Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
No need to be a statistician to enjoy wry statistical humor with this planner featuring the normal distribution curve (bell curve Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Memorable stats attitude planner for anyone who engages in hypothesis testing and knows that one is statistically significant! myStatistician
Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude binder featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myProgrammer
#molecular #biologist #software #engineer #words #3RingBinder
Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake doughnut and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer
#will #code #food #android #MousePad
No need to work in the medical field to enjoy wry geek anatomical heart humor with this clock featuring a diagram of a human heart from the medical textbook Gray's Anatomy along with the truism saying "Just Showing You My Heart". Make everyone do a double-take at what you mean with this heart anatomy clock! myAnatomical
Mathematicians and math majors will enjoy this matchbox featuring Carl Gauss's formula to quickly add all the numbers from 1 to n. Includes the title "Just A Summation". myMathematician
#math #equation #formula #just #Matchboxes
Face it - we are all coded for life. No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this notebook featuring DNA replication along with the following biological truism saying: "Coded For Life". myMolecularBiology
#coded #life #Notebook
Avid bridge players / duplicate bridge players who believe that communication in bridge is a science will enjoy this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the saying "The Science Of Bridge Is Found In The Play Of The Hand". Do a double-take at what the game of bridge is all about the next time you create with this bridge saying fabric! myBridgePlayer
Do you think that there's "tulip mania" in the stock market today? Showcase your wry economic bubble sense of humor with this face shield featuring Jan Brueghel the Younger's "Satire On Tulipmania" circa 1640. The infamous painting depicts monkeys in 17th century Dutch clothes and represents a satirical commentary on brainless speculators during the time of the economic bubble which focused on rare tulip bulbs. From the left one monkey points to flowering tulips with another holds up a tulip and a moneybag. Monkeys are depicted in partaking in a lavish business dinner. The monkey at left with a sword to indicate upper class status has a list of rare tulips; one monkey in the back sits astride in a horse. One monkey in the mid-foreground draws up a bill of sale. The monkeys at the right depict the denouement of the mania with one monkey urinating on the now worthless tulips while fellow speculators in debt are brought before the magistrate or weeping on the dock. In the background of the painting a speculator is carried to a grave. Brueghel's masterful depiction of Tulipmania lies in ridiculing tulip speculators as brainless monkeys with tulip speculation as part of a transitory existence from start to finish. Included in this design are the following words of wisdom for modern day speculators and investors: "Beware Tulip Mania It Will Happen Again." myEconomics
#tulipmania #brueghel #younger #FaceShield
Showcase your wry bridge player side with any of these bridge attitude featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Game Of Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry economics side with this polyester face mask that includes the supply-and-demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for anyone who is happy and in equilibrium! No need to be an economist or econ major to enjoy tongue-in-cheek social science humor with this polyester face mask. myEconomics
#happiness #supply #demand #curve #FaceMask
Keep fellow duplicate bridge players guessing at what you mean with this bridge saying notebook featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge observation: "Duplicate Bridge Is A Cathartic Game". No need to be religious about the game of duplicate bridge to enjoy! myBridgePlayer
No need to be a doctor or lab technician to enjoy any of these wry medical humor gifts featuring what a normal heartbeat looks like on an electrocardiogram (ECG or EKG). Make others do a double-take today on the "Normal Heartbeat Inside" with a dose of educational attitude! myHeartbeat
#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #words #Button
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry bridge attitude with this drawstring bag featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Bridge Is My Religion". Memorable bridge humor drawstring backpack for any bridge player who religiously plays the game of bridge! myBridgePlayer
Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice that any avid bridge player can agree with: "Take Time To Play Bridge". myBridgePlayer
Are you powered by statistics? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) cotton/polyester face mask complete with percentages and the stats truism saying "Powered By Statistics". No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! Memorable educational scientific cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who works with statistics! myPsychology
Is there a nuclear reactor inside of you? No need to be a nuclear physicist -- although it helps -- to enjoy any of these wry technology diagram featuring the inputs and outputs of a nuclear power reactor along with the saying "Warning! Reactor Inside". Sound advice for anyone who just keeps humming along! Memorable tongue-in-cheek for anyone who works in nuclear power industry! myWarning
#nuclear #reactor #radioactive #geek #warning #WaterBottle
Showcase your wry anatomical sense of style the next time you take a nap with this medical psyche throw pillow featuring the different parts of the human brain long with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". Memorable throw pillow for anyone who has just awakened! myPsychology
Showcase your wry statistical side with this bell curve attitude pair of socks featuring the normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Have A Sixth Sense For Statistics". Great stats advice pair of socks for any statistician! myStatistician
Showcase your wry statistical side with this pair of socks featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following stats truism saying: "Statistics A Discipline Where Truth Is A Probability Play". No need to be a statistician or student of statistics to enjoy! myStatistician
Showcase wry active transport humor with this doormat featuring the sodium-potassium pump and the life saying "Happiness In Life Depends Upon Having A Balanced Gradient". Make others do a double-take on the concept of balanced gradient in life with this educational science humor door mat featuring active transport! myBiochemistry
