Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, October 01, 2015

Some People Have A Photographic Memory (Camera) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: photographic memory, words and unwords, camera, psyche, memory, photography, film, they just don't carry, geek humor, camera sign

Funny signage humor for all who have a photographic memory, but just don't carry any film!

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Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Will Code For Food (Android Software Developer) Flip Flops

tagged with: will code for food, software developer, android, bug droid, software engineer, software development, geek, words and unwords, humor, mobile phone operating system, bugdroid, software engineering, attitude, code, programmer, coder, open source

Are you a software engineer or software developer working on the Android platform? If you code for a living and think about foods such as cupcake, doughnut, and eclair, you'll enjoy this pair of Android robot (Bug droid / bugdroid) flip flops featuring the ubiquitous saying amongst software developers just starting out: "Will Code For Food" and who know about Android's past SDKs. Make others do a double-take on your ability to code and to exchange that ability for some sweets with a dose of wry software engineer humor today the next time you head to the beach or lounge around at home with these flip flops! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Baryon Octet (Particle Physics) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: particle physics, baryon octet, octet, baryon, geek, particle physicist, matter, words and unwords, physics, subatomic particle, three quarks, quantum mechanics

A baryon is a composite subatomic particle made up of three quarks. Particle physicists will enjoy any of these featuring combinations of three u, d or s quarks forming baryons with a spin-1⁄2 form the uds baryon octet.

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Lost In A Renal World Kidney Nephron Humor Fabric

tagged with: kidney, nephron, real world, renal world, lost in the renal world, words and unwords, geek, humor, nephrology, medicine

Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry nephrological attitude the next time you create with this fabric featuring a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Lost In A Renal World" -- a word play on the "real world". Classic anatomical geek humor for anyone who loves to create in the real world!

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I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle (Krebs) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: chemistry, biochemistry, truism, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, words and unwords, i always operate, convoluted cycle, geek humor, tricarboxylic acid cycle

If you operate on a convoluted cycle, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific humor featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Comes with the saying: "I Always Operate On A Convoluted Cycle". Make others do a double-take with any of these biochemistry today! Memorable for doctors, nurses, scientists, and anyone who operates on a convoluted cycle!

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Energy Crisis Fabric

tagged with: if we could all, photosynthesize there wouldn't be, photosynthesis, geek, humor, biology, light-dependent reactions, words and unwords, energy attitude, plant biology

Photosynthetic geek humor is alive and well on this fabric featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the saying "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis".

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Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy (Duke Java) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: software engineer, open source, words and unwords, computer science, cowboy attitude, open source cowboy, software developer, software engineering, mascot duke on a horse, geek humor

Into open source code? Showcase your wry sense of humor with any of these Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) featuring Duke on a horse that has reared on his hind legs along with the saying "Just Call Me An Open Source Cowboy". Duke is waving its cowboy hat in a manner that brings out that memorable "Wild, Wild West" attitude for open source software engineers! No need to be a cowboy to enjoy any of these software development open source humor gifts!

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Never Mind Brain Anatomy Humor Psychology Flip Flops

tagged with: brain, never mind, brain anatomy, geek, humor, anatomical, psyche, psychology, words and unwords

If you have a never mind mindset, you'll enjoy wearing these flip flops featuring brain anatomy along with the saying "Never Mind...". Great flip flops for anyone who doesn't pay attention or just lacks an attention span!

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Embrace Your Normal Self (Bell Curve Humor) Tie

tagged with: embrace your normal self, statistics, humor, geek, bell curve, normal distribution curve, normal, psyche, words and unwords, stats, statistician, percentages

No need to be a statistician or psychologist to enjoy wry statistical humor with any of these gifts featuring the bell curve distribution (also known as the Gaussian curve, normal distribution curve) along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Embrace Your Normal Self". Classic geek humor gifts for all who embrace their normal selves with a dose of psychological statistical attitude style!

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Articulating A Vision Begins Understanding The Eye Plaques

tagged with: medicine, articulating a vision, begins with understanding the eye, nurse, ophthalmologist, ophthalmology, medical, eyeball, eye anatomy, words and unwords, optician, geek humor

No need to work in the medical field or to be engaged in entrepreneurial activities to enjoy wry scientific anatomical medical humor with any of these gifts featuring the eye. Funny scientific truism saying says it all: "Articulating A Vision Begins With Understanding The Eye". Make others do a double-take with any of these educational, anatomical gifts!

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Lunar Eclipse (Astronomy Attitude) Premium Keepsake Box

tagged with: astronomy, lunar eclipse, earth, sun, moon, penumbra, umbra, diagram, words and unwords, earth science, educational, educational resources

No need to be an astronomer to enjoy any of these gifts featuring a lunar eclipse. A lunar eclipse occurs when the moon passes behind the earth such that the Earth blocks the Sun's rays from striking the Moon. Make others do a double-take with galactic attitude with any of these educational astronomy gifts featuring the mechanics of a lunar eclipse, complete with labels of penumbra and umbra!

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Thrusting Makes The Bedrock Geology Orogeny Tshirts

tagged with: geology, thrusting makes the bedrock, words and unwords, orogeny, plate tectonics, nappes, mountain building, earth science, bedrock, geek humor

Make others do a double-take on the subject of mountain-building (orogeny) with this informative tee featuring a thrust system along with the saying "Thrusting Makes The Bedrock". Wry geological geek humor for anyone into plate tectonics!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Sun's Surface Round Wallclocks

tagged with: danger, nuclear fusion inside, nuclear fusion, sun, solar flare, astronomer, solar flare watcher, words and unwords, nuclear physicist, geek humor, warning, hot, physicist, stars

No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Mendeleev's Madness Periodic Table Of Elements Fabric

tagged with: mendeleev's madness, periodic table, elements, periodic table of elements, words and unwords, geek, humor, chemistry, science humor, mendeleev

Make geek humor come alive when you make items with this fabric featuring the Periodic Table of elements along with the caption "Mendeleev's Madness".

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Tesla Was Right (Nikola Tesla) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: nikola tesla, tesla, tesla was right, inventor, electrical engineer, physics, engineer, wireless, words and unwords, geek humor, electromagnetism, scientist, physicist, radio, saying, revolutionary, alternating current, ac dynamo, inventors

No need to be a scientist or inventor to appreciate Nikola Tesla's genius and impact on society via his many revolutionary developments in the field of electromagnetism in the late 19th and early 20th centuries. He is known as the "Father of Wireless" and "Father of Radio" as well as the winner in the "War of the Currents" against Thomas Edison, triumphing with alternating current when pitted against Edison's advocacy of direct current. Showcase your Tesla genius side with any of these "Tesla Was Right" gifts!

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RNA Nucleobases (Biochemistry) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: rna nucleobases, words and unwords, chemistry, biochemistry, biochemist, scientific, chemical bases, chemical structure, biologist, rna, educational, chemist, biology

Showcase your wry biochemical side with any of these featuring the chemical structure of RNA nucleobases. Educational, scientific for all who know about the backbone of ribonucleic acids!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Stamp

tagged with: geography, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, satellite image, words and unwords, satellite photo, landscape, science

Send correspondence with this stamp featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Earth's landscape from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley, California. 3-D Picture Earth attitude for any Earth fan on this postage!

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Keep Calm Have Some Pi (Pi On A Baked Pie) SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: keep calm have some pi, pi on a baked pie, baked pie, pi number, mathematics, irrational number, mathematical constant, geek, humor, words and unwords, math, saying

Mathematicians and pi fans will enjoy any of these featuring pi on a baked pie along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what to do in life: "Keep Calm Have Some Pi". Great for anyone hungry for the everlasting irrational mathematical constant known as pi!

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This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone Chemistry Spiral Note Books

tagged with: words and unwords, cortisone, hormone, medical, chemical molecule, chemistry, powered by, this machine is powered by, geek humor, biochemistry

Showcase your wry educational and scientific sense of humor with any of these chemical molecule gifts featuring the steroid hormone cortisone along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone". Cortisone is used to treat a variety of ailments via suppressing the immune system and thus, reducing inflammation and pain. Whether you an athlete that has been through injury or just a medical practitioner, make others do a double-take at what you are powered by with any of these "This Machine Is Powered By Cortisone" gifts!

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What's Your Limit? Limit Function Geek Humor Napkin

tagged with: math, graph, what's your limit, limit function, geek, humor, words and unwords, mathematician, calculus, query

Do you have limits? Let your wry math geek sense of humor shine with any of these gifts featuring a graph that means whenever a point x is within δ units of c, f(x) is within ε units of L. Make others do a double-take with a dose of limit function attitude today with any of these "What's Your Limit?" gifts!

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