Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Saturday, September 12, 2015

The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret Skin For Kindle Fire

tagged with: traffic signal, signals of life, words and unwords, hard to interpret, signage, geek humor, sign, advice, traffic light sign, transportation sign

Do you see the traffic signals of life as hard to interpret? If so, you'll enjoy any of these wry transportation / traffic sign gifts featuring the warning sign for traffic signal ahead along with the truism saying "The Traffic Signals Of Life Are Hard To Interpret". Memorable gifts for all who are unsure of whether to stop, go, or slow down in life!

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Cambrian Explosion (Oak Tree On Bug Droid) Jigsaw Puzzle

tagged with: cambrian explosion, bug droid, android, evolution, software development, operating system, open source, words and unwords, software developer, oak tree silhouette, oak tree, software engineer, geek humor, geek saying, bug droid font

Software developers and software engineers working on the Android platform will enjoy any of these gifts featuring Bug Droid along with the oak tree on it. Includes the saying about the world that we live in today regarding the Android operating system in Upper Case Bug Droid font: "Cambrian Explosion". Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wave-Particle Duality Inside Uncertainty Principle Drink Coaster

tagged with: wave-particle duality inside, quantum mechanics, heisenberg uncertainty principle, physics, quantum state, geek, humor, words and unwords, partial differential equation, uncertainty principle, saying, attitude

Showcase your knowledge of quantum physics with any of these gifts featuring the saying "Wave-Particle Duality Inside". Includes an illustration of Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle which describes the fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, such as position x and momentum p, can be known simultaneously. In other words, the more precisely the position of some particle is determined, the less precisely its momentum can be known, and vice versa. Classic quantum mechanics geek attitude with any of these gifts!

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Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World (Nephron) Belt Buckle

tagged with: renal, nephron, kidney, nephrology, nephrologists, embrace the renal world, geek, medical, medicine, words and unwords, anatomical, humor, saying, attitude, anatomy

Showcase your nephrological sense of style with a dose medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of a kidney's nephron along with the following saying "Nephrologists Embrace The Renal World". Make others do a double-take on exactly what you mean with a dose of renal (real) attitude today!

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Where In The World Would You Be Organic Chemistry? Round Clock

tagged with: citric acid cycle, words and unwords, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, query, chemistry, geek, where in the world, would you be, krebs cycle

Showcase your wry biochemistry / chemistry sense of humor the next time you tell time with this clock featuring the Krebs cycle along with the following scientific rhetorical question: "Where In The World Would You Be Without Organic Chemistry?"

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If We Could All Photosynthesize Wouldn't Be Energy Drink Coasters

tagged with: atp, if we could all photosynthesize, photosynthesis, alternative energy, converting light into energy, biology, light-dependent reactions, geek, green power, words and unwords, green energy, energy, biochemistry, biochemist, biologist, science, humor, attitude, scientist, funny, ecology, saying, methods

No need to be a biologist or biochemist to enjoy alternative energy attitude featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis. Comes with the wry hypothetical saying that will make others stop and think: "If We Could All Photosynthesize There Wouldn't Be An Energy Crisis". Make others do a double-take about the power of converting light into energy with a dose of photosynthetic ATP attitude today!

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Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment Round Clocks

tagged with: software engineers, java, java's duke, live in a fishbowl environment, fish tank humor, geek, attitude, open source, words and unwords, humor, saying, software developers, software engineering, software development

Showcase your wry open source sense of humor with a dose of software engineering attitude with any of these gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot duke along with the saying "Software Engineers Live In A Fishbowl Environment". Great geek humor gifts for any open source software engineer!

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Never Mind ... (Brain Anatomy Psyche Humor) Dry Erase Whiteboards

tagged with: never mind, brain, anatomy, humor, geek, psyche, psychology, anatomical, words and unwords, parts of the human brain, mind, mindset, funny, attitude, saying, truism, brainy

Showcase your wry mentality with a dose of anatomical fun with any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the often heard saying "Never Mind ... ". Makes a great psychological humor gift for anyone who shrugs a lot!

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Summarizing Statistics (Bell Curve Distribution) Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: summarizing statistics, statistics, summarizing, normal distribution curve, bell curve, words and unwords, statistician, average, math, statistican, mathematician, z-score, percentages under the curve, psychologist, saying, educational, science, geek

Showcase your wry statistical attitude the next time you introduce yourself with any of these business cards featuring a normal distribution curve (bell curve), complete with percentages under the curve, along with the saying "Summarizing Statistics".

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Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere Earth Tshirt

tagged with: earth scientist, hydrologist, study hydrology, words and unwords, geek attitude, earth, earth science, because water is everywhere, hydrology

Hydrologists, civil engineers, and earth scientists will enjoy this view of land, shallow water, ice, and clouds of the Earth along with the following scientific advice: "Study Hydrology Because Water Is Everywhere On Earth". Memorable Earth imagery gifts for all who understand the importance of water to the sustainability of our planet!

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Saturn's Rings (Photo Of Saturn Rings) Wristwatch

tagged with: saturn, planet saturn, photo of saturn's rings, astronomy, saturn's rings, saturn's rings shadow, words and unwords, astronomer, saturn fan

Astronomical attitude is alive and well on this watch featuring a photo of Saturn's rings.

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Alchemist Inside (Medieval Alchemy) Candy Jar

tagged with: alchemy, alchemist inside, medieval, medieval alchemy, inside, humor, chemistry, turning lead into gold, two-headed person, words and unwords, religion, attitude, chemist, science, scientist, geek, funny, alchemist, methods, techniques

Even if you do not turn lead into gold, chemists and alchemists of all ages will enjoy this medieval alchemy design, with the caption "Alchemist Inside". Gifts for all those who enjoy the scientific religious pursuit of alchemy in modern times!

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Periodicity Rules My Life (Periodic Table) Beverage Coasters

tagged with: chemistry, periodic table of elements, periodicity rules my life, humor, attitude, geek, periodic table, words and unwords, educational, educational resources

Chemistry humor comes alive on any of these gifts featuring the Periodic Table of Elements along with the saying "Periodicity Rules My Life". If you like to punctual, consistent, and regular -- as opposed to irregular -- you'll enjoy any of these wry geek attitude gifts that will make people do a double-take at exactly what you are referring to! No need to be a chemistry major or chemistry teacher to enjoy a touch of Mendeleev humor!

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Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire Neuron / Synapse 2 Inch Square Magnet

tagged with: slow down, advice, neuron, synapse, neurology, biology, let your synapses fire, geek, words and unwords, attitude, humor, saying, neurotransmitter, psyche

Showcase your wry neurological side with a dose of biology geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a neuron / synapse along with the sound advice for all who think and talk really fast: "Slow Down Let Your Synapses Fire".

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Tesla Our Machinery Driven Power Obtainable At Any Double-Sided Standard Business Cards (Pack Of 100)

tagged with: wireless, geek, words and unwords, power obtainable at any point, power, electrical engineer, our machinery will be driven, nikola tesla, physicist, universe, quote

Introduce yourself with a dose of wireless attitude with any of these business cards featuring a timeless quote by "Father of Wireless" inventor, scientist, and electrical engineer, Nikola Tesla, who once noted the following: "Ere many generations pass, our machinery will be driven by a power obtainable at any point of the universe."

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Coded For Translation (RNA Codon Wheel) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: coded for translation, rna codon wheel, biology, molecular biology, words and unwords, rna, ribonucleic acid, codon, science, humor, geek, attitude, language, code, funny, saying, truism, protein synthesis, translator

Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring an RNA codon wheel along with the caption that applies to anyone engaged in protein synthesis: "Coded For Translation".

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Stereoscopic Image Pair Pasadena, California T Shirts

tagged with: stereoscopic image pair, pasadena, california, stereoscopic, 3-d, geographers, san gabriel mountains, satellite, photo, imagery, satellite imagery, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, visual, perspective, picture earth, methods, techniques

Make others do a double-take with any of these stereoscopic image pair of Pasadena, California gifts. No need to have lived in Pasadena California to enjoy any of these vivid satellite photo images. Complete with instructions on 3-D viewing. Perfect gifts for geographers and those who love the San Gabriel Mountains from a Picture Earth perspective!

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Wanted A World Filled With Pi (Pi Pie Math Humor) Puzzle

tagged with: pie humor, mathematician, mathematical constant, eat pi, words and unwords, math, math pi, geek humor, a world filled with pi, pi on baked pie

Showcase your wry geek side with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie, along with the saying "Wanted - A World Filled With Pi". Make others do a double-take with any of these visual word-play gifts for hungry mathematicians! Memorable gifts for math teachers and all who think about pi, the transcendental and irrational number!

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This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin Round Wallclocks

tagged with: chemistry, humor, chemical molecule, geek, melatonin, pharmacology, powered by melatonin, words and unwords, sleep molecule, this machine's sleep, advice, biochemist

Melatonin is the sleep molecule. Showcase your wry scientific chemical molecule side with any of these gifts featuring melatonin, along with the scientific truism saying "This Machine's Sleep Is Powered By Melatonin". Whether you ingest melatonin or not, get a good night's sleep with any of these chemical geek humor attitude gifts!

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Lost In The Fifth Dimension? (Geometry Cube Humor) Case For iPhone 5C

tagged with: math, geometry, fifth dimension cube, lost in the 5th dimension, geek, humor, attitude, funny, words and unwords, dimensional, saying, educational

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring a cube as represented in the fifth dimension along with the following query: "Lost In The Fifth Dimension?" Make others do a double-take with a dose of math and geometry humor today!

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