Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: dots and dashes, words and unwords, international morse code, code recognition, pilot, morse code, code recognition is essential, amateur radio operator, geek, dits and dahs

Morse Code fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the International Morse Code along with the truism saying "Code Recognition Is Essential". Memorable gifts for pilots, amateur radio operators, and anyone who knows about Morse Code!

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Living Fossil Inside (Coelacanth) Stamp

tagged with: coelacanth, living fossil inside, joke, gag gift, biology, paleontologist, humor, inside, geek, words and unwords, biologist, funny, living fossil, age, old age, latimeria, science, scientist, age humor, attitude, saying, truism, evolution, naturalist, fish, evolve, lifestyle

Showcase your wry evolutionary attitude the next time you send correspondence with any of these stamps featuring a coelacanth, along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Living Fossil Inside".

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Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep (Skin Layers) Letterhead

tagged with: beauty, words and unwords, dermatology, anatomy, saying, skin deep, medical, dermatologist, cannot be just skin deep, geek humor

Showcase your wry dermatological sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the skin along with the following truism saying: "Beauty Cannot Be Just Skin Deep". Anatomical attitude saying gifts for all who have skin!

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My Heart Beats For Cardiology (ECG / EKG) Round Wall Clock

tagged with: heartbeat, electrocardiogram, cardiology, ecg, sinus rhythm, cardiologist, ekg, my heart beats for cardiology, words and unwords, medicine

Showcase your wry medical sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock gift featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an electrocardiogram along with the saying "My Heart Beats For Cardiology".

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Time Passes Moment To Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole) Wrist Watch

tagged with: physics, time passes, physics teacher, geek humor, magnets, quadrupole moment, magnetism, words and unwords, physicist, moment to moment

Showcase your wry magnetic attitude the next time you tell time with a dose of physics humor with this watch featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment along with the scientific saying that says it all: "Time Passes Moment To Moment". Great geek humor watch gift for anyone who finds time passing moment to moment!

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Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: play chess, gymnasium of the mind, chess game, reflective chess set, chess advice, chess saying, chess player, chess truism, words and unwords, chess teacher

If you play chess, you'll enjoy any of these chess saying gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Play Chess It's The Gymnasium Of The Mind". Make others do a double-take about what chess does to one's mind with a dose of sound chess advice!

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We Don't Know A Millionth Of One Percent Anything Kitchen Towel

tagged with: words and unwords, thinker, advice, words of wisdom, millionth of one percent, humor, geek, thomas edison, we don't know, edison

There are so many things that we do not know. Showcase your intellectual side with this intelligent words of wisdom quote by inventor Thomas Alva Edison: "We don't know a millionth of one percent about anything." Timeless philosophical quote gifts for all who know that they do not know many, many things! No need to be a philosopher, scientist, or inventor to enjoy. Geek attitude at its best!

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Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink Round Wall Clock

tagged with: madness and creativity, can all stem from, drink, drink me, alice, wonderland, wonderland attitude, lewis carroll, words and unwords, john tenniel, saying, creativity

Showcase your Wonderland attitude with any of these gifts featuring Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle as drawn by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the following Wonderland truism saying: "Madness & Creativity Can All Stem From A Drink".

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Tuesday, September 15, 2015

Do Not Outsource Your Thinking (Brain Anatomy) Dartboards

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, outsource, outsourcing, anatomy, philosopher, thinker, medical, do not outsource your thinking, geek humor

Showcase your wry anatomical side with a dose of educational humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying "Do Not Outsource Your Thinking". Sound advice brainy humor gifts that will be appreciated by teachers, philosophers, psychologists, and anyone who works in the information era and understands that one's brain cannot be outsourced!

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Who Said That I Was Normal? (Stats Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: normal, psyche, psychology, normality, normal distribution curve, bell curve, query, saying, rhetorical question, funny, geek, humor, attitude, stats, statistics, statistician, words and unwords, percentages, educational, lifestyle

Showcase your wry statistics attitude with any of these bell curve humor gifts! Featuring the rhetorical question: "Who Said That I Was Normal?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of educational, statistical style with these memorable gifts featuring the normal distribution curve, with percentages under the curve! No need to be a mathematician, statistician, or psychologist to enjoy!

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Time Machine Inside (Open Source Duke) Letterhead

tagged with: time machine inside, open source, time machine, inside, computer programmer, software engineer, geek, humor, words and unwords, software development, duke, programmer, engineering, software, funny, attitude, future, computers, time, physics, physicist, computer science, computer scientist, software developer, futurist, programming

No need to be an open source programmer or computer scientist to understand any of these gifts featuring Java's Duke going through a time warp, along with the caption "Time Machine Inside". Make others do a double-take with wry open-source humor with any of these memorable gifts! For all software developer fans of the future!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) BooginHead Pacifier

tagged with: words and unwords, biochemical energy, biochemistry, biochemist, citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, filled with biochemical energy, geek humor, tricarboxylic acid cycle, chemistry, tcac

Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Great gifts for any scientist or science teacher!

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Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective Stamp

tagged with: accelerating, decelerating, different fates of the universe, you are here, astronomer, physics, astrophysicist, universe, geek, words and unwords, astronomy, physicist, fates, fates of the universe, science, scientist, humor, attitude, funny, sarcasm, graph, saying, definition, direction, lifestyle

No need to be an astronomer or astrophysicist to enjoy wry scientific humor the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring "Different Fates Of The Universe In Perspective" with a "You Are Here" callout. Whether you believe that the universe if decelerating or accelerating, showcase your grand scheme of the fates of the universe in perspective with this humorous graph! Make others do a double-take on where the universe is headed today!

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Mariana Trench Deepest Point In Earth's Oceans Shirts

tagged with: diagram, marianas, illustration, mariana trench, mariana arc, plate tectonics, scientific, earth science, geographer, earth scientist, educational, words and unwords, seismologist, educational resources

Earth scientists and geographers who know about the deepest point in the Earth's continental crust will enjoy any of these Mariana Trench gifts! Featuring a cross-section of the Mariana Arc where the Mariana Trench, currently estimated to be up to 10,971 m (35,994 ft) deep, is located. Memorable scientific gifts for all fans of plate tectonics!

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Boneheaded Thoughts Inside Round Clock

tagged with: skull, bones, anatomy, boneheaded thoughts inside, inside, geek, humor, psychology, thinker, words and unwords, anatomical, funny, attitude, science, scientific, medicine, doctor, educational, education, psyche, diagram, philosopher, joke, saying, medical

Do you have boneheaded thoughts inside of your skull? No need to be a skeleton to enjoy this wry scientific anatomical humor design featuring the different parts of the skull, complete with labels. Inform others with tongue-in-cheek skull anatomy attitude that you have "Boneheaded Thoughts Inside" of you with any of these memorable gifts. No need to work in the field of medicine or education to enjoy!

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Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically Letterhead

tagged with: be in your own element, think periodically, chemistry, elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, geek, words and unwords, humor, periodically, saying, double-entendre, double meaning, scientific, educational, science humor, think, thinker, advice, scientific advice

Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying gifts featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor gifts today!

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BRCA2 Breast Cancer Type 2 Susceptibility Protein 15 Oz Stainless Steel Travel Mug

tagged with: genetics, type 2 susceptibility protein, breast cancer researcher, medicine, protein, breast cancer, words and unwords, brca2, biology, oncology

Showcase your knowledge of biology and breast cancer with any of these gifts featuring a crystal structure of BRCA2, the breast cancer type 2 susceptibility protein. This protein is involved in the repair of chromosomal damage with an important role in the error-free repair of DNA double strand breaks. Certain variations / mutations of the BRCA2 gene increase risks for breast cancer as part of a hereditary breast-ovarian cancer syndrome.

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Pi Irrational And Transcendental Number (Math) Cover For iPhone 5C

tagged with: pi irrational and transcendental number, math teacher, irrational and transcendental, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, math, definition of pi, geek humor, pi symbol

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy any of these pi, the mathematical constant, gifts with the truism caption "Irrational And Transcendental Number". Make others do a double-take about the properties of pi as a unique number in the fields of math and science with any of these educational gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Watch

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, geek, truism, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy

Showcase your wry organic chemistry Krebs cycle side the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a diagram of the electron transport chain along with the following scientific truism: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Classic geek attitude gift - no need to be a chemist, biochemist, or biologist to enjoy!

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Code Recognition Is Essential (Morse Code) Puzzles