Think Probabilities Not Possibilities Statistics Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Think Probabilities Not Possibilities Statistics Slip-On Sneakers

Showcase wry educational stats humor with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Think Probabilities Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological pair of slip-on sneakers for any realist who understands how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities! myPsychology

Reorganization Of Life Ahead Yellow Warning Sign Face Mask

Ad: Reorganization Of Life Ahead Yellow Warning Sign Face Mask

Do you need to reorganize your life? Showcase your wry warning sign sense of humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the following saying: "Reorganization Of Life Ahead". Memorable geek humor signage cotton/polyester face mask for anyone who needs to reorganize his or her life and desire to warn others about it! Includes generic desktop computer logo as an icon for organization. myPsychology

Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside Brain Humor Margarita Drink Mix

Ad: Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside Brain Humor Margarita Drink Mix

If you feel fragmented and confused at the end of the day you'll enjoy this wry anatomical geek humor drink mix featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". myPsychology

Live An Examined Life Advice Compound Microscope Face Mask

Ad: Live An Examined Life Advice Compound Microscope Face Mask

No need to be a psychologist microbiologist or scientist to enjoy wry scientific attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a compound microscope along with the saying that every scientist can agree with: "Live An Examined Life". With apologies to Plato and those who know that the unexamined life is not worth living! myPsychology

Warning! Polymath Inside (Brain Anatomy Logo) T-Shirt

Ad: Warning! Polymath Inside (Brain Anatomy Logo) T-Shirt

Are you a polymath? Showcase your wry psychological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring an anatomical human brain along with the following advice to others: "Warning! Polymath Inside". Make others do a double-take at all of the subjects that you know about with a dose of psychological humor today! myWarning

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It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Neuron Bandana

Ad: It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now Neuron Bandana

Showcase your wry neuron / synapse sense of humor with this educational scientific bandana featuring a neuron / synapse along with the saying "It's Not Worth A Synapse To Worry Right Now". Make others do a double-take with a dose of geek humor advice the next time you wear this bandana! myPsychology

I Am 99.7% Confident Fall Within 3 Standard Dev Wood Wall Art

Ad: I Am 99.7% Confident Fall Within 3 Standard Dev Wood Wall Art

Showcase your knowledge of statistics and standard deviation with a dose of educational stats humor with this made-to-order wood canvas featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "I Am 99.7% Confident That I Fall Within Three Standard Deviations From The Mean". Memorable statistical attitude wood canvas for anyone who falls within three standard deviations from the mean! myStatistician

Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This Coffee Mug

Ad: Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This Coffee Mug

Social scientific attitude is alive and well on this mug featuring linear least squares (i.e. linear regression) on a graph along with the social science truism "Unfortunately Institutional Behavior Does Not Look Like This". Make others do a double-take on how institutions truly are with this memorable statistics humor mug today! myStatistician

Do Not Blame The Messenger For The Message Apron

Ad: Do Not Blame The Messenger For The Message Apron

Showcase your wry biochemistry side with this all-over print apron featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism saying "Do Not Blame The Messenger For The Message". Educational scientific linguistic humor apron for anyone who knows about DNA RNA and protein synthesis! myBiochemistry

Mental Firewall Inside Anatomical Brain Bandana

Ad: Mental Firewall Inside Anatomical Brain Bandana

Is there a mental firewall inside of you? Showcase your geek sense of humor with this bandana featuring an illustration of all parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take about what lies within: "Mental Firewall Inside". myAnatomical

Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Fabric

Ad: Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock? EKG ECG Fabric

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor the next time you create with this fabric featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram (ECG / EKG) along with the following rhetorical question that will make others do a double-take on how you look: "Do I Look Like I Need An Electroshock?" Educational geek humor fabric for anyone who feels flat-lined from time to time and is in need to an electroshock! myHeartbeat

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Card

Ad: I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Card

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #words #unwords #Card

Sweet Genes Inside DNA Replication Humor T-Shirt

Ad: Sweet Genes Inside DNA Replication Humor T-Shirt

Make others do a double-take with a dose of sweet scientific humor with this tee featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying "Sweet Genes Inside". Memorable t-shirt gift for anyone with a sweet tooth or a sweet personality! myMolecularBiology

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Baby T-Shirt

Ad: Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Baby T-Shirt

No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts labeled and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today! myMolecularBiology

#biotechnology #genes #BabyTShirt

Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Face Shield

Ad: Normality Eludes Me (Bell Curve Humor) Face Shield

Showcase the Gaussian distribution (normal distribution curve) with this bell curve attitude design that says "Normality Eludes Me". Makes others do a double-take with this stats humor face shield. Includes percentages under the bell curve. No need to be a statistician to enjoy. Face shield for anyone who understands the concept of the normal distribution in the world of statistics! myPsychology

Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle (Ecology) T-Shirt

Ad: Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle (Ecology) T-Shirt

Ecologists and aquarium fans will enjoy this tee featuring an "Aquarium Nitrogen Cycle". Make others do a double-take about what happens in an aquarium with a dose of educational scientific style today! myEcology

Just Call Me Paranormal (Zener Cards) Dartboard With Darts

Ad: Just Call Me Paranormal (Zener Cards) Dartboard With Darts

Are you hyperaware? Do you have extrasensory perception? You'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring Zener cards along with the saying "Just Call Me Paranormal". Classic psychology humor gifts for the ultra-sensitive! myPsychology

J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Adult Apron

Ad: J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Adult Apron

Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons! myPhysics

#robert #oppenheimer #bhagavad #AdultApron

Caesar Cipher Rotated 13 Steps Cryptography T-Shirt

Ad: Caesar Cipher Rotated 13 Steps Cryptography T-Shirt

No need to be a cryptographer to enjoy this tee featuring the Caesar cipher rotated 13 steps. Code your language and your lettering so that no one but those who are supposed to know will understand your message with this cipher t-shirt! Includes decoded cipher for "hello". myProgrammer

#cryptographer #cryptography #caesar #cipher #rotated #TShirt

Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? T-Shirt

Ad: Emergence Do You See A Dalmatian? T-Shirt

No need to be majoring in psychology to enjoy any of these optical illusion gifts featuring the principle of emergence. Design says: "Emergence - Do You See A Dalmatian?" Psyche attitude gifts for all who can see a dalmatian amongst the black and white spots! myPsychology