Wednesday, February 16, 2022

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Mouse Pad


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No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #MousePad

Tuesday, February 15, 2022

Think Epigenetics! (Cross Out DNA Replication) Round Clock


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DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology design featuring DNA replication along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" Clock with wry scientific attitude for anyone who understands that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for all those who know about evolution! myMolecularBiology

#environmental #genetics #genes #epigenetics #molecular #RoundClock

Awakened Brain Inside Brain Anatomy Geek Humor Trivet

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Showcase your wry brain sense of humor with this trivet featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Awakened Brain Inside". No need to be a neuroscientist or psychologist to enjoy! myPsychology

Creative Interconnectedness Inside Brain Face Mask

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Are you a creative person? Showcase this fact with this brain anatomy polyester face mask featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Creative Interconnectedness Inside". myPsychology

Do You Know Where Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies T-Shirt

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Earth scientists ecologists and oceanographers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the different Pacific Ocean gyres (from the ocean currents) along with the following query: "Do You Know Where The Great Pacific Garbage Patch Lies?" Featuring the convergence zone in the Pacific Ocean -- which is in fact where the Great Pacific Garbage Patch lies. Showcase your knowledge of the ocean currents in the Pacific Ocean with a dose of wry scientific environmental attitude today! Memorable gifts for any environmentalist into marine debris -- how it accumulates and where it is located. myEcology

COBOL Compiles Only Because Of Luck Baby T-Shirt

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If you have ever used the archaic computer language COBOL way back in the 1970s you'll enjoy any of these computer programming language geek gifts featuring the often used acronym for COBOL: "Compiles Only Because Of Luck". Make others do a double-take about the computer language COBOL that is still in existence in all of those legacy systems with these unforgettable programmer truism saying gifts! myProgrammer

#programmer #cobol #computer #programming #BabyTShirt

You Cannot Read The Label Sitting Inside Jar Humor Margarita Drink Mix

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Showcase your wry psychological side at work and elsewhere with this drink mix featuring a symbol of a person sitting inside a jar along with the following sound observation: "You Cannot Read The Label If You Are Sitting Inside The Jar". Comes the following sound advice as well as a caption: "Ergo Resolve To Leave The Jar From Time To Time". Make others do a double-take at both life and work with this humorous reminder drink mix! myPsychology

Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit (Physics Humor) Jigsaw Puzzle


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No need to be a physicist or mechanical or electrical engineer to enjoy any of these scientific informative gifts featuring a jerk circuit a circuit whose behavior is described by a jerk equation. Jerk is the rate of change of acceleration; that is the derivative of acceleration with respect to time the second derivative of velocity or the third derivative of position. Showcase your wry physics sense of humor with these gifts featuring the saying "Life Is Nothing But A Jerk Circuit". myPhysics

#jerk #circuit #life #nothing #JigsawPuzzle

What's Your Position? Angular Momentum Face Mask


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No need to be a physicist or physics major to enjoy this cotton/polyester face mask that asks the key question "What's Your Position?" Educational science attitude cotton/polyester face mask featuring angular momentum and the concepts of position velocity and acceleration. Includes all four quadrants. Make others do a double-take on exactly where they are! myPhysics

#what #your #position #angular #FaceMask

Life Is Nothing But A Game Of Bridge Card Suits Planner


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Avid bridge players will enjoy this planner featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Life Is Nothing But A Game Of Bridge". Memorable bridge attitude planner for any serious bridge player or bridge teacher! myBridgePlayer

I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge Face Mask


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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "I Devote My Spare Time To The Great Game Of Bridge". myBridgePlayer

Just Call Me Statistically Significant Stats Humor Flask

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Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor the next time you take a swig from this flask featuring the bell curve distribution complete with percentages under the curve along with the saying "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". myStatistician

Play Bridge It's A Wicked Game Four Card Suits Face Mask


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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Play Bridge It's A Wicked Game From Beginning To End". Memorable bridge attitude cotton/polyester face mask for any avid bridge player who views bridge as a wicked game! myBridgePlayer

Take Care Of Your Heart It's Only One You've Got Button

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No need to work in the medical field to enjoy any of these anatomical medical humor gifts featuring two diagrams of the heart one in diastole (filling) and one in systole (pumping) mode along with the medical truism saying "Take Care Of Your Heart - It's The Only One You've Got". Showcase your healthy heart today with any of these sound medical advice gifts! Perfect for anyone into heart health! myAnatomical

70% Game Is Equivalent To Perfection Bridge Humor Face Mask


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Showcase your wry duplicate bridge side with this duplicate bridge saying polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "70% Game Is Equivalent To Perfection". Make others do a double-take with a dose of duplicate bridge game attitude with this polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

I Play Bridge During Morning Noon Night Card Suits Face Mask


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Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor at bridge tournaments with this polyester face mask featuring the four card suits along with the following saying for avid bridge tournament attendees: "I Play Bridge During Morning Noon & Night". Make others do a double-take at your mental stamina for the game of bridge with this bridge saying polyester face mask today! myBridgePlayer

Higher Order Evolution Begins Adequate Amt Oxygen Mouse Pad


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Ever wondered how much oxygen in the atmosphere existed during the Cambrian explosion or around the Permian-Triassic extinction event? Wonder no longer and showcase your evolutionary sense of humor with this mousepad featuring the relative oxygen content of Earth's atmosphere during the course of the last billion years. Caption says it all: "Higher Order Evolution Begins With An Adequate Amount Of Oxygen". Make others do a double-take about how oxygen levels and evolution impacted each other with this educational scientific attitude mousepad! myEvolution

#evolution #higher #order #oxygen #MousePad

Penrose Tiling (Five-Fold Symmetry) Tie


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A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. Showcase your Penrose tiling sense of style with this necktie featuring reflection symmetry and fivefold rotational symmetry. Perfect tie for any mathematician or physicist with an aperiodic sense of style! myMathematician

#penrose #tiling #mathematician #physicist #reflection #Tie

Toward Which Side Are You Skewed?


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Showcase your wry educational stats side with any of these gifts featuring positive and negative skewness. No need to be a statistician mathematician or psychology to enjoy tongue-in-cheek definition attitude with this saying: "Toward Which Side Are You Skewed?" Positive skew shows the right tail being longer; negative skew shows the left tail is longer. Gifts for all those with a skewed outlook! myMathematician

#skew #skewness #stats #statistician #psychologist

Investor Genes Inside DNA Replication Geek Humor Notebook


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Are you born to invest? Showcase your wry DNA attitude with this noteboook featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Investor Genes Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor notebook for anyone who invests and who enjoys doing so! myEconomics

#replication #investing #money #Notebook