Friday, September 04, 2015

Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Round Clocks


tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, skin, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, medicine, covered to the brim, geek humor

You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Thomas Edison To Invent Imagination Pile Of Junk Letterhead


tagged with: thomas edison, thomas alva edison, imagination, quote, humor, geek, words and unwords, edison, a pile of junk, to invent, scientist, inventor, quotation, witty, funny, truism, advice, inventors

If you love to invent, you'll enjoy any of these quotable quote gifts featuring Thomas Edison's timeless wit and wisdom. Edison once said: "To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk." Showcase your inventive and imaginative side with these invention humor Edison quotation gifts today!

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Chess Is The Spice Of Life (Reflective Chess Set) Laptop Commuter Bag


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Showcase your wry chess attitude the next time you travel with this laptop bag featuring a reflective chess set along with the saying "Chess Is The Spice Of Life". Memorable gift for any avid chess player who thinks that chess truly is the spice of life!

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Wonderland Time Has Come Through Looking Glass Award


tagged with: poetry, wonderland, lewis carroll, poem, the walrus and the carpenter, time has come, john tenniel, through the looking glass, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, stanza, nonsense, logic, nonsensical, reason, rhyme, rhythm, advice, funny, humor, attitude

Wonderland fans who have read "Through the Looking Glass" will enjoy this tidbit of Lewis Carroll's infamous poem "The Walrus and the Carpenter". Showcase the fact that the time has come to talk about many, many nonsensical things with this classic John Tenniel Walrus and Carpenter design, along with a portion of the poem, on any of the timeless gifts. Poetic gifts for any reader of Lewis Carroll's works or any fan of nonsensical reason, rhyme, and rhythm!

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Hand Towel


No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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Speed Limit Zero Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay Letterhead


tagged with: transportation sign, signs, signage, speed limit zero, speed limit 0, physics, speed limit sign, words and unwords, humor, geek saying, couch potato, physicist, newton's mechanics, mechanics, funny

No need to be a physics major to enjoy traffic sign humor with any of these gifts featuring a speed limit transportation sign, along with the wry physics saying caption (for all who know about Newton's laws): "Because A Mass At Rest Will Stay At Rest". Includes "Speed Limit 0" [Zero] sign. Couch potatoes -- and all who love to sit down and rest -- will enjoy any of these timeless signage humor gifts!

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Are You At Equilibrium? Supply-And-Demand Curve Wristwatches


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Make others do a double-take with a dose of wry economics humor the next time you tell time with this watch featuring a supply-and-demand curve along with the following ponderous caption: "Are You At Equilibrium?"

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Thursday, September 03, 2015

It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist (Thermodynamics) BooginHead Pacifier


tagged with: carnot heat engine, thermodynamics, second law of thermodynamics, work, physics, physicist, geek, humor, 24 hours per day, words and unwords, saying, truism, attitude, educational, science, scientist, temperature differences, 7 days per week, 365 days per year, definition, heat engine diagram, science teacher, physics teacher, truisms

No need to be a physics major or physicist to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the Carnot heat engine, along with the wry truism saying "It Takes A Lot Of Work To Exist 24 Hours A Day, 7 Days Per Week, 365 Days Per Year". Specifically, these gifts feature the second law of thermodynamics. Since any thermodynamic engine requires such a temperature difference, it follows that useful work cannot be derived from an isolated system in equilibrium; there must always be an external energy source and a cold sink. Educational physics attitude gifts for all who work in the thermodynamic sense of the word!

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Filled With Biochemical Energy (Krebs Cycle) BooginHead Pacifier


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Krebs cycle attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the citric acid cycle (tricarboxylic acid cycle - TCAC) along with the saying "Filled With Biochemical Energy". Scientific truism fun for anyone who knows how biochemical energy is produced within cells! Great gifts for any scientist or science teacher!

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Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal (Kidney Nephron) Premium Keepsake Boxes


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Showcase our wry renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Life Is Not Anal It Is Renal". Great anatomical geek humor saying gifts for any nephrologist!

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Be Colorful Promote An Open Source Mindset (Duke) Drink Pitchers


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If you work with open source code or desire for others to give open source a try, you'll enjoy any of these gifts featuring a colorful Duke (Java's unofficial mascot) with a joker's wand. Truism saying for open source programmers says it all: "Be Colorful - Promote An Open Source Mindset". Bring color into your life with an open mindset with any of these wry geek humor gifts!

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Bridge Is An Intellectual Game Four Card Suits Fabric


tagged with: bridge game, duplicate bridge, bridge player, bridge is an intellectual game, bridge humor, four card suits, bridge saying, words and unwords

Bridge players will enjoy making stuff with this fabric featuring the four card suits along with the following saying: "Bridge Is An Intellectual Game". Perfect bridge saying fabric for any avid bridge / duplicate bridge player who loves to engage in do-it-yourself projects with a dose of bridge attitude!

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Losing My Brain Is Not An Acceptable Option Wristwatch


tagged with: brain, words and unwords, neurosurgeon, not an acceptable option, anatomy, losing my brain, humor, medical, brainy, geek

Let your wry brainy sense of humor shine the next time you tell time with this watch featuring the different parts of the human brain along with the following truism saying: "Losing My Brain Is Not An Acceptable Option". Sound reminder about what isn't acceptable for you whenever you tell time!

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Just A Normally Distributed Genius (Stats Humor) Binders


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Showcase your wry statistical side with this binder featuring a normal distribution curve (Gaussian curve) along with the following caption that will make others do a double-take: "Just A Normally Distributed Genius". Stats humor fun for all geniuses!

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How Yellowstone Works (Geology Supervolcano) Spiral Note Book


tagged with: volcano, geology, volcanologist, seismology, words and unwords, how yellowstone works, seismologist, humor, yellowstone national park, geek, yellowstone

Yellowstone National Park was the first national park in the world. As many geologists know, Yellowstone Caldera is the largest supervolcano, a volcano capable of producing a super volcanic eruption with ejecta greater than 1,000 cubic kilometers (240 cubic miles), on the North American continent. The caldera is considered an active volcano; it has erupted with tremendous force several times in the last two million years. Showcase educational, scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring "How Yellowstone Works" from a geological point of view. Memorable gifts for all fans of Yellowstone and supervolcanoes!

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Warning! Biofilm Inside (Microorganisms) Letterhead


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Showcase your wry scientific attitude with any of these gifts featuring an electron micrograph of Staphylococcus aureus along with the truism saying: "Warning! Biofilm Inside". Make others do a double-take regarding the microorganisms inside of you with a dose of biological humor today!

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Pi My One And Only Constant In Life (Math Humor) Wrist Watches


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Do you think about pi, the mathematical constant, a lot? Have you been jilted by the tendency of everything in life to change? Showcase your wry mathematical sense of humor with this tongue-in-cheek pi watch with the following saying: "Pi My One And Only Constant In Life". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with a dose of geek attitude!

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Covered To The Brim With Skin (Skin Layers) Drink Pitcher


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You are covered to the brim with skin. Showcase this wry anatomical scientific truism with any of these gifts featuring the biology of human skin, complete with all key parts labeled. Make others do a double-take about the epidermis and the other dermal layers with these science humor gifts featuring the saying "Covered To The Brim With Skin"!

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Wonderland Which Way I Ought To Go From Here Barely There iPhone 6 Case


tagged with: which way i ought, to go, wonderland, lewis carroll, alice, cheshire cat, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, illustration, ponderous, thoughtful, crossroads in life, quote, quotation

Those who are ponderous regarding the direction in life they should take will enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll quotation gifts featuring the infamous conversation between Alice and the Cheshire Cat in Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland", Classic illustration as drawn by John Tenniel and the entire "Which way I ought to go from here?" passage are found on these memorable Wonderland advice gifts -- perfect for graduation, retirement, or anyone at a crossroads in life!

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Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge (Bridge Humor) Bag Tag


No matter what your age or level of experience, you'll enjoy any of these bridge humor gifts featuring the four card suits and the saying "Keep The Neurons Firing Play Bridge". Make others do a double-take at what the game of bridge does to a person with wry, quirky bridge player humor today!

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