Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, September 20, 2015

How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) Shirts

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Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Skins For NOOK Color

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Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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Do Me A Favor Think Periodically (Periodic Table) Memo Notepads

tagged with: do me a favor, think periodically, periodic table, periodic table of elements, elements, chemistry, geek, humor, saying, words and unwords, thinker, chemist, scientist, joke, think, favor, funny

Scientific geek humor is alive and well on any of the educational, scientific gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Do Me A Favor Think Periodically". No need to be a chemist or chemistry teacher to enjoy!

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Hebbian Learning Cells Fire Together Wire Together Classic Round Sticker

tagged with: neuron, hebbian learning, wire together, synapse, biology, words and unwords, cells that fire together, geek humor, neurology, learning

Are you a fan of associative learning? Showcase your wry neurological sense of style with any of these educational anatomical gifts featuring a neuron / synapse along with the title "Hebbian Learning". Comes with the caption that has been associated with Hebbian learning: "Cells that fire together, wire together" -- in other words, the simultaneous activation of cells leads to pronounced increases in synaptic strength between those cells. Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude with these memorable neuronal attitude gifts!

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Nikola Tesla Edison Needle Haystack Theory Quote Classic White Coffee Mug

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Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla were both scientists and inventors, yet they were worlds apart when it came to methods. Showcase the words of wisdom by Nikola Tesla with this quote on any of these gifts: "If Edison had a needle to find in a haystack, he would proceed at once with the diligence of the bee to examine straw after straw until he found the object of his search. ... I was a sorry witness of such doings, knowing that a little theory and calculation would have saved him ninety percent of his labor." Perfect Tesla quote gifts for engineers, scientists, inventors, and all those who understand that a little theory and calculation can go a long way in terms of saved labor!

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Phylogenetic Tree Of Life You Are Here Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you're into cladistics and evolution, you'll enjoy introduce yourself to others with a dose of scientific, educational fun with these business cards featuring the "Phylogenetic Tree Of Life" along with the call-out "You Are Here". Make others do a double-take about where they actually are on the tree of life!

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Los Angeles To San Joaquin Valley, California Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: geography, geographer, picture earth, 3-d, stereoscopic image pair, los angeles, california, san joaquin valley, san joaquin, valley, satellite, photo, satellite image, landscape, science, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords

Enjoy seeing California in 3-D via a stereoscopic image pair? You'll enjoy these 3-D gifts featuring a satellite photo of California from Los Angeles to San Joaquin Valley. Complete with instructions on how to view 3-D. No need to be a geographer or earth scientist to enjoy this visual display from Picture Earth!

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Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day (Pi On A Baked Pie) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Showcase your wry pi side the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying that will make others do a double-take on what you are hungry about: "Make Everyday A Tasty Pi Day". Classic pi geek humor fun!

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This Machine Is Powered By Glucose (Molecule) Laptop Bags

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Showcase your wry chemical attitude with a dose of educational science humor the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring the chemical molecule for glucose along with the saying "This Machine Is Powered By Glucose". No need to be a scientist or chemist to enjoy!

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Team Morse Code (Communication Dots & Dashes) Desk Lamps

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Turn on the light with this lamp featuring International Morse Code along with the caption "Team Morse Code". Comes with instructions on how to read IMC. Great lamp gift for any Morse code fan!

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Ankylosaurus (Fused Lizard Dinosaur) Tee Shirts

tagged with: ankylosaurus, fused lizard, tail club, armor, dinosaur, late cretaceous period, cretaceous, paleotologist, paleontology, dinosaurs are fun, dinosaur fan, scientific, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

Everyone desires to recapture prehistoric times with imagining how dinosaurs lived. Showcase your prehistoric side with any of these gifts featuring "fused lizard", Ankylosaurus, the archetypal armored dinosaur which lived between 68 to 65.5 million years ago, in the final Maastrichtian stage of the Late Cretaceous Period. Ankylosaurus was very large compared to modern land animals, contained a tail club, and may have weighed upon to 13,000 pounds. No need to be a paleontologist to showcase your dinosaur side with any of these Ankylosaurus gifts!

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The Skin Doctor Is In (Anatomy Dermatology) Round Metal Christmas Ornament

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Dermatologists will enjoy any of these gifts featuring all key anatomical parts of the human skin along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "The Skin Doctor Is In".

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Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life Tees

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, emt, electrocardiogram, ekg, words and unwords, leading indicator of life, normal sinus rhythm, heartbeat rhythm, geek humor

It is the case that heartbeat is a leading indicator of life. Regardless of what you do for a living, if you have a heartbeat you'll enjoy this wry medical truism saying that says "Heartbeat Leading Indicator Of Life", complete with ECG / EKG electrocardiogram of a normal heartbeat. Make others do a double-take at the leading indicator of life inside of you today with any of these gifts!

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Changing Moment To Moment (Magnetism Humor) Watches

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Let your wry physics geek sense of humor shine the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the following scientific truism saying: "Changing Moment To Moment".

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Put My Money On Sun Solar Energy Source Of Power iPod Touch 4G Decal

tagged with: words and unwords, solar energy, quotation, thomas edison, sun, edison, money, source of power, energy, solar fan

The sun has a lot of energy. Solar energy enthusiasts will enjoy any of these Thomas Edison quote gifts that contain one of Edison's quote about the sun and solar energy: "I'd put my money on sun and solar energy. What a source of power!" Gifts for Thomas Edison enthusiasts, entrepreneurs, scientists, and anyone who understands the power of solar energy!

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Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious (Chess Set) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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If you love to play and think about the game of chess, you'll enjoy any of these business cards with the saying "Life Is A Game Chess Is Serious". Comes with reflective chess set. Make others do a double-take about the game of chess with any of these chess business card sayings the next time you introduce yourself!

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Wonderland Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

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Showcase your wry Wonderland attitude at your next introduction with any of these business cards featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" and as illustrated by John Tenniel. Conversation is all about Alice's wishes of not wanting to go among mad people, with the Cheshire Cat noting to Alice that she must be mad or she wouldn't have come there in the first place!

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Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages Round Metal Christmas Ornament

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Beekeeper / apiarist humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring three different life stages of the honey bee along with the following saying: "Beekeepers Are Like Bees We Go Through Stages". Make others do a double-take at the stages of a honey bee today with a dose of beekeeper attitude!

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Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge Postage

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge sense of humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring the four card suits along with the funny bridge saying "Work Is For People Who Do Not Play Bridge".

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Biotechnology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) Shirts

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No need to work in the field of biotechnology to enjoy scientific humor with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication, complete with all key parts labeled, and the saying "Biotechnology Is In My Genes". Make everyone do a double-take with this biological truism today!

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