers for anyone who desires to be trusted! myBiochemistry

Happiness Molecule Inside Serotonin Chemistry Planner

Ad: Happiness Molecule Inside Serotonin Chemistry Planner

Showcase your wry and inspirational chemical side with this planner featuring the ball-and-stick model of the serotonin chemical molecule along with the saying "Happiness Molecule Inside". Serotonin is often called the "happiness molecule" because it influences one's mood. myBiochemistry

Just Trust Me Oxytocin Mammalian Hormone Humor Planner

Ad: Just Trust Me Oxytocin Mammalian Hormone Humor Planner

Let your wry biochemical side shine with this planner featuring the chemical structure of oxytocin the mammalian hormone responsible for social bonding and trust along with the following truism saying: "Just Trust Me". Classic biochemistry geek humor planner for anyone who desires to be trusted! myBiochemistry

Support The Laramide Revolution (Geological Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Support The Laramide Revolution (Geological Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Earth scientists and geologists who have studied the formation of the Rockies (Rocky Mountains in the Western Hemisphere) will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek geological logo mug featuring the Laramide orogeny along with the saying "Support The Laramide Revolution It Helped Formed The Rockies". Educational plate tectonic attitude for all who study mountain building processes! myEarthScience

#helped #form #rockies #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Life Is A Matter Of Convection Earth Science Mouse Pad

Ad: Life Is A Matter Of Convection Earth Science Mouse Pad

No need to be an earth scientist to enjoy wry geological humor this educational scientific mousepad featuring the proposed convection system under the Earth's crust. Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek science humor with this mousepad with the word-play saying "Life Is A Matter Of Convection". Plate tectonics attitude mousepad for anyone with conviction on how the Earth works underneath its surface! myEarthScience

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Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing Margarita Drink Mix

Ad: Unleash Your Statistical Self Hypothesis Testing Margarita Drink Mix

Statistician will enjoy this stats humor drink mix featuring statistical error summarized in a chart including Type I and Type II errors along with the geek humor saying: "Unleash Your Statistical Self Do Hypothesis Testing". Memorable stats humor drink mix for any statistician or anyone who engages in hypothesis testing! myStatistician

Probabilistic Thinker Inside Normal Distribution Bandana

Ad: Probabilistic Thinker Inside Normal Distribution Bandana

Do you think in terms of probabilities? Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this bandana featuring a bell curve (normal distribution curve) complete with percentages under the curve and Z-scores and t-scores along with the saying that says it all: "Probabilistic Thinker Inside". Educational geek attitude bandana for anyone who thinks in terms of probabilities all the time! myStatistician

Doing It All Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Jigsaw Puzzle

Ad: Doing It All Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Jigsaw Puzzle

Showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with this educational scientific jigsaw puzzle featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Doing It All Is In My DNA". Memorable geek humor puzzle for anyone who feels compelled to do it all! myWork

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Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

Ad: Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with this throw pillow featuring the bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". myStatistician

Embrace Your Normal Self Bell Curve Humor Scarf

Ad: Embrace Your Normal Self Bell Curve Humor Scarf

No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry statistical humor with this scarf featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Your Normal Self". Classic geek humor scarf for anyone who embraces one's own normal self with a dose of psychological statistical attitude style! myStatistician

Warmest Wishes This Season At Holliday Junction Teapot

Ad: Warmest Wishes This Season At Holliday Junction Teapot

No need to celebrate the holiday season with any of these wry word-play molecular biology gifts featuring Holliday junction a mobile junction between four strands of DNA. Named after Robin Holliday in 1964 to account for a particular type of exchange of genetic information he observed in yeast known as homologous recombination Holliday junctions are highly conserved structures. Word play on the word "holiday". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational scientific colorful gifts with a dose of tongue-in-cheek double-entendre geek humor! myMolecularBiology

#holliday #junction #warmest #wishes #this #Teapot

Got Any Viral Infections? Medical Anatomical Humor Notebook

Ad: Got Any Viral Infections? Medical Anatomical Humor Notebook

Those who work in the field of medicine and healthcare will enjoy this notebook featuring a list of viral infections along with the following query "Got Any Viral Infections?" Educational scientific notebook for anyone who thinks about the viral infections that affect humans! myAnatomical

Got Any Viral Infections? Medical Anatomical Humor Round Clock

Ad: Got Any Viral Infections? Medical Anatomical Humor Round Clock

Those who work in the field of medicine and healthcare will enjoy this clock featuring a list of viral infections along with the following query "Got Any Viral Infections?" Educational scientific clock for anyone who thinks about the viral infections that affect humans! myAnatomical

Platonic Solids As Derived From The Fruit Of Life Neck Tie

Ad: Platonic Solids As Derived From The Fruit Of Life Neck Tie

No need to be a mathematician or a spiritual person to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the various "Platonic Solids As Derived From The Fruit Of Life". Included are the 5 Platonic solids known as tetrahedron hexahedron octahedron dodecahedron and icosahedron along with Metatron's Cube in comparison. In geometry a Platonic solid is a convex polyhedron that is regular in the sense of a regular polygon. Specifically the faces of a Platonic solid are congruent regular polygons with the same number of faces meeting at each vertex; thus all its edges are congruent as are its vertices and angles. Throughout the ages sacred geometry has been used in the planning and construction of religious structures and religious art. Make others do a double-take regarding all of the five platonic solids with any of these memorable "Platonic Solids As Derived From The Fruit Of Life" gifts! myMathematician

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