Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Water Bottle

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myStatistician

Caffeine Addict Inside (Caffeine Molecule) Neck Tie

Ad: Caffeine Addict Inside (Caffeine Molecule) Neck Tie

Do you drink a lot of caffeinated beverages? Addicted to caffeine? Showcase your wry scientific educational chemical molecule side with this tie featuring the caffeine molecule along with the saying "Caffeine Addict Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor attitude today! myBiochemistry

All The Way With mRNA Messenger RNA Molecular Bio Square Sticker

Ad: All The Way With mRNA Messenger RNA Molecular Bio Square Sticker

No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with this sticker featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude sticker for anyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myBiochemistry

Lactic Acid Inside Chemistry Molecule T-Shirt

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Do you exercise? Do you have caries? Showcase your wry sense of chemical molecule humor with this tee featuring "Lactic Acid Inside" and the lactic acid chemical molecule. Make others do a double-take at the chemistry within you with this scientific saying geek humor tee! myBiochemistry

I Love Chocolate (Theobromine Chemical Molecule) Coffee Mug

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If you love chocolate you'll enjoy this mug featuring the chemical molecule theobromine the active ingredient that makes chocolate what it is along with the following caption in Love Letters font: "I Love Chocolate". Make others do a double-take at your love of chocolate from a chemist's perspective today! myBiochemistry

Impartial Eye (I) Inside (Anatomical Eyeball) Round Clock

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If you are an impartial person or have an impartial eye toward things you'll enjoy this wry anatomical human eye clock featuring the following saying: "Impartial Eye (I) Inside". Those who are fair and unbiased will enjoy! myAnatomical

Coded For Translation RNA Codon Wheel Geek Humor Planner

Ad: Coded For Translation RNA Codon Wheel Geek Humor Planner

No need to be a biologist to know the various amino acids according to RNA codon. Showcase your educational scientific side with this planner featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the saying "Coded For Translation". Do a double-take on what everyone is coded for today with this planner! myMolecularBiology

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Software DNA Inside DNA Replication Humor Planner

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Anyone who has worked or lived in the software industry for a long time will enjoy this tongue-in-cheek molecular biology attitude planner featuring all key components of DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on your genetic propensity for software: "Software DNA Inside". myMolecularBiology

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I've Got Rhythm (EKG/ECG Heartbeat) Coaster

Ad: I've Got Rhythm (EKG/ECG Heartbeat) Coaster

No need to be a music lover to showcase your medical musical style with any of these "I've Got Rhythm" gifts (Old Gate Lane Outline font) featuring a normal heartbeat (sinus rhythm)! myHeartbeat

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Molecular Biologist Inside DNA Replication Socks

Ad: Molecular Biologist Inside DNA Replication Socks

Showcase your wry molecular biology side with this pair of socks featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Molecular Biologist Inside". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational scientific molecular biology attitude today! Memorable pair of socks for anyone who works in the biotechnology industry. myMolecularBiology

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Entomologist Inside Worker Ant Anatomy 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your entomological side with this educational scientific binder featuring all key anatomical parts of an ant worker along with the saying "Entomologist Inside". Memorable biological attitude binder for any entomologist or ant fan! myEcology

Warning! Emotional DNA Inside Molecular Bio Humor Bandana

Ad: Warning! Emotional DNA Inside Molecular Bio Humor Bandana

If you are an emotional person and believe that there is a hereditary basis for being emotional you'll enjoy this molecular biology attitude bandana featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Warning! Emotional DNA Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with a dose of scientific fun with this bandana! myMolecularBiology

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Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics Bell Curve Humor Scarf

Ad: Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics Bell Curve Humor Scarf

Showcase your wry stats attitude with this stats advice scarf featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve Gaussian curve) along with the following saying: "Knowledge Is Power Do Statistics". Memorable stats saying scarf for any statistician! myPsychology

Entomologist Inside Worker Ant Anatomy Planner

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Showcase your entomological side with this educational scientific planner featuring all key anatomical parts of an ant worker along with the saying "Entomologist Inside". Memorable biological attitude planner for any entomologist or ant fan! myEcology

Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Planner

Ad: Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life? Planner

No need to be either disabled or a psychologist to enjoy this transportation signage humor planner featuring the disabled person sign as well as the rhetorical query "Does Your Attitude Handicap You In Life?" Do a double-take on your attitude toward life with this existential signage query planner today! myPsychology

The Electromagnetic Spectrum (Physics Wavelengths) Round Clock

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No need to be a physicist or physics teacher to enjoy any of these educational scientific gifts featuring "The Electromagnetic Spectrum". Wavelength attitude for all! myPhysics

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Apply Yourself Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Pinback Button

Ad: Apply Yourself Think Statistics (Bell Curve) Pinback Button

Showcase the bell curve with a wry dose of educational humor on any of these gifts that feature the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve and the Gaussian curve) along with the tongue-in-cheek stats advice saying: "Apply Yourself Think Statistics". Includes percentages under the curve. No need to be a statistician or stats teacher to enjoy any of these timeless and inspirational statistics humor gifts! myStatistician

Wanted A New Brain Anatomical Brain Humor Apron

Ad: Wanted A New Brain Anatomical Brain Humor Apron

Showcase your wry anatomical medical geek humor attitude with this all-over print apron featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Wanted A New Brain". Memorable anatomical attitude all-over print apron for the ponderous! myAnatomical

Think Epigenetics! DNA Replication Cross-Out Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: Think Epigenetics! DNA Replication Cross-Out Humor Slip-On Sneakers

DNA is not everything. Showcase this fact with this wry molecular biology pair of slip-on sneakers featuring DNA replication along with a cross out with the saying "Think Epigenetics!" Pair of slip-on sneakers with wry scientific attitude for anyone who understands that it is the environmental interaction with genes that is important -- not the genes or the DNA code all by itself! Tongue-in-cheek humor for anyone who knows about how evolution occurs! myEvolution

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Showcase Your Statistical Significance Statistics Mouse Pad

Ad: Showcase Your Statistical Significance Statistics Mouse Pad

Statisticians psychologists economists scientists social scientists and anyone who works with statistics will enjoy this mousepad featuring bell curve (normal distribution curve) attitude. Includes the bell curve complete with percentages under the curve along with the following saying that will make statisticians and non-statisticians alike do a double-take: "Showcase Your Statistical Significance Do Statistics". Memorable educational statistical significance humor mousepad for anyone who knows about calculating probabilities! myStatistician