Intentional intellectual deliberative humor gifts!
Geology humor is alive and well on this bandana featuring various igneous rock according to silica content along with the saying with an earth scientific twist: "I'm Igneous Don't Take Me For Granite" -- a pun on the saying "I'm Ignorant Don't Take Me For Granted". myGeology
#igneous #dont #take #Bandana
No need to be a geologist or earth scientist to enjoy this binder featuring a history of the Earth through geological time. Comes with the wry saying: "If You Need An Escape From The Present Take A Walk Along The Spiral Of Geological Time". Memorable binder for anyone who thinks about geological time and Earth's history! myGeology
#geology #words #unwords #3RingBinder
No need to be a chemist or biochemist to know about the peptide hormone oxytocin known as the "Building Blocks Of Love". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude over the true origins of love today! Memorable geek humor mousepad for Valentine's Day Mother's Day etc.! myBiochemistry
#oxytocin #peptide #mammalian #MousePad
Enjoy this wry stats geek humor gift tee featuring the definition of standard deviation. Standard deviation is in fact the root-mean-square of the values from the deviation of their mean -- got that? Educate others on the definition of standard deviation with this stats formula t-shirt. myStatistics
#statistician #statistical #statistics #TShirt
No need to be a detective or biologist to enjoy tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor with any of these educational scientific gifts featuring DNA replication. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Life Is Just ... One Twist After Another". Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry double helical attitude today! myDna
#double #helix #twist #Keychain
Make others do a double-take with wry life science humor with this molecular biology metal parking sign featuring DNA replication both leading and lagging strands complete with all key labels. Scientific truism saying says it all: "DNA Is Life The Rest Is Just Matter". Memorable timeless life advice metal parking sign for geneticists biologists scientists and anyone who understands the nature of what really matters in life! myDna
#replication #MetalSign
Do you like saying "checkmate"? Showcase wry chess attitude with this "Checkmate University" design complete with reflective chess set. Perfect notebook for any avid chess player who goes to school at Checkmate University time and time again! myChess
#chess #Notebook
Showcase your wry chess attitude with any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the chess truism saying "Anticipate Future Moves Play Chess". No need to be an avid chess player or chess teacher to understand the importance of anticipating future moves in the game of chess -- as well as in life generally speaking. Memorable gifts for any chess player who thinks three moves ahead all the time! myChess
#chess #advice #reflective #BabyTShirt
Do you aspire to be a Grandmaster? Showcase your wry chess attitude and dedication to the game with this "Future Grandmaster" wallet complete with reflective chess set. Perfect chess wallet gift for any serious chess player! myChess
#chess #TrifoldWallet
No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy wry science humor with this notebook featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the following funny scientific truism saying: "If It Weren't For Krebs I Wouldn't Be Functional". Showcase your biochemistry geek side with this notebook that will make others do a double-take about where you get your energy from! myBiochemistry
#werent #krebs #Notebook
Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry Krebs cycle humor with any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle along with the saying "Just Generating Energy Inside". Memorable biochemical geek attitude gifts for any Krebs cycle fan! myBiochemistry
#citric #acid #cycle #RoundClock
Make others do a double-take with this gift that says it all: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Featuring bell curve (Gaussian curve normal distribution curve) complete with percentages. Educational humor fun gift. No need to be a statistician or stats major to enjoy! myStatistics
#stats #statistical #statistician #Sweatshirt
Vegetarians will enjoy any of these wry vegetarian scientific attitude gifts featuring a plant cell along with the saying "Why Eat Meat If Plant Cells Have It All?" Comes with detailed labels of a plant cell. Showcase your vegetarian side with any of these educational biological gifts today! myVegetarian
#saying #vegetarian #plant #TShirt
Showcase your wry brainy sense of humor with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying "Love Your Brain It's The Only One You Have". Neurological and psychological geek fun for anyone with a brain! myAnatomy
#brain #humor #words #Notepad
If you have ever partnered with another bridge player and found it to be a mismatch you'll enjoy any of these wry bridge saying gifts featuring the four card suits (heart club diamond spade) along with the truism saying "Wanted A Bridge Partner Who Plays At My Level". Showcase your needs in the game of bridge with a dose of sarcasm with any of these memorable gifts! myBridge
#duplicate #bridge #plays #Keychain
Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts! myGeology
#subduction #leads #orogeny #TShirt
No need to work in a lab or in quality assurance to enjoy wry biotechnology humor with this cloth face mask featuring DNA replication with detailed labels of all key parts along with the scientific truism saying "Quality DNA Inside". Tongue-in-cheek molecular biology humor for anyone with quality deoxyribonucleic acid inside of themselves! Memorable geek humor cloth face mask for anyone with DNA. myDna
#quality #inside #AdultClothFaceMask
No need to be a geologist or geochemist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor featuring the science truism "Geologists Are Into Dating". Featuring Grand Canyon stratigraphy with three types of rocks. Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean by "dating" -- whether love life dating or radiometric dating -- with any of these double-entendre gifts! myGeology
#grand #canyon #rocks #WaterBottle
