Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, September 24, 2015

Have Not Failed Found 10,000 Ways That Won't Work iPhone 4 Cover

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Thomas Edison's adage is alive and well on any of these quotation gifts featuring his inspirational and motivational words: "I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work." Quote gifts for all those who work in professions with a high failure rate. Be inspired by inventor Thomas Alva Edison's words on looking on the bright side of trial-and-error!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) 4.25x5.5 Paper Invitation Card

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Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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Biotechnology University (DNA Replication) Tee Shirt

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If you work in the biotechnology field, you'll enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with labels of all key parts, along with the Varsity lettering "Biotechnology University". Showcase your knowledge of biotechnology with any of these memorable molecular biology gifts!

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Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

Bridge players and bridge club owners will enjoy introducing themselves with this positive, upbeat business card featuring the four card suits along with the bridge saying "Get Your Mojo On Play Bridge". Sound bridge advice from all avid bridge players!

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Siege Machine (C. 1480) Leonardo da Vinci 2 Inch Square Magnet

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Italian Renaissance genius Leonardo da Vinci had many different interests - art, anatomy, science, invention. Showcase da Vinci's engineer side with any of these gifts featuring his infamous drawing of a "Siege Machine" circa 1480. Historical military enthusiasts will enjoy any of these vintage drawing gifts featuring the lesser known contribution of da Vinci to field of warcraft / defense!

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Economics Not Matter Of Life Or Death Equilibrium Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be an economist or social scientist to enjoy any of these wry econ humor gifts featuring the supply-and-demand curve, along with the economics truism: "Economics: Not A Matter Of Life Or Death Just A Matter Of Equilibrium". Make others do a double-take with any of these tongue-in-cheek, yet deadly serious educational economics gifts today!

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Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Classic White Coffee Mug

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Many believe that the checkers are of different color due to the shadow, but these are actually the same color! Showcase optical illusion visual fun with any of these gifts with the wry saying: "Life Is Frequently Nothing But A Checker Shadow Illusion". Psychology humor for all who know about the sameness found in life!

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Welcome To Snore County (Signs) Shirts

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No need to work in the transportation industry to enjoy any of these wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a county transportation sign that says "Welcome To Snore County". Perfect gag humor gifts for anyone who snores, whether asleep or awake!

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To Analyze Clumps Of Data Cophenetic Correlation Classic White Coffee Mug

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Those who work with tons of data will enjoy any of these wry stats humor gifts featuring the formula for calculating the cophenetic correlation coefficient. Says: "To Analyze Clumps Of Data Just Calculate Cophenetic Correlation Coefficient", with the caption "Note: Magnitude of c should be close to 1 for a high-quality solution." Cophenetic correlation represents a measure how faithfully a dendrogram preserves the pairwise distances between the original unmodeled data points. Make others do a double-take with intelligent biostatistical humor with any of these definitional stats gifts!

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Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation Bicycle Playing Cards

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Showcase your wry open source software side with a dose of geek humor with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot along with the saying "Reenergize Yourself Take A Mental Vacation". Make others do a double-take with a dose of software engineer / software developer humor today! For all who need a mental vacation in order to get reenergized!

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Geomagnetic Storm Inside (Solar Flare Sun) Small Square Tile

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Showcase your astronomical sense of humor with a dose of wry scientific imagery attitude with this image of the sun's surface (massive solar flare, coronal mass ejection) along with the saying "Geomagnetic Storm Inside".

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Don't Take The Schist For Granite (Geology Humor) Greeting Card

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Showcase wry geology humor with any of the colorful gifts featuring the three different type of plate boundaries, along with the geological truism saying "Don't Take The Schist For Granite". Perfect gifts for geologists, earth scientists, and rock hounds of all ages!

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Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside Cover For The iPad Mini

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No need to be an astronomer or solar flare watcher to enjoy tongue-in-cheek Sun humor with any of these gifts featuring a picture of the Sun along with the scientific truism saying "Danger! Nuclear Fusion Inside". Make others do a double-take about exactly lies within you with a dose of geek attitude today!

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Cooking Is Just Chemistry (Periodic Table) Classic White Coffee Mug

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Do you love cooking? Combine your love of cooking with a dose of wry scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements with the saying "Cooking Is Just Chemistry". Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational geek humor today! Memorable gifts for lovers of cooking and chemistry!

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Nikola Tesla Progressive Development Of Man Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Wireless genius and "father of radio" Nikola Tesla once stated the following: "The progressive development of man is vitally dependent on invention." Words of wisdom and inspirational quote gifts by an inventor for all inventors!

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Make Everyday March 14th (Pi / Pie Math Humor) Adult Apron

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No need to be a mathematician to enjoy of these wry math humor gifts featuring pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Make Everyday March 14th". No need to wait until March 14th to celebrate "Pi Day" with any of these educational, math attitude pi gifts! Make others wonder about the significance of March 14th with any of these pi humor gifts!

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This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine (Molecule) Dart Boards

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Caffeine addicts will enjoy any of these wry scientific attitude gifts featuring the chemical molecule for caffeine along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Caffeine".

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Morse Code: Faster Than SMS (International Morse) Case For iPhone 5C

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Morse code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring International Morse Code along with the saying "Morse Code: Faster Than SMS". Make others do a double-take at the wonders of 19th century wireless communication standards in these modern times!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Humor) Dartboards

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Dermatological attitude is found on any of these educational, scientific gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the saying "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin". Memorable skin humor gifts for anyone with skin! Perfect gifts for dermatologists and other skin specialists!

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG/EKG) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a cardiologist to know about the sinus rhythm of your heart. Enjoy wry suggestive medical humor with any of these gifts featuring an ECG/EKG heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the tongue-in-cheek saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm". Make others do a double-take about what you mean with scientific humor gifts today!

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