Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard Baby T-Shirt

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Featuring both Linux's Tux and Java mascot Duke with swords you'll enjoy this tongue-in-cheek picture of both of them putting up their dukes against a bunch of office paper clips. Truism saying for software developers says it all: "Open Source Programmers Know How To Be On Guard". Surreal and memorable gifts for those who work in the trenches! Make others do a double-take today with wry geek attitude! myProgrammer

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My Circle Of Willis (Anatomical) Notebook

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No need to work in the medical field to appreciate arterial anatomy with this notebook featuring all key parts of the Circle of Willis a circle of arteries that supply blood to the brain and surrounding structures. Includes the caption that says it all: "My Circle Of Willis". myAnatomical

Penrose Tiling Five-Fold Symmetry Socks

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A Penrose tiling is a non-periodic tiling generated by an aperiodic set of prototiles. Penrose tilings are named after mathematician and physicist Roger Penrose who investigated these sets in the 1970s. The aperiodicity of the Penrose prototiles implies that a shifted copy of a Penrose tiling will never match the original. Showcase your Penrose tiling sense of style with this pair of socks featuring reflection symmetry and fivefold rotational symmetry. Perfect pair of socks for any mathematician or physicist with an aperiodic sense of style! myMathematician

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Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another (DNA) T-Shirt

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No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today! myMolecularBiology

#double #helix #twist #life #TShirt

Just Another Hypercubed Day 4-D Polytope Doormat

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4-dimensional polytope doormat for anyone who is having "Just Another Hypercubed Day". Memorable geek geometric humor doormat for anyone who thinks in the fourth dimension or in 4-D terms! myMathematician

#just #another #hypercubed #hypercube #Doormat

Bridge Players Know Their Probabilities Card Suits Metal Lunch Box

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Any avid bridge player will enjoy this metal lunch box featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "Bridge Players Know Their Probabilities". Memorable truism bridge saying metal lunch box for any bridge teacher or bridge director! myBridgePlayer

Engage In The Virtuous Cycle Macroeconomics Table Lamp

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Showcase your knowledge of macroeconomics with a dose of business cycle attitude with this lamp featuring the virtuous cycle (virtuous circle) in macroeconomics along with the following saying "Engage In The Virtuous Cycle". Do a double-take with economics humor when you use this lamp! myEconomics

#business #cycle #macroeconomics #economics #econ #TableLamp

Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this binder featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEconomics

#tragedy #commons #deforestation #3RingBinder

Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge Card Suits Bandana

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Showcase your wry probabilistic bridge player side with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Weigh Your Probabilities Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of sound bridge advice the next time you play bridge when you wear this bandana! myBridgePlayer

Duplicate Bridge Perfect Game For Mentally Steady Bandana

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Showcase your wry duplicate bridge attitude with this bandana featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Duplicate Bridge The Perfect Game For The Mentally Steady". Memorable bandana for any rock solid duplicate bridge player who knows how to play a steady bridge game! myBridgePlayer

Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life Planner

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Showcase your environmental sustainability / environmental economics message with this planner featuring a deforested landscape along with the following truism: "Tragedy Of The Commons A Fact Of Modern Life With Limited Common Resources". Make others do a double-take about the problem of deforestation today with a dose of intelligent environmental attitude with a nod to Garret Hardin's discussion of problems that cannot be solved by technical means. myEconomics

#tragedy #commons #deforestation #Planner

Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery Fleece Blanket

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Signage humor fleece blanket featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning

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Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery Bandana

Ad: Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery Bandana

Signage humor bandana featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning

#signage #life #advice #sign #Bandana

Morals Of Chess Benjamin Franklin Reflective Chess Socks

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Thoughtful chess players all around the world will enjoy this pair of socks featuring an excerpt from Founding Father Benjamin Franklin's essay "The Morals Of Chess" as published in 1786. Make others do a double-take on what the game of chess can teach a person with this words of wisdom chess quotation pair of socks featuring a reflective chess set! myChess

Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery Scarf

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Signage humor scarf featuring sign of person falling down the stairs -- meaning warning of slippery steps -- along with the following truism saying that will make others do a double-take on the different paths of life that one can take: "Warning! The Stairs Of Life Can Be Slippery". myWarning

#signage #life #advice #sign #Scarf

Life Is Like A Twisted Chess Game Reflective Chess Scarf

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Showcase your wry twisted chess attitude with this scarf featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Life Is Like A Twisted Chess Game". Chess geek humor scarf for anyone who knows about the similarities between life and chess! myChess

Warning! Malfunctioning Neurotransmitters Inside Pocket Folder

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No need to be a biologist or work in the medical field to enjoy wry biological humor with this neuron / synapse folder featuring the saying "Warning! Malfunctioning Neurotransmitters Inside". Make others do a double-take with educational scientific attitude! Educational folder for anyone with neurons that malfunction sometimes! myWarning

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What I Do With My Free Time (Recreation Humor) T-Shirt

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Do you enjoy archery or tennis? Rock climbing or hang gliding? No matter what you do with your free time enjoy wry signage humor with this transportation sign tee with the saying "What I Do With My Free Time". Make others do a double-take on what you do with your free time when you wear this psychological recreational attitude t-shirt! myPsychology

Warning! Chess Player In The Zone Geek Humor Face Mask

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Showcase your wry chess player side with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Chess Player In The Zone". Memorable chess geek humor cotton/polyester face mask for any chess player who likes to go into the zone when playing chess! myChess

Bell Curve Thoughts (Statistics Attitude) Adult Apron

Ad: Bell Curve Thoughts (Statistics Attitude) Adult Apron

No need to be a statistician to think in a statistical bell curve manner. Showcase your wry statistics side with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve (normal distribution curve / Gaussian curve) along with percentages under the curve with standard deviations. Caption says it all: "Bell Curve Thoughts". Educational stats humor for anyone who thinks statistically! myPsychology