Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Tuesday, September 08, 2015

Make Everyday Pi Day (Mathematics Pi / Pie Humor) Computer Bag

tagged with: irrational number, mathematician, mathematical constant, words and unwords, educational, make everyday pi day, geek, pi fan, pi on a baked pie, pi humor

No need to be a mathematician to enjoy wry math humor with any of these gifts featuring pi on a baked pie along with the saying "Make Everyday Pi Day". Make others do a double-take at this irrational mathematical constant with a dose of educational geek humor today!

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Evolving Cube Inside (Math & Geometry) Yubo Lunch Box

tagged with: evolving cube inside, cube, inside, math, geometry, mathematician, geek, geometrician, humor, words and unwords, attitude, educational, saying, cuboid, education

No need to be a math teacher or geometrician to enjoy wry math and geometry attitude the next time you have lunch with this lunchbox featuring "Evolving Cube Inside".

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Trilobite Anyone? (Fossilized Trilobite) Stamp

tagged with: trilobite, trilobite anyone, paleontologist, paleontology, biostratigraphy, evolutionary biology, evolution, evolve, geek, words and unwords, fossil, science, scientist, funny, humor, attitude, fossilized, saying

No need to be a paleontologist or archaeologist to enjoy this stamp featuring a fossilized trilobite. Trilobites, meaning "three lobes", are a well-known fossil group of extinct marine arthropods that form the class Trilobita. Because trilobites had wide diversity and an easily fossilized exoskeleton an extensive fossil record was left, with some 17,000 known species spanning Paleozoic time. The study of these fossils has led to important contributions in the fields of biostratigraphy, paleontology, evolutionary biology and plate tectonics. Make others do a double-take on trilobites the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a fossilized trilobite and the saying "Trilobite Anyone?"

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Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm (ECG / EKG) Laptop Computer Bag

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, sinus rhythm, electrocardiogram, humor, ekg, geek, cardiologists, do it with rhythm, cardiology

Cardiologists will enjoy traveling with this laptop bag featuring a normal sinus rhythm heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) along with the funny truism saying "Cardiologists Do It With Rhythm".

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers) Display Plaques

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key components to human skin along with the saying "Fascinated By Skin". Make others do a double-take on what you are truly fascinated by with a dose of medical, anatomical humor today!

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Future Grandmaster (Reflective Chess Set) Tshirt

tagged with: future grandmaster, chess, grandmaster, saying, geek, attitude, reflective chess set, chess set, words and unwords, chess players, chess aspiration, chess goal, chess pieces, chess sayings, chess game

Chess players who aspire to be Grandmasters will enjoy any of these gifts featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Future Grandmaster". For any chess player who aspires to reach the highest echelons of the chess world!

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Guess Intelligently Play Bridge (Four Card Suits) Postage

Showcase your wry bridge / duplicate bridge player side the next time you send correspondence with any of these gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "Guess Intelligently Play Bridge".

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Do As I Say Not As I Do (Yellow Warning Sign) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: humor, sign, signage, advice, do as i say, not as i do, saying, truism, warning sign, words and unwords, yellow diamond warning sign, funny, imitation

Showcase your wry attitude toward imitation with a dose of signage humor with any of these featuring the yellow diamond warning sign along with the truism saying "Do As I Say Not As I Do".

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Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy (Krebs) Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: citric acid cycle, krebs cycle, words and unwords, just generating a form, usable energy, energy cycle, geek, humor, biochemistry, chemistry

Krebs cycle (citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) attitude is alive and well on any of these biochemistry geek attitude gifts featuring the saying "Just Generating A Form Of Usable Energy". Make others do a double-take on how you produce ATP within your cells today!

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Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation Rectangular Sticker

tagged with: correlation, words and unwords, remember, statistics, correlation does not equal causation, datapoints, humor, causation, geek, correlation coefficients

No need to be a statistician to know that correlation does not equal causation. Showcase your wry and witty statistical side with any of these gifts featuring various correlation coefficients and their respective graphs along with the following reminder: "Remember ... Correlation Does Not Equal Causation". Statistical geek attitude for anyone who knows about the relationship between correlation and causation -- i.e., there isn't one!

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Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts Round Wall Clocks

tagged with: words and unwords, software development, software engineers, software developers, nuts and bolts, open source, drill down to the, programmer, geek humor, geek saying

Open source advocates who program in Java and beyond will enjoy any of these tongue-in-cheek unofficial Java mascot Duke gifts featuring Duke wielding a chainsaw and jack hammer along with the following truism saying: "Software Developers Have To Drill Down To The Nuts & Bolts". Make others do a double-take on what software developers and software engineers do on a daily basis!

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Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside (Brain Humor) Skateboards

tagged with: brain, words and unwords, warning, anatomy, discombobulated, anatomical, discombobulated mind inside, brainy, geek humor, psyche

Showcase your wry intelligent side with this skateboard gift featuring the different anatomical parts of the human brain along with the saying that will make others do a double-take: "Warning! Discombobulated Mind Inside". Brainy humor gift for skaterboarders and non-skateboarders!

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Facilitator Inside (Facilitated Diffusion) Letterhead

tagged with: facilitator inside, mediator, facilitator, facilitated diffusion, cell membrane, protein, biology, humor, geek, words and unwords, molecules, chemistry, biochemistry, cell biologist, biologist, biochemist, scientist, attitude, saying, lifestyle

If you are a facilitator in any capacity, you'll enjoy wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring facilitated diffusion across a cell membrane, along with the caption "Facilitator Inside". Specifically, facilitated diffusion involves the use of a protein to facilitate the movement of molecules across the membrane. In some cases, molecules pass through channels within the protein,In other cases, the protein changes shape, allowing molecules to pass through. Make others do a double-take on your ability to facilitate in life with any of these cell biology attitude gifts!

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Biology Only Discipline Multiplication Division Round Metal Christmas Ornament

tagged with: humor, biology, biologist, geek, the only discipline, multiplication and division, mean the same thing, mitosis

Wry mitotic humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following scientific truism saying: "Biology The Only Discipline Where Multiplication & Division Are The Same". No need to be a biologist to understand the process of mitosis -- i.e., cell division and, by extension, cell multiplication. Make others do a double-take with a dose of tongue-in-cheek biology geek attitude today!

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How I Am Related To You (Cousin Tree Genetic Kin) Round Clock

tagged with: family reunion, cousin tree, genetic kinship, genetics, relationships, genealogy, genealogist, family relationships, words and unwords, kinship, family history, chart, educational, scientific, evolution, anthropology, scientist, generations, biology, family ties, educational resources

No need to be a genealogist to understand the cousin tree with genetic kinship. At your next family reunion showcase your educational, family history style with any of these cousin tree gifts featuring the caption "How I Am Related To You". Make others do a double-take on family relationships today!

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Fascinated By Skin (Skin Layers)

tagged with: fascinated by skin, skin, dermal layers, dermatology, dermatologist, dermal, scientific, educational, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, funny, medical, medicine, skin doctor

Thomas Edison Restlessness Discontent Progress Watches

tagged with: discontent, words and unwords, success, entrepreneur, restlessness, progress, failure, restlessness is discontent, thomas edison, inspirational

Showcase your inspirational and motivational side with this watch featuring a timeless quote by inventor and scientist Thomas Alva Edison. Quote says: "Restlessness is discontent- and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man- and I will show you a failure." Showcase how discontent is a necessity for progress with this watch! Perfect timepiece gift for scientists, inventors, entrepreneurs, business people, and anyone who understands the connection between restlessness, discontent, and progress!

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Jabberwocky Poem by Lewis Carroll Canvas Print

tagged with: jabberwock, jabberwocky, lewis carroll, alice in wonderland, poem, john tenniel, through the looking glass, and what alice found there, wonderland, words and unwords, gibberish, pormanteau, poetry, infamous poem, monster, logic, rhyme and reason, artist, jabberwocky poem, jaberwock, jaberwocky, monsters

Showcase linguistic talent and memory with this wrapped canvas featuring Lewis Carroll's infamous "Jabberwocky" poem in Through The Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There. Includes John Tenniel's infamous picture of the Jabberwock. Make others do a double-take when they try to read the poem -- which includes logical gibberish and portmanteau! Timeless canvas gift that will delight any Wonderland fan!

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Be Mindful Of The Honey Bee (Apiarist Attitude) Stamps

tagged with: be mindful, of the honey bee, apiarist attitude, honey bee, bee, apiarist, beekeeper, words and unwords, saying, advice

Apiarists and beekeepers will enjoy sending correspondence with this postage featuring the honey bee along with the saying for anyone who cares about the role of the honey bee in agriculture: "Be Mindful Of The Honey Bee". Memorable beekeeper attitude postage for all who are mindful of honey bees!

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May All Your Finesses And Slams Make (Bridge) Double-Sided Oval Ceramic Christmas Ornament

Wish you fellow bridge partner happy thoughts with any of these bridge attitude gifts featuring the four card suits along with the saying "May All Your Finesses And Slams Make". Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with a dose of good wishes for excellent bridge play with these memorable bridge saying gifts!

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