Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Physics Humor Paper Plate

Ad: Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle Physics Humor Paper Plate

Introduced first in 1927 by the German physicist Werner Heisenberg the Heisenberg's uncertainty principle states that the more precisely the position of some particle is determined the less precisely its momentum can be known and vice versa. In other words two variables that do not commute cannot be measured simultaneously—the more precisely one is known the less precisely the other can be known. Let your wry quantum mechanics side shine with this paper plate featuring an illustration of Heisenberg's uncertainty principle along with the following ponderous existential geek humor caption: "How Certain Are You Of Anything In This Uncertain World?" Great party plate for your next scientific gathering! myPhysics

#heisenbergs #uncertainty #principle #quantum #mechanics #PaperPlate

Team Respiration (Respiratory System) Throw Pillow

Ad: Team Respiration (Respiratory System) Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry respiratory attitude the next time you take a nap with this pillow gift featuring all key parts of the respiratory system along with the caption that says it all -- whether either sleeping or awake: "Team Respiration". myAnatomy

#respiratory #system #anatomy #ThrowPillow

Tectonic Collision (Himalayas) Postcard

Ad: Tectonic Collision (Himalayas) Postcard

Geologists and earth scientists will enjoy this plate tectonics design featuring the tectonic collision that created the Himalayas millions of years ago. Educational scientific gifts for all who understand the forces of plate tectonics and then some! myEarthScience

#plate #tectonics #tectonic #collision #himalayas #Postcard

Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion)

Ad: Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion)

Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon. myOpticalIllusion

#young #woman #lady

2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication)

Ad: 2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside (DNA Replication)

Showcase your wry evolutionary side with any of these molecular biology attitude gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on who our ancestors truly are: "2.5% Neanderthal DNA Inside". myEvolution

#percent #neanderthal #geek

Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) Oval Sticker

Ad: Coded For Genealogy (DNA Replication) Oval Sticker

Showcase your wry genealogical molecular biology side with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Coded For Genealogy". Make others do a double-take about their family history today! Memorable science humor gifts for any genealogist! myMolecularBiology

#coded #genealogy #replication #OvalSticker

Standard Deviation Root-Mean-Square Definition Coffee Mug

Ad: Standard Deviation Root-Mean-Square Definition Coffee Mug

No need to be a statistician to enjoy any of these statistical definition gifts for standard deviation. Includes equation and says the following: "Standard Deviation Root-Mean-Square Of The Values From The Deviation Of Their Mean". Showcase your statistical side today! myMathematician

#statistics #stats #statistical #standard #deviation #CoffeeMug

Logic Operations Found Inside Hasse Diagram Apron

Ad: Logic Operations Found Inside Hasse Diagram Apron

Do you think logically? Showcase your wry logic side with this all-over print apron featuring the Hasse diagram along with the caption "Logic Operations Found Inside". Note: The Hasse diagram was created by Wikipedia user Lipedia. Make others do a double-take at your and / or operational side today with this all-over print apron! myMathematician

#operations #operational #logic #logician #math #Apron

How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World? Math Socks

Ad: How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World? Math Socks

Wry mathematical graph humor comes alive on this design featuring parallel displacement along with the math truism query "How Displaced Are You In The Cartesian World?" Colorful educational geometry / trigonometry design. Perfect pair of socks for any geek who feels displaced in the Cartesian world! myMathematician

#mathematician #parallel #displacement #query #descartes #Socks

Genetics A Facet Of My Identity (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Ad: Genetics A Facet Of My Identity (DNA Replication) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

Showcase your wry molecular biology sense of humor with this mug featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Genetics A Facet Of My Identity". Molecular biologists and geneticists will enjoy this educational mug with scientific attitude saying! myMolecularBiology

#identity #words #unwords #TwoToneCoffeeMug

Measurement Of Man Vitruvian Man da Vinci Fabric

Ad: Measurement Of Man Vitruvian Man da Vinci Fabric

Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci created Vitruvian Man his infamous drawing of proportion with the "Measurement Of Man" in mind. Enjoy medieval and Renaissance measurements when you create with this fabric featuring Vitruvian Man along with the title "Measurement Of Man". myDaVinci

#vitruvian #measurement #Fabric

Are We In Another Maunder Minimum Period? Scarf

Ad: Are We In Another Maunder Minimum Period? Scarf

Have you noticed colder winters in the past couple of years? Solar activity observers noted that centuries ago the Maunder Minimum a period roughly spanning 1645 to 1715 when sunspots became exceedingly rare occurred and that a low-level of sunspot activity is occurring today. Showcase your earth science / climate change / meteorological side with this scarf featuring a frozen lagoon of Venice as painted by Gabriele Bella in 1708 along with the ubiquitous query nowadays: "Are We In Another Maunder Minimum Period?" myMeteorologist

#maunder #minimum #meteorology #words #Scarf

It's Storm Surge Season Are You Prepared? Throw Pillow

Ad: It's Storm Surge Season Are You Prepared? Throw Pillow

Meteorologists and earth scientists will enjoy this throw pillow featuring an illustration of a storm surge along with the following wise words for anyone who lives along the coastline and has experienced severe weather: "It's Storm Surge Season - Are You Prepared?" myMeteorologist

#storm #surge #season #ThrowPillow

Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Planner

Ad: Life Is Not Long Enough To Master Game Of Chess Planner

Showcase your wry chess player side with a dose of chess humor with this planner featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying: "Life Is Not Long Enough To Master The Game Of Chess". myChess

#chess #game #saying #words #Planner

Just Being Renal Kidney Nephron Anatomy Humor Socks

Ad: Just Being Renal Kidney Nephron Anatomy Humor Socks

No need to work in the medical field -- although it certain helps -- to enjoy this wry kidney nephron humor pair of socks featuring all of the key parts of the nephron (from medical textbook Gray's Anatomy) along with the saying "Just Being Renal". Word play on the word "real" and "renal". Make everyone do a double-take on what you mean today with this pair of anatomical attitude socks! myAnatomy

#anatomy #nephron #kidney #Socks

Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor Bandana

Ad: Stalemated By The Game Of Chess Geek Humor Bandana

Showcase your wry chess player side with this bandana featuring a reflective chess set along with the following chess saying that will make others do a double-take on how you feel about the game of chess: "Stalemated By The Game Of Chess". Classic geek humor bandana for anyone who feels stalemated at the chessboard! myChess

#chess #teacher #game #reflective #Bandana

Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind Four Card Suits Throw Pillow

Ad: Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind Four Card Suits Throw Pillow

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with a dose of mental sharpness with this throw pillow featuring the four card suits along with the following sound bridge advice: "Play Bridge For A Sharper Mind". myBridgeTeacher

#play #bridge #sharper #ThrowPillow

My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) Round Clock

Ad: My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) Round Clock

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology". myHeartbeat

#heartbeat #cardiology #sinus #RoundClock

Pay Attention To A Posteriori Probabilities Bridge Planner

Ad: Pay Attention To A Posteriori Probabilities Bridge Planner

Bridge players who know about bridge probabilities will enjoy this bridge saying planner featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge truism advice saying: "Pay Attention To A Posteriori Probabilities When Playing Bridge". myBridgeTeacher

#duplicate #bridge #saying #four #Planner

Warning! Scheming Mind Inside Chess Humor Doormat

Ad: Warning! Scheming Mind Inside Chess Humor Doormat

Showcase your wry chess player side with this door mat featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Warning! Scheming Mind Inside". Make others do a double-take on how you think about chess with this chess saying door mat. Memorable door mat for any chess club! myChess

#chess #teachers #words #unwords #Doormat