Words and Unwords Science Humor Gifts

Thursday, August 27, 2015

Wanted Normal Heartbeat (Electrocardiogram) T-shirt

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If you have an abnormal heartbeat -- whether due to congenital defect or being in love -- you'll enjoy any of these wry medical humor ECG/EKG gifts featuring a normal heartbeat on an electrocardiogram, along with the saying "Wanted Normal Heartbeat". Gifts for all those who have a heartbeat and desire to display educational medical attitude! No need to work in a health profession to enjoy!

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Stay In The Moment (Magnetic Quadrupole Moment) Stamp

tagged with: magnetic quadrupole moment, physics, moment, magnetism, advice, stay in the moment, geek humor, four magnets, words and unwords, physics teacher

Showcase your wry physics attitude the next time you send correspondence with this stamp featuring a magnetic quadrupole moment along with the saying "Stay In The Moment". Classic physics geek humor postage for all who love to stay in the moment!

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Are You Ready For Mental Torture? (Chess Set) Greeting Card

tagged with: chess fan, chess addict, chess set, chess, grandmaster, saying, humor, attitude, chess attitude, chess humor, funny, geek, chess player, chess teacher, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, philosopher, thinker, gamer, mental torture, query, question, chess moves, thoughtful, maddening game, satire, sarcasm, words and unwords

Showcase wry chess attitude with this reflective chess set design that says it all: "Are You Ready For Mental Torture?" Chess is a maddening game. What better way to express your tortured thoughts the next time you play chess? Perfect chess sayings gifts for die-hard chess players who think through every move!

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Wonderland Be Careful What You Drink (Alice) Jumbo Tote Bag

tagged with: alice in wonderland, alice, attitude, john tenniel, drawing, alice's adventures in wonderland, lewis carroll, saying, drink me, size, judgment, be careful what you drink, drinking, funny, humor, intellectual, truism, advice, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, words and unwords, truisms

Whatever you drink, you'll enjoy this Wonderland sense of humor with any of these gifts featuring John Tenniel's Alice and her "Drink Me" bottle. Not strictly a quote that is found in Lewis Carroll's Alice's Adventures In Wonderland, but a sentiment that is conveyed thoroughly and repeatedly in the illogical illusory of Wonderland: "Be careful what you drink ... all types of drink can affect your size and/or your judgment". Showcase your level-headed side with any of these Wonderland gifts -- no matter what you drink or what size you are!

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DNA Bases Basis For Life (Chemistry Molecules) T-shirts

tagged with: biology, biochemistry, dna bases, geek, basis for life, chemistry, dna bases chemical structure, words and unwords, chemical structure

No need to be a molecular biologist to enjoy wry scientific humor with any of these chemistry molecule gifts featuring the four DNA bases: adenine, cytosine, guanine, and thymine. Complete with educational scientific truism: "DNA Bases - Basis For Life". Make others do a double-take today with any of these biochemical attitude gifts!

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The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand Grocery Tote Bag

Make others do a double-take at the bridge table with any of these gifts featuring a twist on old saying "The proof of the pudding is in the eating". Featuring the four card suits along with the following bridge / duplicate bridge saying: "The Proof Of The Bid Is In The Playing Of The Hand". If you have ever been puzzled over a bid that your partner has made, you'll enjoy these bridge attitude gifts that will make others bridge players stop and wink!

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Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life (Econ) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: economics, economist, supply and demand curve, saying, truism, social science, graph, money, finance, educational, funny, humor, attitude, geek, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, psyche, psychology, shopping, words and unwords

Showcase your economics side with a dose of econ humor with any of these supply and demand curve gifts! Economics saying says it all: "Supply & Demand Shapes My Outlook On Life". Educational social science truism gifts for all who understand how bounded they are by the forces of economics!

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Young Woman Or Old Lady? (Optical Illusion) 2 Inch Square Magnet

tagged with: young woman or old lady, optical illusion, illusions, psychology, psyche, psychologist, illusionist, gestalt phenomenon, drawing, optics, visual perception, humor, attitude, brain teaser, truism, inquiry, query, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, riddles, brain teasers

Featuring classic optical illusion design of either a young woman or an old lady. Gifts for anyone who desire to do a double-take on the two women that are embedded in the picture. Psychology humor gifts featuring differences in visual perception and the gestalt phenomenon.

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Wednesday, August 26, 2015

J Robert Oppenheimer Now I Am Become Death Quote Tee Shirts

tagged with: j. robert oppenheimer, oppenheimer, bhagavad gita, radiance of a thousand suns, splendor of the mighty one, quote, quotation, physics, manhattan project, theoretical physics, physicist, nuclear bomb, atomic bomb, war, geek, attitude, historical, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, chemist, wordsunwords, scientist, nuclear, nuclear physics, science in society

Infamous quote by J. Robert Oppenheimer in reference to the Trinity test in New Mexico, where the first atomic bomb was detonated. Quote comes from the Bhagavad Gita: "If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky, that would be like the splendor of the mighty one. Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds." No need to be a theoretical physicist to enjoy this historical quote by the scientific director of the Manhattan Project, the World War II project that developed the first nuclear weapons!

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Live A Balanced Life Think Renal (Nephron) Double-Sided Ceramic Round Christmas Ornament

tagged with: live a balanced life, think renal, renal, nephron, kidney, anatomy, nephrology, medical, medicine, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying, nephrologist, doctor, advice

Showcase your renal attitude with any of these gifts featuring a kidney's nephron along with the following saying: "Live A Balanced Life Think Renal". No need to be a nephrologist to enjoy!

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Running On The Krebs Cycle (Science Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: saying, truism, science, biology, biochemistry, scientist, biomedical engineer, biologist, biochemist, chemist, krebs cycle, tcac, citric acid cycle, tricarboxylic acid cycle, humor, attitude, atp, wordsunwords, wordsandunwords, medical, medicine, cell biology, life science, truisms

Biochemistry is a part of us, whether or not you are a runner. Showcase your intelligent witty sense of science humor with any of these Krebs cycle gifts that includes the saying "Running On The Krebs Cycle (Literally & Figuratively)". Perfect gifts for those who understand the importance of the citric acid cycle (also known as tricarboxylic acid cycle) in order to have energy and function throughout the day!

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Team Photosynthesis (Light-Dependent Reactions) Dartboards

tagged with: team photosynthesis, photosynthesis, light-dependent reactions, biology, atp, biochemistry, botany, autotroph, environmental, words and unwords, geek, humor, attitude, saying

Showcase your photosynthetic, autotrophic sense of style with any of these gifts featuring the light-dependent reactions of photosynthesis along with the caption "Team Photosynthesis". No need to be a botanist, biologist, biochemist, or gardener to enjoy!

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Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do Tshirts

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Anatomical brain humor is alive and well on any of these gifts featuring the different parts of the brain. Comes with the quirky tongue-in-cheek saying for all who think: "Occupy Your Mind It Gives You Something To Do". Timeless geek humor for philosophers, teachers, and anyone who knows how to occupy one's mind!

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Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities Statistics T-shirts

tagged with: psychology, words and unwords, probabilities, advice, think probabilities not possibilities, percentages, do statistics, statistics, geek humor, statistical saying

Showcase wry educational stats humor with any of these gifts featuring the normal distribution curve (also known as the bell curve or Gaussian curve), along with the saying "Think Probabilities, Not Possibilities - Do Statistics". No need to be a statistician or statistics major to enjoy! Psychological gifts for all realists who understand how important it is to think in terms of probabilities and not possibilities!

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I Move Mountains At Work (Software Developer) Dartboards

tagged with: software developer, geek, i move mountains at work, software engineer, java duke, crane, words and unwords, open source programmer, work humor, humor

No need to program in Java to enjoy any of these software developer / software engineer gifts featuring Java's unofficial mascot Duke pulling on a lever to move a virtual mountain along with the saying "I Move Mountains At Work". Make everyone do a double-take at what you do with a dose of tongue-in-cheek geek humor today!

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(Breastfeeding) Requires A Lot Of Maternal Energy T Shirt

tagged with: breastfeed, breastfeeding, mother-child, maternal energy, signage, attitude, humor, signs, breastfeeding sign, saying, truism, words and unwords, wordsandunwords, wordsunwords

No need to be a breastfeeder to enjoy any of these gifts featuring the universal mother-child breastfeed symbol along with the truism saying "[Breastfeeding] Requires A Lot Of Maternal Energy". Make others do a double-take on breastfeeding and the amount of maternal energy it requires with any of these signage attitude gifts today! Memorable gifts for breastfeeding mothers!

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Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation (Sun) Laptop Messenger Bag

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Astronomers and those who study solar flares will enjoy this laptop bag featuring our Sun. Image on the laptop bag is positioned such that the line "Get Ready To Be Bombarded By Solar Radiation" does not show; instead the image of the solar flare/Sun is shown to cover entire bag print area.

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Subduction Leads To Orogeny (Geology Humor) Classic White Coffee Mug

tagged with: subduction leads to orogeny, orogeny, subduction, plate tectonics, earthquake, humor, geek, words and unwords, saying, geologist, seismologist, earth scientist, continental plates, diagram, educational, geology, seismology, earth science

Wry suggestive geological attitude comes alive on any of the geology humor gifts featuring the process of mountain building, orogeny. Gifts featuring the three different plate boundaries along with geology truism saying "Subduction Leads To Orogeny". Make others do a double-take about what you are trying to say with any of these earth science gifts!

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Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside Decals For Laptops

tagged with: smilodon, sabre-toothed cat, inside, sabre-toothed tiger, saber-toothed, feline, wild cat, extinct wild cat, words and unwords, geek, extinct, portrait, maxillary canines, psychology, brain teaser, humor, attitude, riddles, brain teasers

Showcase your inner wild cat side from thousands of years ago with any of these gifts featuring the Smilodon, also known as the sabre-toothed cat or sabre-toothed tiger which went extinct around 10,000 BC. Gifts include a female Smilodon and says "Smilodon (Sabre-Toothed Cat) Inside". Memorable feline gifts for all extinct wild cat fans! Attitude for all who desire to have lengthy maxillary canines!

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I Need Time To Restore My Neurotransmitters Jumbo Tote Bag

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Do you have a memory problem? After finishing a thought, do you need some down time to recuperate and begin your next thought? Showcase wry biological humor with any of these gifts featuring a neuron / synapse, complete with labels of all important parts (axon, myelin sheath, dendrite, etc.). Truism saying for all who lose their thought in conversation: "I Need Time To Restore My Neurotransmitters". Thoughtful gifts for those who need a time out for their thoughts!

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