Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Wednesday, September 02, 2015

Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically SIGG Traveler 1.0L Water Bottle

tagged with: be in your own element, think periodically, chemistry, elemental, periodic table of elements, elements, geek, words and unwords, humor, periodically, saying, double-entendre, double meaning, scientific, educational, science humor, think, thinker, advice, scientific advice

Wry and sly Periodic Table of Elements humor is alive and well on any of these double-entendre saying featuring the following advice: "Be In Your Own Element Think Periodically". Make others do a double-take and wonder what you mean with any of these scientific, educational geek humor today!

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Give Me Your Undivided Attention Study Mitosis Square Sticker

tagged with: cell division, geek, give me your undivided attention, biologist, mitosis, humor, cell, words and unwords, study mitosis, biology

Biology attitude is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring mitosis along with the following saying: "Give Me Your Undivided Attention Study Mitosis". No need to be a biologist or biology teacher to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these gifts!

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24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope (Geometry) Rectangular Cheeseboard

tagged with: 24-cell, 4-dimensional, polytope, geometry, cube, math, geek, humor, 4th dimension, words and unwords, geometric, attitude, cubic, mathematician, satire, educational, math teacher, geometry teacher, educational resources

Do you often think in the 4th dimension? Look no further than this "24-Cell 4-Dimensional Polytope" on this memorable math and geometry attitude cheeseboard. Make yourself do a double-take about what 4-dimensional objects look like the next time you slice cheese!

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Communication Is A Matter Of Morse Code Humor iPhone 5 Cases

tagged with: international morse code, samuel morse, amateur radio operator, geek, humor, communication, wireless communication, morse code, words and unwords, is a matter of morse, message, truism, technology, language, symbols, symbolic, educational resources

If you are an amateur radio operator, you'll enjoy any of these educational International Morse Code gifts, along with the truism saying "Communication Is A Matter Of Morse". For all who do not know, Morse code uses a standardized sequence of short and long elements to represent the letters, numerals, punctuation and special characters of a given message. The short and long elements can be formed by sounds, marks, or pulses, in on off keying and are commonly known as "dots" and "dashes" or "dits" and "dahs". Make others do a double-take in their communication with you with any of these wry saying gifts!

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Alive The Condition Of My Existence (ECG/EKG) Letterhead

tagged with: heartbeat, words and unwords, electrocardiogram, medical, medicine, alive, existential, sinus rhythm, condition of my existence, emt, geek humor

No need to be an emergency medical technician to enjoy wry medical electrocardiogram humor with any of these gifts featuring a normal sinus rhythm on an ECG/EKG along with the following saying "Alive The Condition Of My Existence". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific heartbeat fun today with these memorable saying gifts! Perfect gag gift for anyone alive!

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Words & Unwords Wonderland Adventure Calendar

tagged with: words and unwords, wonderland adventure, wonderland fan, lewis carroll, john tenniel, quote, quotations, illustrations, interpretations

If you're a fan of Lewis Carroll's works of Alice's Adventures In Wonderland and Through The Looking Glass, And What Alice Found There, you'll enjoy this Wonderland adventure calendar throughout the year. Featuring a different illustration for each month, along with 2 bonus images on front cover and back cover. Inspire yourself and others with a dose of Wonderland attitude throughout the year with this unique calendar gift. Great calendar for any Wonderland fan!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Candy Jar

If you have ever experienced hostility at the bridge table, you'll enjoy any of these bridge truism gifts featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge saying: "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Make others do a double-take about what this observation means with a dose of snarky bridge attitude!

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Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event (DNA Humor) Wrapping Paper

tagged with: life, biology, humor, geek, dna, dna replication, words and unwords, funny, life is nothing but, a twisted event, perspective, science, attitude, saying, scientist, biologist, sarcasm, educational, observation, lifestyle

No need to be a scientist or molecular biologist to enjoy wry DNA replication with any of these gifts featuring DNA replication along with the truism saying "Life Is Nothing But A Twisted Event". Make others do a double-take with a dose of scientific attitude today! Memorable gifts for all who have a twisted perspective on life!

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Perpetual Waterfall Optical Illusion Visual Humor iPad Mini Case

tagged with: perpetual waterfall, waterfall, perpetual, optics, illusions, optical illusion, physics, psychology, words and unwords, geek humor, psyche, psychologist, visual

Ever saw a perpetual waterfall? Showcase illusory illusions with any of these optical illusion gifts featuring a perpetual waterfall -- whether the water always flows upward and comes down. Deny the law of physics and make others do a double-take with any of these vivid optical illusion gifts today!

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It's All Downhill From Here (Transportation Sign) Belt Buckle

tagged with: transportation, downhill, warning, sign, downhill warning sign, funny, it's all downhill from here, warning sign, words and unwords, satire, engineer, psychology, saying, truism, gag gift, office politics, sarcasm, advice

Do you feel sad or melancholy at times? Do you feel that your life is going downhill? Or, alternatively, are you going to coast all the way downhill? Look no further than any of these transportation signage humor gifts featuring the warning sign for downhill ahead along with the truism saying that you often hear: "It's All Downhill From Here". Memorable transportation sign attitude gifts for all who are going downhill -- whether physically, mentally, or emotionally. Fun gag gifts for those feeling blue and who are interested in warning others!

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Tuesday, September 01, 2015

Support Photosynthesis Exhale (Biochemistry Humor) 18oz Water Bottle

tagged with: support photosynthesis exhale, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, support photosynthesis, geek, humor, environmentalist, words and unwords, educational, scientific saying, chloroplast, environmental advice, lifestyle

Environmentalists and anyone who breathes will enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these featuring photosynthesis, the biochemical process which converts light into energy in chloroplasts, along with the truism saying "Support Photosynthesis Exhale". Make others do a double-take at exactly what you support and how you do it with a dose of geek attitude fun!

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Just Having A Normal Day (Bell Curve Humor) Throw Pillow

tagged with: nerd, words and unwords, statistics, bell curve, stats, geek humor, bell curve humor, normal distribution curve, just having a normal day, funny stats saying

Are you just having a normal day? Showcase your wry sense of statistical humor with this pillow featuring the normal distribution curve along with the saying "Just Having A Normal Day". Educational, psychological stats attitude pillow for all who have a normal day from time to time!

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I Eat Code For A Living Software Developer Award

tagged with: i eat code, code, software developer, android, for a living, bug droid, bugdroid, geek, humor, words and unwords

Do you work with open source code for a living? Showcase your wry side with any of these gifts for programmers, software developers, and software engineers! Featuring robot / bug droid, along with the truism saying "I Eat Code For A Living" and the objects of cupcake, doughnut, and eclair -- with Android peaking around. Make others do a double-take at what you do with a dose of computer geek humor today! Note: Portions of this page are modifications based on work (http://ift.tt/lwZwMF) created and shared by Google and used according to terms described in the Creative Commons 3.0 Attribution License (http://ift.tt/oKTIFM).

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Wanted A New Brain (Anatomical Brain Attitude) Round Wallclocks

tagged with: wanted a new brain, brain, brainy, anatomy, anatomical, humor, geek, attitude, words and unwords, saying, neurosurgeon, neurologist, biologist, scientist

Do you ever feel like you need a new brain? Showcase your wry anatomical sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring all of the parts of the human brain along with the following saying that will make others do a double-take: "Wanted A New Brain".

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I Think Better In The Twilight Zone (Latitude) Candy Dishes

tagged with: latitude, time of year, twilight, civil twilight, twilight zone, earth science, earth scientist, geek, humor, words and unwords, visible, visibility, science, scientist, time of day, attitude, thinker, think, philosopher, saying, truism, educational, science teacher, lifestyle

Educational earth science fun comes alive on any of these gifts featuring various levels of twilight, according to both latitude and time of year. Includes continuous civil twilight -- civil twilight being the light outside after the sun goes down when there is visibility -- during the polar regions as well. Make others do a double-take with any of these gifts with the wry scientific saying "I Think Better In The Twilight Zone" -- no matter what latitude you are in or what time of year it is!

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Nikola Tesla Man Who Invented The 20th Century Note Books

tagged with: nikola tesla, 20th century, inventor, genius, radio, wireless, alternating current, words and unwords, man who invented, electrical engineer, serbian american, ac dynamo, scientist, attitude, technology, invention, futurist, inventors

Do you listen to the radio or use wireless? Our modern world in the 20th century -- extending to the 21st century -- was due to one lone genius inventor, Nikola Tesla. "Father of the Radio" and the AC dynamo, Nikola Tesla can be considered the "Man Who Invented The Twentieth Century". Showcase your enthusiasm for Tesla's creations today with any of these gifts!

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Coded To Start And Stop (Codon Wheel) Galaxy S3 Cover

tagged with: coded to start and stop, codon wheel, amino acids, rna codons, words and unwords, educational, molecular biology, protein synthesis, geek, humor, science, attitude

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry molecular biology attitude with any of these gifts featuring a codon wheel along with the saying "Coded To Start & Stop". Make others do a double-take about what you are referring to with a dose of wry educational, scientific humor today!

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Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi Cake Picks

tagged with: words and unwords, irrational number, mathematical constant, just like pi, wanted, a constant in my life, geek humor, pi on a baked pie, pi fan, funny pi saying

Showcase your wry geek attitude with any of these gifts featuring the mathematical constant pi on a baked pie. Make others do a double-take with a dose of irrational number attitude with this saying for all who live harried, ever-changing lives: "Wanted A Constant In My Life Just Like Pi".

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Meet Me In Wonderland Mad Hatter Running Fabric

tagged with: meet me in wonderland, wonderland, mad hatter, running mad hatter, lewis carroll, john tenniel, alice's adventures in wonderland, words and unwords, wonderland fan, wonderland adventure

Wonderland fans will enjoy creating things with this unique fabric featuring John Tenniel's illustration of Mad Hatter running as found in Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures In Wonderland" along with the caption "Meet Me In Wonderland".

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All Ponzi Schemes Are Unsustainable (Econ Humor) Commuter Bags

tagged with: economics, econ, law enforcement, gambling, ponzi scheme, all ponzi schemes are unsustainable, math, words and unwords, geek humor, pyramid scheme, numbers, mathematics, mathematician, economist, funny, educational, economics teacher

You know that "All Ponzi Schemes Are Unsustainable". Showcase this fact to others with a dose of wry educational economics attitude with any of these gifts featuring this caption underneath an unsustainable Ponzi scheme. Make others do a double-take at the mathematics behind a Ponzi scheme and why every Ponzi scheme will eventually collapse!

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