Statistics If You Torture The Numbers Long Enough Water Bottle

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No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical humor featuring the bell curve (also known as the normal distribution curve or Gaussian curve). Comes with the wry statistical truism saying about the discipline of statistics: "Statistics - If You Torture The Number Long Enough You Can Get Them To Say Anything". Make others do a double-take about the subject of statistics with a dose of educational humor today! myPsychology

Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player Throw Pillow

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Showcase your existential chess player side with this throw pillow featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player". Memorable throw pillow for any chess player who likes to think about chess when taking a nap! myChess

Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player Bandana

Ad: Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player Bandana

Showcase your wry chess attitude with this chess saying bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following observation often made by chess players: "Beauty Is Found In The Mind Of The Chess Player". myChess

Standard Deviation Square Root Of The Variance T-Shirt

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Math and stats geeks will enjoy this statistical formula gift tee featuring the definition of standard deviation -- i.e. the square root of the variance. Showcase your statistical prowess and educate others on the proper definition of standard deviation when wearing this t-shirt! myStatistician

All The Way With mRNA Messenger RNA Molecular Bio Fabric

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No need to be a medical researcher or geneticist to enjoy wry molecular biology / biochemistry humor with this design featuring the chemical structure of messenger RNA - i.e. mRNA or messenger ribonucleic acid. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring the saying "All The Way With mRNA". Biotechnology attitude fabric for everyone who knows about the importance of messenger RNA as a biochemical component for current vaccine development. myBiochemistry

Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival Face Mask

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Showcase the importance of osmoregulation with this cotton/polyester face mask featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the tongue-in-cheek scientific truism "Osmoregulation Is Key To My Survival". Make others do a double-take about the importance of osmolytic balance to our daily lives! myBiochemistry

In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Ad: In Love With My Energy Cycle Krebs Cycle Humor Slip-On Sneakers

Showcase your wry citric acid cycle side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following saying in Love Letters font: "In Love With My Energy Cycle". Memorable biochemistry geek humor scientific saying slip-on sneakers for anyone with energy! myBiochemistry

Resting Potential Inside Active Transport Humor Slip-On Sneakers

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Do you like to rest? If so showcase your wry and witty biochemical cell biology side with this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring the sodium-potassium pump used in active transport along with the saying "Resting Potential Inside". myBiochemistry

Old Man On The Mountain NH Optical Illusion Matchboxes

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No need to live in New Hampshire to enjoy this matchbox featuring New Hampshire's classic Old Man Of The Mountain before its collapse on May 3 2003. Also known as the Great Stone Face or the Profile Old Man Of The Mountain was a series of five granite cliff ledges on Cannon Mountain in the White Mountains of New Hampshire (USA) that when viewed from the correct angle appeared to be the jagged profile of a face. This rock outcrop has been New Hampshire's state emblem since 1945. Celebrate New Hampshire's history today with a dose of optical illusion fun with this matchbox featuring the classic Old Man Of The Mountain -- here called "Old Man On The Mountain"! myOpticalIllusion

#mountain #Matchboxes

Just Look At Me In The Eye (Anatomical Humor) Adult Apron

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Showcase wry scientific medical anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the eye. Includes medical terminology. Educational scientific fun for anyone who desires for others to "Just Look At Me In The Eye". Medical geek humor for all -- no need to be an optometrist or ophthalmologist to enjoy! myAnatomical

Photosynthetic Spirit Light Dependent Reactions Doormat

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Do you crave being an autotroph? Look no further for wry biochemistry humor with this doormat featuring photosynthesis along with the caption "Photosynthetic Spirit". Photosynthesis of course is the process within chloroplasts which converts light into chemical energy. Make everyone do a double-take at your light-filled biochemical side with this door mat featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis! myBiochemistry

Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow Circulation Metal Ornament

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Showcase your wry anatomical attitude with this medical humor metal ornament featuring all key arteries and veins of the circulatory system along with the following truism saying about cardiologists: "Cardiologists Just Go With The Flow". myAnatomical

Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor 3 Ring Binder

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Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this binder featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor today! myAnatomical

Just Call Me Cerebral Brain Anatomy Humor Planner

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Showcase your wry cerebral sense of humor with a dose of anatomical fun with this planner featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Just Call Me Cerebral". No need to be a brain surgeon or philosopher or psychologist to enjoy pensive geek humor with this planner! myAnatomical

Just A Heartbeat Away (EKG/ECG Humor) Round Clock

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Make others do a double-take with this EKG/ECG (electrocardiogram) clock with the wry saying "Just A Heartbeat Away". Whether it is for a loved one near and dear to your heart or whether you are talking about life and death matters impress others with tongue-in-cheek medical humor today! Memorable clock gift for Valentine's Day birthdays and anyone who misses someone from afar! myHeartbeat

#words #unwords #RoundClock

Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life (ECG/EKG) Square Sticker

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Showcase your medical technology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life". Medical geek truism saying for anyone with a heartbeat! myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #SquareSticker

Team Molecular Biology DNA Replication Genetics Slip-On Sneakers

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Molecular biologists will enjoy this pair of slip-on sneakers featuring DNA replication complete with all key labels of leading and lagging strands along with the truism caption "Team Molecular Biology". Anyone working in the biotechnology field will enjoy this educational scientific molecular biology saying pair of slip-on sneakers! myMolecularBiology

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Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Long Apron

Ad: Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA (Genes) Long Apron

Are you a perfectionist? Do you believe that there is a genetic basis for perfectionism? Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying: "Perfectionism Is Ingrained In My DNA". Memorable biology geek humor gifts for all who love to be perfect! myMolecularBiology

#genes #words #unwords #LongApron

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Magnet

Ad: Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Magnet

Are you willing to code for food? If you're just starting out you might. Showcase your wry software engineer / software developer sense of humor with a dose of Android attitude with any of these Android robot (bug droid) gifts along with the caption "Will Code For Food". Includes Android peeking out of a cupcake doughnut and eclair -- from just a couple of years ago. Memorable software developer humor gifts for all who work with Android open source code! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work ([--]) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License ([--]). myProgrammer

#will #code #food #android #Magnet

Climate Change Is Here We Are Living Pyrocene Era Coffee Mug

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Wildfires are occurring everywhere on this planet due to climate change. Let your wry environmental side shine with this mug featuring a forest fire along with the following scientific saying about global warning and climate change: "Climate Change Is Here We Are Living In The Pyrocene Era". Make other do a double-take on the era that we live in today with this mug! myEcology