Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Friday, September 25, 2015

Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth (Sign) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Astronomers and meteor fans with a wry sense of humor will enjoy introducing themselves with these customizable business cards featuring a meteor flying past a city along with the following truism saying: "Meteors A Major Hazard To Life On Earth".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Adult Apron

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside iPad Mini Cover

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Is there a positive feedback loop inside of you? No need to be a psychologist or meteorologist to enjoy wry feedback loop humor with this iPad case gift featuring a positive feedback loop in the atmosphere along with the truism saying "Warning! Positive Feedback Loop Inside". Make others do a double-take on what you mean the next time you surf the web!

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Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic Round Pendant Necklace

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No need to be a chemist or chemistry major to enjoy wry geek humor with this necklace featuring the Periodic Table Of Elements, along with the saying "Love Chemistry Because Life Is So Periodic". Make others do a double-take about the discipline of chemistry and its predictability with this science humor gift!

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Just Pay Attention (Neuron / Synapse) Postcard

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Do you pay attention? Encourage others to pay attention with any of these biological anatomical neuron / synapse attitude gifts, complete with labels of all key parts. Caption says it all: "Just Pay Attention". Sound advice humor gifts for all who frequently need a reminder to pay attention! No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy!

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Nikola Tesla Progressive Development Of Man Quote T-shirt

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Wireless genius and "father of radio" Nikola Tesla once stated the following: "The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention." Words of wisdom and inspirational quote gifts by an inventor for all inventors!

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Biology Science Division Multiplication Same Thing Tees

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Showcase your wry biological side with this dividing embryo with the funny saying: "Biology - The Only Science Where Multiplication and Division Mean The Same Thing". Gifts for anyone into biology and the science of cellular division!

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3-D Patagonia, Argentina Postcard

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If you enjoy visualizing plateaus, you'll enjoy any of these visual geography satellite photo gifts featuring a stereoscopic image pair of Patagonia, Argentina. Stunning Earth views from outer space. Comes complete with instructions on how to see in 3-D. No need to have visited Patagonia to enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts!

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Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) 2 Inch Round Button

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Bicycle Playing Cards

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Car Bumper Sticker

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No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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Do You Have A Moment To Spare? (Quadrupole Moment) Letterhead

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No need to be a physicist to enjoy any of these wry scientific humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the ubiquitous inquiry "Do You Have A Moment To Spare?". Make others do a double-take in our hurried modern world with any of these tongue-in-cheek educational magnetism attitude gifts today!

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Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work Samsung Galaxy S4 Cover

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Stationery

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Ideas Are Like DNA Strands Leading & Lagging Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you have lots of ideas? Showcase wry scientific attitude with any of these DNA replication gifts with the truism saying "Ideas Are Like DNA Strands - Leading & Lagging & Comprising of Sense & Anti-Sense". Featuring leading and lagging DNA strands, complete with labels. Make others do a double-take with a dose of inspirational biological humor! Perfect gifts for all those with sensible and nonsensical ideas!

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One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge (Card Suits) Impulse Tote Bag

If you feel that you can never play too much bridge and play into the wee hours of the morning in bridge tournaments, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "One Can Never Play Too Much Bridge". Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek bridge / duplicate bridge style today!

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Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci Postcard

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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No need to be an economist to enjoy the supply and demand curve along with the truism saying "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium" on any of these business cards. Introduce yourself with a touch of intelligent flair today! Memorable calling card for those who are happy and in equilibrium!

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