Monday, February 14, 2022

Biotechnology Is In My Genes DNA Replication Humor Apron


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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy wry scientific humor with this all-over print apron featuring DNA replication complete with all key parts labeled along with the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take about what is going on inside of oneself with this biological truism today! myMolecularBiology

#biotechnology #genes #Apron

Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Large Tote Bag


Ad: Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Large Tote Bag

No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #sinus #rhythm #LargeToteBag

Sunday, February 13, 2022

Exhaustion Is In My DNA Genetics Geek Humor Apron


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Are you exhausted all the time? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for exhaustion? Showcase your wry molecular biology side with a dose of DNA replication humor with this all-over print apron featuring the saying "Exhaustion Is In My DNA". myMolecularBiology

#exhaustion #Apron

Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Doormat

Ad: Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Doormat

Showcase your brainy sense of humor with this door mat featuring all key parts of the human brain along with the following saying that operates as a parody on the Occupy Movement: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". No need to be a teacher or philosopher to enjoy educational scientific humor with this doormat! myPsychology

Be What You Would Seem To Be Wonderland Advice Table Lamp

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Alice and the Duchess had a logical conversation in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland. Bring back logic and humor with this lamp featuring Alice and the Duchess as drawn by John Tenniel along with the Duchess's logical mindset: "Be What You Would Seem To Be". Perfect lamp for anyone who is at a crossroads and desires to be who he or she is! myPsychology

Just Chillin' (Java Duke Mascot Character) Coffee Mug

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Are you an open source software developer who enjoys rest and relaxation (R&R)? Showcase your wry attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's mascot Duke sitting in a plush and comfy chair reading a book on Java code with a guitar resting on the side of the chair. Make others do a double-take on what they should be doing on the weekend with any of these "Just Chillin' " Duke gifts! Java code humor for all. No need to be a software developer or engineer to enjoy! myProgrammer

#java #mascot #duke #just #chilling #CoffeeMug

Elephants Have Best Memories Because Never Forget Fleece Blanket

Ad: Elephants Have Best Memories Because Never Forget Fleece Blanket

Which animal has the best memory? No need to be a zookeeper handling elephants or a psychologist to enjoy wry animal attitude with this fleece blanket featuring the silhouette of an elephant filled with brain folds along with the often heard saying in scientific circles -- a tautology if there ever was an explanation that was self-explanatory: "Elephants Have The Best Memories Because They Never Forget". myPsychology

Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Humor Socks

Ad: Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Humor Socks

No need to be either disabled or a psychologist to enjoy this transportation signage humor pair of socks featuring the disabled person sign as well as the rhetorical query "Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life?" Make others do a double-take on their attitude toward life with this existential signage query pair of socks today! myPsychology

Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Neck Tie

Ad: Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Neck Tie

Statisticians psychologists social scientists and economists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a dose of bell curve humor. Comes with the normal distribution curve along with the saying that will make others do a double-take at how you think about the world: "Eat ... Sleep ... Think Statistics". myStatistician

Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Face Mask


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Showcase your wry physics attitude with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the Standard Model of the Higgs field including quarks leptons and photons along with the saying "Particle Physics Makes Matter A Fundamentally Complex Affair". Make others do a double-take with a dose of particle physics geek humor the next time you wear this face mask! myPhysics

#particle #physics #makes #matter #FaceMask

Duplicate Bridge Is A Scintillating Game Face Mask


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Showcase your wry duplicate bridge / bridge sense of humor with this face mask featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge Is A Scintillating Game". Make others do a double-take at what a scintillating game the game of bridge truly is with a dose of bridge attitude whenever you utilize this cotton/polyester face mask! myBridgePlayer

Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Hypothesis Tester Inside (Bell Curve Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Psychologists and statisticians who engage in hypothesis testing will enjoy this mug featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the saying "Hypothesis Tester Inside". Showcase your wry stats side with a dose of statistical attitude today! myStatistician

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside Biology Geek Humor Throw Blanket


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Showcase your wry evolutionary side with this molecular biology attitude throw blanket featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek #ThrowBlanket

Double To Preserve Bidding Space Four Card Suits Fabric


Ad: Double To Preserve Bidding Space Four Card Suits Fabric

Showcase wry duplicate bridge attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the four card suits (spade heart diamond club) along with the sound bridge advice often heard amongst bridge partners: "Double To Preserve Bidding Space". Bridge reminder fabric for anyone who has doubled when making a bridge bid and has been doubled by a bridge opponent! myBridgePlayer

Neurological Plumbing Inside (Neuron / Synapse) Towel

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Wry neuron / synapse humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the biological truism saying "Neurological Plumbing Inside". myAnatomical

Evolution Of Life A Timeline (Biology) Round Clock


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Showcase your scientific biological side with this timeline of the evolution of life from Earth's inception to the present. Title and caption says it all for all biology fans: "Evolution Of Life A Timeline". Educational scientific attitude gifts for all evolutionary biologists! myEvolution

#evolution #life #timeline #RoundClock

Jury Trial Outcomes (Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict) Tie


Ad: Jury Trial Outcomes (Innocent Guilty Jury Verdict) Tie

No need to have done jury duty to enjoy any of these educational statistical error summarized "Jury Trial Outcomes" gifts. Featuring jury verdict versus true state. Gifts for all who know about hypothesis testing outcomes as applied to guilty or innocent verdicts in the court system! myMathematician

#statistical #error #jury #trial #outcomes #Tie

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) Pacifier

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No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day 7 Days Per Week 365 Days Per Year". Specifically these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word! myWork

#carnot #heat #engine #thermodynamics #second #Pacifier

My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Square Sticker

Ad: My World Revolves Around Krebs (Energy Cycle) Square Sticker

Showcase your wry biochemical side with a dose of educational scientific fun with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle (also known as the citric acid cycle tricarboxylic acid cycle) along with the saying "My World Revolves Around Krebs". myBiochemistry

Warning Bees Ahead Three Bees Yellow Diamond Sign Notebook


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Beekeepers and apiarists will enjoy warning others with this tongue-in-cheek signage attitude notebook featuring three bees on the yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying: "Warning Bees Ahead". Make others do a double-take on what lurks ahead with a dose of beekeeper humor today! myWarning

#sign #bees #ahead #warning #yellow #Notebook