Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, September 21, 2015

Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments Postage Stamps

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Do you find life to be a series of attractive and repulsive moments? Enjoy tongue-in-cheek physics humor with this stamp featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the life truism saying "Life Is A Series Of Attractive & Repulsive Moments". Double-entendre on the word moment for all scientific wordsmiths!

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Doctor Of The Future Give No Medicine Prevention Small Square Tile

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Prevention is key to having good health and a long life. Showcase this fact with any of these quotable quote gifts featuring timeless words of wisdom by none other than scientist and inventor Thomas Edison: "The doctor of the future will give no medicine, but will instruct his patient in the care of the human frame, in diet and in the cause and prevention of disease." Inspirational idealist doctor quote gifts for any futurist or those who understand the pressing need for prevention in medicine today!

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Benjamin Franklin Morals Of Chess Life Is Chess Tshirts

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If you are a chess player, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following Benjamin Franklin quote from "The Morals Of Chess" (1750): "The game of chess is not merely an idle amusement... for life is a kind of chess..." Make others do a double-take on what they can learn about life via playing chess with any of these chess quote gifts!

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You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party 5.25x5.25 Square Paper Invitation Card

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No need to actually hold a "Mad Tea Party" similar to what was found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" to order any of these Wonderland attitude invitations. Featuring the classic Mad Tea Party drawing by John Tenniel along with the tongue-in-cheek saying for whatever party you are having: "You Are Cordially Invited To A Mad Tea Party". Whimsical fun for anyone who throws a party and enjoys Wonderland attitude!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Dart Board

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Beekeeper / apiarist humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three different life stages of the honey bee along with the following saying: "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages". Make others do a double-take at the stages of a honey bee today with a dose of beekeeper attitude!

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night Postage Stamp

Showcase your wry bridge attitude with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the saying "I Play Bridge During Morning, Noon & Night". Memorable stamp gift for any avid bridge player!

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Okun's Rule Of Thumb (Linear Regression Economics) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you are an economist or economics major, you'll enjoy introducing yourself with any of these gifts featuring these business cards with linear regression and "Okun's Rule Of Them", which states that a 1% increase in the unemployment rate is associated with a 2% decrease in GDP.

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Be Careful When Navigating Road Of Life Slippery Classic White Coffee Mug

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Showcase wry transportation signage humor with any of these gifts featuring a slippery road ahead warning sign. Comes with the truism saying about life: "Be Careful When Navigating The Road Of Life Can Be Slippery". Make others do a double-take when they navigate the road of life with any of these life humor gifts! Perfect gifts for graduates of any major!

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My Wife and My Mother-In-Law (Optical Illusion) Classic White Coffee Mug

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No need to be a psychologist to enjoy this classic optical illusion of both a young woman and a old lady. Caption says it all: "My Wife And My Mother-In-Law." Classic portrait makes you think twice about what the artist is trying to say. Make others do a double-take with any of these illusory illusion gestalt phenomenon gifts! Brain teaser visual sense of fun for all!

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Sunday, September 20, 2015

Particle Physicist Inside (Standard Model Higgs) Tshirt

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Showcase your knowledge of the Standard Model of the Higgs field with any of these quantum physics attitude gifts featuring the saying "Particle Physicist Inside". Memorable geek humor gifts for anyone who thinks about the sub-atomic view of the world all the time!

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Burn Scars In Central Africa (Picture Earth) T Shirt

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No need to have been to Africa or Central Africa to know that human beings create their own natural disasters through deforestation. Showcase the "Burn Scars In Central Africa" with this Picture Earth satellite imagery gift tee. No need to light a fire to make an environmental statement today!

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Just Being Renal (Kidney Nephron Renal Humor) Stamp

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Nephrologists will enjoy sending correspondence with a dose of renal (real) attitude with these stamps featuring an illustration of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Just Being Renal".

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Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle (Krebs Cycle) Tees

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Life is all about birth, death, and the Krebs cycle! Showcase wry organic chemistry humor with any of these gifts featuring the Krebs cycle, also known as the citric acid cycle (TCAC) or the tricarboxylic acid cycle, along with the scientific truism saying "Life Is Nothing But An Organic Cycle". Intelligent educational double-entendre geek attitude gifts for those who know that life follows an organic cycle!

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A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle (Photosynthesis) Dartboard

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Anyone who desires to know what happens in the Calvin cycle, the dark reactions of photosynthesis, will enjoy any of these informative photosynthetic chemistry gifts featuring "A Summary Of The Calvin Cycle". Showcase what really happens in the Calvin cycle from a biochemical perspective today!

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Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities (Stats Fun) Tee Shirts

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Do you think in terms of probabilities? Do you see life as a bunch of probabilities? Look no further than any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), as well as the life truism saying "Life Is Just A Bunch Of Probabilities". No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy! Memorable educational gifts for all who see life in probabilistic terms!

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Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Java Double-Sided T-Shirt Ceramic Christmas Ornament

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Open source Duke fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke snorkeling in a fish tank. Comes with the title and caption that says it all about a programmer / software engineer's life: "Let's Go Snorkeling Because Fixing Code Is Like An Underwater Adventure In A Fishbowl".

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Thinking Is My Modus Operandi (Brain Anatomy) Computer Bag

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Showcase your wry anatomical brainy side with this laptop bag featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Thinking Is My Modus Operandi".

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Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective Two-Tone Coffee Mug

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Wry molecular biology is found on any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take on what DNA and genetics are all about: "Geneticists View Life From A Twisted Perspective". Scientific pun gifts for all know about the double-helix strand known as DNA!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation Stamps

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Showcase your wry astronomical attitude the next time you send this stamp featuring solar flares (coronal mass ejection) along with the scientific caption that's true among us here on Earth: "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation".

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