Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Sunday, September 13, 2015

Heartbeat My Internal Music (Electrocardiogram) Bicycle Playing Cards

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, medical, ekg, geek, medicine, my internal music

Showcase your wry heartbeat sense of humor with any of these ECG/EKG electrocardiogram attitude gifts featuring the saying "Heartbeat My Internal Music".

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My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment Four Magnets 15" Laptop Skins

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, science, words and unwords, physicist, physics, humor, moment, magnetism, moment by moment, psychology

No need to have attention deficit disorder to enjoy wry intelligent humor gifts featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the saying "My Ideas Come And Go Moment By Moment". Showcase your fleeting style with a dose of educational, magnetic physics attitude with any of these truism saying gifts!

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Think Before You Act Play Chess (Reflective Chess) Square Sticker

tagged with: chess saying, words and unwords, think before you act, play chess, game of chess, chess advice, reflective chess set, chess, chess teacher, chess player

Avid chess players and chess teachers will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the following sound chess advice: "Think Before You Act Play Chess". It's no secret that chess players devote a fair amount of time to introspection and thought about which move to play next. Showcase your chess attitude to chess players and non-chess players alike with a dose of philosophical attitude with these memorable chess saying gifts!

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Life's Failures Did Not Realize How Close Success Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: perseverance, thomas alva edison, many of life's failures, words and unwords, quote, failures, success, advice, motivational, thomas edison, inspirational, edison

If you fail, try, try again -- and try one more time. Inspirational quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's words of wisdom: "Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up." Showcase your understanding of how failure and success go hand-in-hand with any of these motivational quotation gifts. Perfect gifts for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, writers, artists -- and anyone who experiences a high rate of failure and never, ever gives up!

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Don't Want To Go Among Mad People Alice Cheshire iPhone 5 Covers

tagged with: don't want to go, among mad people, alice, wonderland, cheshire cat, john tenniel, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, quote, words and unwords, madness, funny, geek, humor, attitude, mad conversation, discovery, psyche, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Showcase your wry Wonderland side with any of these gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat as illustrated by John Tenniel in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland". For all those who don't want to go among mad people, yet discover that they are already mad!

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Relaxing Is In My DNA (DNA Replication) Ringer Coffee Mug

tagged with: genes, humor, words and unwords, dna replication, dna, molecular biology, relaxing is in my dna, relaxing, genetics

If you love to relax, showcase your wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the saying "Relaxing Is In My DNA".

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Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge (Card Suits) Galaxy S5 Cases

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge side with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Have A Full Deck In Life Play Bridge". Words of wisdom gifts for all advocates of the game of bridge!

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Rhombicuboctahedron (Leonardo da Vinci) Dart Boards

tagged with: rhombicuboctahedron, archimedean solid, eight triangular, eighteen square faces, math, geometry, geometric, mathematician, da vinci, words and unwords, scientist, drawing, dimension, leonardo da vinci, renaissance, educational, math teacher

Gifts featuring Leonardo da Vinci's infamous drawing of a rhombicuboctahedron, an Archimedean solid with eight triangular and eighteen square faces. Let your geometric side shine through!

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Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection Postage Stamp

tagged with: do not invest, in a stock, priced for perspection, stock market, stock market graph, sign, signage, economics, investors, words and unwords, value investing, do it yourself investor, geek, humor, advice, econ, stockbroker, financier, investor, invest, investment advice

Sound economic advice is alive and well on this postage stamp featuring a yellow diamond sign that says the following: "Do Not Invest In A Stock Priced For Perfection". Relevant and timely investment advice at a time when the stock market is hitting its all time highs for the next time you send correspondence!

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Procrastinator (Clock) Inside Warning Sign Dinner Plates

tagged with: warning sign, words and unwords, signage, procrastination, procrastinator, clock, yellow warning sign, humor, sign, funny

Are you a procrastinator? Showcase your wry attitude toward procrastination with any of these gifts featuring a yellow diamond warning sign along with the saying "Procrastinator Inside". Includes image of clock with second hand. Memorable psyche attitude gifts for all who procrastinate too much!

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Which Orange Circle Is Larger? (Optical Illusion) Awards

tagged with: optical illusion, illusions, brain teaser, psychology, cognitive effects, geek, ebbinghaus illusion, which orange circle is larger, relative size perception, words and unwords, optics, psyche, psychologist, gag gifts, science, scientific, humor, attitude, perception, visual perception, visual effect, titchener circles, experimental psychology, riddles, brain teasers

Ask yourself and others this key question: Which orange circle is larger? Showcase the Ebbinghaus illusion with a dose of relative fun on any of these gifts. Caption explains the optical illusion: "Answer: The 2 orange circles are the same size, but the one on the left seems smaller due to being surrounded by larger objects. This phenomenon is known as the Ebbinghaus illusion." Also known as Titchener circles. Educational optical illusion gifts for all who enjoy visual humor. Make others do a double-take and look again and again today!

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Celebrate The Fourth (Android Bug Droid) Small Square Tile

tagged with: celebrate the fourth, software developer, software engineer, software engineering, android, bug droid, geek humor, words and unwords, independence day, fourth of july, uncle sam hat, sparkler

Fans of Bug droid will enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Android robot with a Fourth of July Uncle Sam red white and blue hat along with sparkler along with the caption "Celebrate The Fourth". Enjoy the party with a dose of wry geek software developer / software engineer humor! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Long Apron

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Southern Spain and Algeria (Picture Earth) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: mediterranean, mediterranean sea, geography, geographer, science, scientist, visible earth, picture earth, imagery, outer space image, earth science, earth scientist, southern spain, spain, algeria, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, satellite geography, landscape, north africa, miscellaneous

If you enjoy view of the Earth from outer space, you'll enjoy any of these Picture Earth gifts featuring Southern Spain and Algeria. Vivid satellite geography image gifts for all who enjoy Mediterranean and Mediterranean Sea geography. No need to have visited Spain or Algeria to enjoy!

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It's All Organic (Krebs Cycle) Towel

tagged with: it's all organic, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, biochemistry, biochemist, biochemical energy, scientist, science, words and unwords, geek saying, atp, energy, geek humor, chemist, biologist, biology, chemistry, energy cycle, organic chemistry, organic chemist, saying

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle / tricarboxylic acid cycle) attitude is alive and well on this kitchen towel featuring the saying "It's All Organic". Memorable science humor saying gift for biochemists, biologists, chemists, scientists, and anyone into organic chemistry!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Wrist Watches

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with this watch featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude the next time you tell time! Great gift for any nephrologist!

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From Light To Chemical Energy (Photosynthesis) Postage Stamps

tagged with: from light to chemical energy, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, energy, atp, autotroph, chloroplast, words and unwords, educational, scientific, biology, chemistry, thylakoid

Showcase your wry photosynthetic side with any of these scientific, educational stamps featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the following caption: "From Light To Chemical Energy". Great postage gift for any biologist or botanist!

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Don't Be Mean Be Above Average (Statistics Humor) Two-Tone Coffee Mug

tagged with: statistician,stats,statistics,bell curve,normal distribution curve,percentages,words and unwords,don't be mean,be above average,statistical humor,geek humor,psyche,psychology,scientist,mathematician,geek,attitude,saying,humor

In the world of statistics, mean means average. Showcase your wry statistical sense of humor with any of these bell curve distribution (normal distribution curve, Gaussian curve) gifts featuring the following stats truism saying: "Don't Be Mean Be Above Average". Make everyone do a double about what you are referring to with a dose of statistical attitude today! Memorable gifts for any calm and rational statistician!

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Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole (Duke) Round Clock

tagged with: time travel, wormhole, computer scientist, software developer, software engineer, science fiction, geek, time gate, open source, words and unwords, duke, physics, physicist, engineer, funny, software development, spacetime, time, space, humor, attitude, programmer, devices

Open source programmers, computer scientists, physicists, and science fiction fans will enjoy any of these gifts featuring time travel. Featuring open source mascot Duke going through a time gate, along with the wry truism saying "Travel Through An Open Source Wormhole". In physics and fiction, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of space-time that would be, fundamentally, a "shortcut" through space-time. Make others do a double-take on time travel with any of these colorful open source geek gifts for anyone who loves the future!

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Insufficient Storage Inside (Brain Anatomy Humor) 16 Oz Frosted Glass Beer Mug

tagged with: insufficient storage inside, brain anatomy, anatomy, brain, brainy, anatomical, inside, insufficient storage, words and unwords, geek, attitude, humor, saying, psyche, psychology, medical, funny

Anatomical attitude is alive and well with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Insufficient Storage Inside".

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