Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Monday, August 31, 2015

Are You Congruent? (Math Humor) Tee Shirts

tagged with: math, mathematician, geometry, geometric, triangles, congruent, congruency, are you congruent, joke, humor, attitude, math teacher, science teacher, psyche, psychology, wordsunwords, school

No need to be a math teacher or mathematician to enjoy this "Are You Congruent?" gift tee! Ask yourself and others with a dose of geometric attitude whether they are congruent. Featuring various congruent triangles. Make others wonder what you mean when you ask this wry psychological math humor question!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Tie

tagged with: heartbeat, ecg, words and unwords, ekg, medical, i've got rhythm, electrocardiogram, normal sinus rhythm, geek humor, heartbeat diagram

No need to work in the field of medicine or be a music lover to enjoy any of these heartbeat attitude gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram (ECG/EKG) with the truism saying "I've Got Rhythm" in Oldgate Lane Outline font. Make others do a double-take today on the rhythm inside of you!

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Warning! I Get Under People's Skin (Skin Layers) iPhone 4 Case

tagged with: skin, warning, anatomy, dermatologist, i get under people's skin, words and unwords, dermatology, humor, geek, saying

No need to be a dermatologist to surf the web, text, and take pictures with this case featuring the various anatomical skin layers, complete with all key labels. Comes with the truism saying that will make others wonder what type of personality you truly have: "Warning! I Get Under People's Skin".

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I Live For The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) 15" Laptop Skin

tagged with: physics, physicist, magnetism, moment, magnetic quadrupole moment, polarizing, i live for the moment, live for the moment, geek, words and unwords, science, scientist, magnetic, saying, truism, funny, quadrupole, science teacher, engineer, electrical engineer, live, truisms

Do you live for the moment? Showcase your wry scientific side with a dose of physics humor with any of these gifts featuring the magnetic quadrupole moment, along with the truism "I Live For The Moment". Double-entendre word play on the word "moment". Make others do a double-take today with any of these live for the moment saying gifts!

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Wonderland Alice Go Among Mad People Quote Shirts

tagged with: mad, madness, go among mad people, lewis carroll, alice's adventures in wonderland, wonderland, cheshire cat, alice, mad people, words and unwords, quote, quotation, funny, humor, attitude, adventures, psyche, psychology, saying, lifestyle

If anyone has ever pegged you to be a "mad person", you'll enjoy any of these Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland quote gifts featuring a snippet of a conversation that Alice has with the Cheshire Cat. Even though you may not want to "go among mad people", just remember that you are already a mad person -- or you wouldn't have bought any of these gifts!

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There Is No Such Thing As Friendly Game Of Bridge Classic White Coffee Mug

Wry duplicate bridge humor comes alive on any of these gifts that say "There Is No Such Thing As A Friendly Game Of Bridge". Perfect gifts for bridge players who take bridge seriously and play with poker faces at the bridge table!

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Biology Is In My Genes (DNA Replication) T Shirts

tagged with: biology, dna replication, deoxyribonucleic acid, dna, leading strand, lagging strand, molecular biology, humor, attitude, geek, genes, genetics, molecular biologist, biologist, geneticist, scientist, genetic engineer, biotechnology, biotechnologist, wordsunwords, biology is in my genes, science in society

Showcase DNA replication with wry scientific attitude with this molecular biology gift tee that says "Biology Is In My Genes". Tautological saying for anyone with genes!

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Bezold Effect (Optical Illusion) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: optics, color, optical illusion, psyche, bezold effect, red and black lines, illusion, words and unwords, psychology

When you take a look at the picture are some of the red lines darker than others? Showcase the Bezhold effect with any of these optical illusion gifts. Explanation caption says the following: "Notice that the red seems lighter when combined with white & that the red appears darker when combined with black. This optical illusion is named after Wilhelm von Bezhold (1837 - 1907), who discovered that a color may appear different depending upon its relation to adjacent colors." Educational visual fun psyche / psychology attitude for those who understand that color is relative!

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Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium Shirts

tagged with: saying, truism, happiness, philosophy, economics, economist, psychologist, equilibrium, supply and demand curve, geek, humor, attitude, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, inspirational, intelligent, psychology, words and unwords

Showcase your economics side with any of these gifts that includes the supply and demand curve and says "Happiness In Life Is A Matter Of Equilibrium". Truism saying for all who are happy and in equilibrium!

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Sunday, August 30, 2015

Oppenheimer Death Destroyer Of Worlds Quote Tees

tagged with: nuclear physics, physics, physicist, oppenheimer, father of the atomic bomb, j. robert oppenheimer, quote, quotation, history, historical, atomic bomb, bhagavad gita, atomic energy commission, world war ii, science, scientific, scientist, destruction, worlds, destroy, death, destroyer, burst, sky, radiance, a thousand suns, attitude, nuclear bomb, wordsunwords, nuclear, radiation, historic, political

Historians and fans of the history of the atomic bomb will enjoy this solemn gift tee featuring an infamous quote by "Father of the Atomic Bomb" J. Robert Oppenheimer from the Bhagavad Gita: ""If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. ... Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be for or against nuclear weapons to enjoy this historical timeless quote about the destructive power of bombs. Perfect geek quote gift tee for nuclear physicists!

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Running ... Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively) T Shirt

tagged with: krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, tcac, tricarboxylic acid cycle, biochemistry, biology, biologist, biochemist, krebs, engine, running on the krebs cycle, literally, figuratively, science, humor, attitude, geek, scientist, runner, jogger, walker, funny, saying, truism, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, atp, adenosine triphosphate, medical, doctor, medicine, exercise physiology

Anyone who runs or just operates will enjoy this wry scientific biochemistry humor gift tee featuring the Krebs cycle -- also known as the citric acid cycle or tricarboxylic acid cycle (TCAC). Says: "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Make others do a double-take about exactly what powers them throughout the day with this science humor saying!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Tshirts

tagged with: live a balaced life,think renal,nephron,renal attitude,renal,kidney,medical,anatomical,words and unwords,geek,humor,attitude,saying,excretory system

No need to be a nephrologist or physician to understand the importance of your kidneys. Showcase this fact with a dose of anatomical attitude with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of a kidney's nephron along with the saying "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal".

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Just Call Me Statistically Significant Tee Shirts

tagged with: statistician, psychology, statistical, statistics, stats, just call me statistically significant, hypothesis testing, normality, bell curve distribution, gaussian distribution, funny, attitude, humor, geek, wordsunwords, percentages, statistical significance, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, education

Do you consider yourself statistically significant? Wry stats humor comes alive on this gift tee that features the bell curve (normal distribution curve or Gaussian distribution) and says "Just Call Me Statistically Significant". Perfect gift for anyone who believes that, in the world of statistics and numbers, they are statistically significant!

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Tilted View Of The World (Orbital Variation) Postcard

tagged with: tilted view of the world, earth science, astronomy, humor, geek, attitude, orbital variation, orbit, worldview, astronomer, earth scientist, funny, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be an astronomer to showcase your titled view of the world with any of these gifts featuring orbital variation. Comes with the wry scientific truism saying "Now You Know Why I Have Such A Tilted View Of The World". Astronomical fun for all who know earth science! Memorable geek gifts for all with a tilted view of the world!

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Geological Time In Perspective (Geological Age) T-shirt

tagged with: geologist, geology, geological, timeline, geological age, earth scientist, science, earth's history, paleontologist, paleontology, geological time in perspective, time, spiral, epoch, eons, periods, humor, attitude, scientist, wordsunwords, history of earth, earth science, historian, history, eras, truism, saying, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, truisms

No need to be a geologist or paleontologist to enjoy this spiral of time "Geological Time In Perspective" gift tee. Featuring the various periods, eons, and epochs of Earth's history. Memorable gift of a spiral walk from Earth's inception!

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Warning! Barracuda Inside Sweatshirt

tagged with: warning, barracuda inside, inside, barracuda, humor, funny, saying, psyche, oceanographer, words and unwords, riddles, brain teasers

Is there a barracuda inside of you? No need to be an oceanographer to enjoy any of these double-entendre gifts featuring a picture of a barracuda along with the following saying: "Warning! Barracuda Inside". Make others do a double-take at what lies within with any of these gifts!

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This Machine Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation Tee Shirt

tagged with: organic chemistry, biology, truism, mitochondria, intracellular, atp, adenosine triphosphate, electron transport chain, oxidative phosphorylation, words and unwords, chemistry, biologist, chemist, saying, krebs cycle, citric acid cycle, science, scientist, humor, attitude, geek, cell biology, matrix, chemical energy, truisms

Showcase your wry organic chemistry self with any of these gifts that showcase the electron transport chain, including the Krebs cycle. Educational design featuring oxidative phosphorylation occurs in the mitochondria. Truism science attitude saying says: "This Machine Is Powered By Oxidative Phosphorylation". Make others do a double-take about the processes inside of their cells with any of these ATP attitude gifts!

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Avaceratops Tees

tagged with: horned face, creatceous, words and unwords, avaceratops, paleontology, herbivorous, dinosaur fans, plant eater, dinosaur, horned-face dinosaur

Showcase your "horned face" dinosaur side with any of these gifts featuring Avaceratops, a group of herbivorous dinosaurs with parrot-like beaks which thrived in what are now North America and Asia, during the Cretaceous Period. Memorable gifts featuring these gentle giants from millions of years ago!

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It Helps To Have A Thick Skin (Anatomy Humor) 2 Inch Square Button

tagged with: dermal layers, words and unwords, dermatology, medical, epidermis, dermatologist, geek, skin, it helps to have, a thick skin

No need to be a dermatologist to enjoy wry medical and anatomical humor with any of these gifts featuring all key parts of the human skin along with the following truism saying: "It Helps To Have A Thick Skin". Make others do a double-take about the attitude necessary to deal with all of the rejections in life with a dose of skin humor today!

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I've Got Rhythm (ECG/EKG - Oldgate Lane Outline) Basic Round Button Keychain